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No one likes Lucas
Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 05:21 PM (2,242 Views)
Brazy CK
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5 warnings=ban

lucas is an egomanical asshole who probably is beaten daily outside of the internet and comes online to siphon off some stress of his useless, useless existence

after he outgrows FEF (which, for all we know, will probably be on his death bed) he will grow confused and go up to strangers on the street and abuse his nonexistant power until eventually he is shot several times through his pancreas, the most useless organ for the most useless person

luv ya
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姚明

That's an interesting theory..


Sounds reasonable too.
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(*Jman*)
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Kakatte Koi!

This is what Lucas will look like in 5 years

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Kakatte Koi!

That is a very shrunken down version btw.

Here is a better one.

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Richie
Jan 27 2006, 12:50 PM
lucas is an egomanical asshole who probably is beaten daily outside of the internet and comes online to siphon off some stress of his useless, useless existence

after he outgrows FEF (which, for all we know, will probably be on his death bed) he will grow confused and go up to strangers on the street and abuse his nonexistant power until eventually he is shot several times through his pancreas, the most useless organ for the most useless person

luv ya

very true
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Kakatte Koi!

Richie
Jan 27 2006, 08:50 PM
lucas is an egomanical asshole who probably is beaten daily outside of the internet and comes online to siphon off some stress of his useless, useless existence

after he outgrows FEF (which, for all we know, will probably be on his death bed) he will grow confused and go up to strangers on the street and abuse his nonexistant power until eventually he is shot several times through his pancreas, the most useless organ for the most useless person

100% fact.
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OmniHaxFTW
Jan 27 2006, 03:01 PM
Richie
Jan 27 2006, 08:50 PM
lucas is an egomanical asshole who probably is beaten daily outside of the internet and comes online to siphon off some stress of his useless, useless existence

after he outgrows FEF (which, for all we know, will probably be on his death bed) he will grow confused and go up to strangers on the street and abuse his nonexistant power until eventually he is shot several times through his pancreas, the most useless organ for the most useless person

100% fact.

Totally agreed. :)
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Kakatte Koi!

I like what you did to his signature XD
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OmniHaxFTW
Jan 27 2006, 03:10 PM
I like what you did to his signature XD

o rly?
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YA RLY!
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LOL LIEK TOTALI
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harmz #1 biggest fan lol.

Richie
Jan 27 2006, 12:50 PM
lucas is an egomanical asshole who probably is beaten daily outside of the internet and comes online to siphon off some stress of his useless, useless existence

after he outgrows FEF (which, for all we know, will probably be on his death bed) he will grow confused and go up to strangers on the street and abuse his nonexistant power until eventually he is shot several times through his pancreas, the most useless organ for the most useless person

luv ya

:lol: I find this very amusing.
Lol. I'm viewing the board index.
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Lucas calls me on my cell phone for no other reason than to tell me about how much he pwnz at SSBM. Normally I wouldn't mind, being a patient enough person to have Crysta as a girlfriend (she is wont to random physical violence and murder attempts). But after the twentieth call about Sheik being god, and tiers, and M2K, and wavedashing liek teh woah, I silenced my cell phone.

The reasons that I don't like Lucas
A thesis paper by Soja Aurion

1) Lucas is a n00b. His life revolves around teh Internet and PoT. And to a lesser extent, FE. To Lucas, your value as a human being is rooted in your ATK/MAG, DEF, HP, RES, CON, SPD, SKL and growth %. He is the only human that I know that will willingly commit charts upon charts of growth percentages to memory for no other reason than to know them. He also flip-flops between the notions that wavedashing = 1337ness in SSBM and wavedashing = useless. Behavioral psychology indicates to me that upon realizing the inept nature of his tactics, he simply labeled them "n00b" and "useless" and left it at that.

