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| No one likes Lucas | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 05:21 PM (2,242 Views) | |
| Brazy CK | Jan 27 2006, 03:50 PM Post #46 |
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5 warnings=ban
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lucas is an egomanical asshole who probably is beaten daily outside of the internet and comes online to siphon off some stress of his useless, useless existence after he outgrows FEF (which, for all we know, will probably be on his death bed) he will grow confused and go up to strangers on the street and abuse his nonexistant power until eventually he is shot several times through his pancreas, the most useless organ for the most useless person luv ya |
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| Bosceon | Jan 27 2006, 04:08 PM Post #47 |
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姚明
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That's an interesting theory.. Sounds reasonable too. |
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| (*Jman*) | Jan 27 2006, 04:17 PM Post #48 |
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Kakatte Koi!
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This is what Lucas will look like in 5 years
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| (*Jman*) | Jan 27 2006, 04:22 PM Post #49 |
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Kakatte Koi!
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That is a very shrunken down version btw. Here is a better one.
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| Feez | Jan 27 2006, 05:29 PM Post #50 |
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Ebullient Future
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very true |
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| (*Jman*) | Jan 27 2006, 06:01 PM Post #51 |
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Kakatte Koi!
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100% fact. |
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| Feez | Jan 27 2006, 06:03 PM Post #52 |
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Ebullient Future
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Totally agreed.
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| (*Jman*) | Jan 27 2006, 06:10 PM Post #53 |
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Kakatte Koi!
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I like what you did to his signature XD |
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| Feez | Jan 27 2006, 06:11 PM Post #54 |
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Ebullient Future
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o rly? |
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| (*Jman*) | Jan 27 2006, 06:12 PM Post #55 |
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Kakatte Koi!
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YA RLY! |
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| Feez | Jan 27 2006, 06:19 PM Post #56 |
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Ebullient Future
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LOL LIEK TOTALI |
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| Bramimond | Jan 27 2006, 06:32 PM Post #57 |
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harmz #1 biggest fan lol.
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:lol: I find this very amusing. |
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| Soja | Jan 28 2006, 12:37 AM Post #58 |
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Gentle Water, Crashing Waves
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Lucas calls me on my cell phone for no other reason than to tell me about how much he pwnz at SSBM. Normally I wouldn't mind, being a patient enough person to have Crysta as a girlfriend (she is wont to random physical violence and murder attempts). But after the twentieth call about Sheik being god, and tiers, and M2K, and wavedashing liek teh woah, I silenced my cell phone. The reasons that I don't like Lucas A thesis paper by Soja Aurion 1) Lucas is a n00b. His life revolves around teh Internet and PoT. And to a lesser extent, FE. To Lucas, your value as a human being is rooted in your ATK/MAG, DEF, HP, RES, CON, SPD, SKL and growth %. He is the only human that I know that will willingly commit charts upon charts of growth percentages to memory for no other reason than to know them. He also flip-flops between the notions that wavedashing = 1337ness in SSBM and wavedashing = useless. Behavioral psychology indicates to me that upon realizing the inept nature of his tactics, he simply labeled them "n00b" and "useless" and left it at that. 2) Lucas is annoying. 18. Commit that number to memory. That is how many times he called me in the space of one week. This is indisputable. It is in my cell phone. Lucas has logged in more hours on my cell phone than even Crysta. This, my friends, is a bad thing. When I am not near my phone, or have it silenced, he spams me online. About the same thing, sometimes with some "code humor" that isn't actually funny. 3) Lucas is a sacreligious prick that must be impaled on an acid-coated spike. He is an arrogant pinhead who thinks he is the true pwnerer of all games. Lucas interrupts tech support sessions even when both messengers say "Busy" just to spam about how much he pwns at MK DS, and regurgitate Pure Pwnage lines that I've heard a hundred thousand times before. Exhibit A
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I think that's quite enough for now. |
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| Feez | Jan 28 2006, 12:52 AM Post #59 |
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Ebullient Future
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You win. Lucas is a noob. |
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| Bramimond | Jan 28 2006, 01:26 AM Post #60 |
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harmz #1 biggest fan lol.
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Hellz Noes we must abolish this impudence for all it's worth. Give me the honor of killing him? plzkthanxnadvance. Kura never gets to do anything. Ps: If you fail to comply, I'll kill you. K? |
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