2) Lucas is annoying. 18. Commit that number to memory. That is how many times he called me in the space of one week. This is indisputable. It is in my cell phone. Lucas has logged in more hours on my cell phone than even Crysta. This, my friends, is a bad thing. When I am not near my phone, or have it silenced, he spams me online. About the same thing, sometimes with some "code humor" that isn't actually funny.

3) Lucas is a sacreligious prick that must be impaled on an acid-coated spike. He is an arrogant pinhead who thinks he is the true pwnerer of all games. Lucas interrupts tech support sessions even when both messengers say "Busy" just to spam about how much he pwns at MK DS, and regurgitate Pure Pwnage lines that I've heard a hundred thousand times before.

Exhibit A
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12/24/2005  8:55:32 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: PoT is still like 100000^10 better than Bleach, IMO.
12/24/2005  8:55:42 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: but Bleach is better than Slayers.


Exhibit B
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12/24/2005  10:28:25 AM  Buddha: And
12/24/2005  10:28:29 AM  Buddha: you dissed Lina
12/24/2005  10:28:31 AM  Buddha: so
12/24/2005  10:28:31 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: IMO, Rukia's the hottest anime chick ever.
12/24/2005  10:28:33 AM  Buddha: you
12/24/2005  10:28:34 AM  Buddha: die
12/24/2005  10:28:34 AM  Buddha: now
12/24/2005  10:28:35 AM  Buddha: .
12/24/2005  10:28:46 AM  Buddha: He's totally on meth.
12/24/2005  10:28:46 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Lina is #2. ;o;
12/24/2005  10:28:56 AM  Buddha: *Swordthroughface*


Exhibit C
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12/24/2005  12:22:38 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: No way.
12/24/2005  12:22:40 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: She can't micro.
12/24/2005  12:22:52 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I'll micro you bitches so hard in all games.
12/24/2005  12:23:20 PM  Buddha: Yes. And it will be a fluke if either of us ever beat you, right? A quibble in the system. A virus in the machine.
12/24/2005  12:23:36 PM  Buddha: An Act of God, so to speak.


Exhibit D
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12/25/2005  7:12:43 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Spanked some noobs.
12/25/2005  7:12:47 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *makes spanking gesture with DS*
12/25/2005  7:13:19 PM  Buddha:  Busy kthx
12/25/2005  7:13:22 PM  Buddha:  tech support
12/25/2005  7:13:38 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: omg
12/25/2005  7:13:41 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: games > all things
12/25/2005  7:14:22 PM  Buddha: Then go back to them. I said I'd call you later.
12/25/2005  7:14:30 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: orly
12/25/2005  7:14:32 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: K...
12/25/2005  7:14:41 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Jenniiiiiiiii!
12/25/2005  7:14:58 PM  God: I'm doing it with him.
12/25/2005  7:15:07 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
12/25/2005  7:15:14 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: im all alone in teh world
12/25/2005  7:15:23 PM  God: Yes. Go away. XD
12/25/2005  7:15:40 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *clings* ;o;
12/25/2005  7:15:50 PM  Buddha: *Murder*
12/25/2005  7:15:58 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *clings more* ;0;
12/25/2005  7:16:14 PM  Buddha: *Kills with Aura of Spite +3*
12/25/2005  7:16:31 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *Defends with FEFF Emperor Shield + 10000*
12/25/2005  7:17:55 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Do you mean to imply that you are my strategic equal?
12/25/2005  7:18:01 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Have you forgotten, Ivan?
12/25/2005  7:18:28 PM  Buddha: Have you forgotten, Lucas?
12/25/2005  7:18:44 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I defeated both Gary Kasperov and Deep Blue using nothing more than a row of pawns, and a single bishop.
12/25/2005  7:19:03 PM  Buddha: Well... I squash the opposition without a second thought.
12/25/2005  7:19:17 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I have Aura of Not Caring + Infinity. =D
12/25/2005  7:19:19 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: <3
12/25/2005  7:20:20 PM  Buddha: You will care one day!
12/25/2005  7:20:32 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12/25/2005  7:20:42 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Me, care? :D
12/25/2005  7:20:55 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: That's almost as funny as when my aunt said I'll catch her cold.
12/25/2005  7:22:48 PM  Buddha: Almost.
12/25/2005  7:22:56 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: >=D
12/25/2005  7:26:07 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Back to grade one! Back to grade one!
12/25/2005  7:26:11 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *spanks with DS*


Exhibit E
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12/30/2005  12:29:09 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: kjbjhkcfhujgv'
12/30/2005  12:29:09 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: nkjvfchbb
12/30/2005  12:29:12 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: nvjvkhijkfysxnhvugc,kjb jhdghvgd vmnkfcdjygcvkl
12/30/2005  12:29:17 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: jhkvb.kjc,hkjcxnfhg bm,.cvub hjd,jhvjfyfkjvjytv.m,
12/30/2005  12:29:21 AM  1 Dolla': n00b
12/30/2005  12:39:17 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: http://s11.invisionfree.com/Fire_Emblem_Fu...3372&st=0&#last


Exhibit F
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12/31/2005  12:33:27 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Yah know, Slayers would be much better if the fights were a little longer and didn't involve the same thing everytime; 1 uber spell.
12/31/2005  12:33:38 PM  1 Dolla': Books > anime
12/31/2005  12:33:42 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I assumed as much.
12/31/2005  12:33:50 PM  God: It's always the case.
12/31/2005  12:33:53 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Bleach has godly fights. :wub:
12/31/2005  12:33:59 PM  1 Dolla': Ohnoes.
12/31/2005  12:34:21 PM  God: Oh great. XP


Exhibit G
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12/31/2005  11:59:54 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Ok then.
1/1/2006  12:00:12 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Cheers! Happy new year! *chugs beer*
1/1/2006  12:00:58 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Damn. Miller pwns.
1/1/2006  12:03:43 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: o, happy new yeer
1/1/2006  12:03:46 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: faggot
1/1/2006  12:03:56 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: /candle
1/1/2006  12:04:27 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: fatlady <-- Me after a few more beers.
1/1/2006  12:04:28 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
1/1/2006  12:06:20 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: YO!
1/1/2006  12:06:20 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: YO!
1/1/2006  12:06:24 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Quit ignoring me!
1/1/2006  12:06:33 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: You know I get crazy when ignored.
1/1/2006  12:07:27 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: I WILL HAX U LIEK TEH WHOA!


Exhibit H
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1/14/2006  11:29:03 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: i liek own all u noobs
1/14/2006  11:29:18 PM  1 Dolla': *LIMIT BREAK: OMNISLASH*
1/14/2006  11:29:24 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: uh oh
1/14/2006  11:29:27 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I am mad right now.
1/14/2006  11:29:33 PM  1 Dolla': o rly
1/14/2006  11:29:34 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: My bother just two-stocked my Sheik.
1/14/2006  11:29:38 PM  1 Dolla': pwnd
1/14/2006  11:29:41 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: That's not supposed to happen.
1/14/2006  11:29:48 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Not even M2K Da Beast does that.
1/14/2006  11:29:49 PM  1 Dolla': He just got better than you.
1/14/2006  11:29:55 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Uh, no.
1/14/2006  11:30:01 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I am faaaaaaar above him still.
1/14/2006  11:30:02 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Like...
1/14/2006  11:30:05 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Miles ahead.
1/14/2006  11:30:08 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Shit happens, though.


I think that's quite enough for now.
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You win.

Lucas is a noob.
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harmz #1 biggest fan lol.

Kira
Jan 27 2006, 09:52 PM
You win.

Lucas is a noob.

Hellz Noes we must abolish this impudence for all it's worth. Give me the honor of killing him? plzkthanxnadvance. Kura never gets to do anything. :(

Ps: If you fail to comply, I'll kill you. K?
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