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No one likes Lucas
Topic Started: Jan 26 2006, 05:21 PM (2,236 Views)
Bramimond
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harmz #1 biggest fan lol.

Eiji Kikumaru
Jan 29 2006, 08:04 PM
this place sux :(

Then... GTFO. LOSAR, LOL.
Lol. I'm viewing the board index.
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Feez
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Eiji Kikumaru
Jan 29 2006, 08:04 PM
this place sux :(

Too bad, so sad.

Now shut the fuck up.
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Lordemblem
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FEF's resident Anarchist

GTFO Marcus, we cant talk about you if you're here.
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"Thou Shalt not Kill! What the hell kind of a churchman are you!?" - Vash (Trigun)

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Which FF Character Are You?
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metalmanbrian (9:50:49 PM): Lol drug dealer works better for me. But if you want me to have short hair you'll have to shave me in prison when i'm asleep or something
FireEmblemgirl2 (9:51:26 PM): lol
FireEmblemgirl2 (9:51:42 PM): fine I'll have you shaved
FireEmblemgirl2 (9:51:46 PM): hm... that sounded wrong

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FireEmblemgirl: Like all good pimps know, sometimes you gotta bitch slap a few ho's
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Crysta
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wat

Stop shooing him away. He's my punching bag so I don't feel so insecure and inadequate myself!

Um... I mean... because he's a n00b! Yeah.
~ Crysta, Zombie Queen
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I always give frying pans to female survivors in Dead Rising. It's really the only thing I'm confident they know how to use.
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(*Jman*)
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Kakatte Koi!

Lordemblem
Jan 30 2006, 06:42 AM
GTFO Marcus

GG
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Formerly Omni, Rosa, Terra, Serra, Captain Star Falco, Minamimoto
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(*Jman*)
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Kakatte Koi!

Kurapica
Jan 30 2006, 03:23 AM
FEF was ghey without you here good man. :(

But now that he came back, the gheyness meter is off teh charts.
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Power of Flower

Soja
Jan 28 2006, 12:37 AM
Lucas calls me on my cell phone for no other reason than to tell me about how much he pwnz at SSBM. Normally I wouldn't mind, being a patient enough person to have Crysta as a girlfriend (she is wont to random physical violence and murder attempts). But after the twentieth call about Sheik being god, and tiers, and M2K, and wavedashing liek teh woah, I silenced my cell phone.

The reasons that I don't like Lucas
A thesis paper by Soja Aurion

1) Lucas is a n00b. His life revolves around teh Internet and PoT. And to a lesser extent, FE. To Lucas, your value as a human being is rooted in your ATK/MAG, DEF, HP, RES, CON, SPD, SKL and growth %. He is the only human that I know that will willingly commit charts upon charts of growth percentages to memory for no other reason than to know them. He also flip-flops between the notions that wavedashing = 1337ness in SSBM and wavedashing = useless. Behavioral psychology indicates to me that upon realizing the inept nature of his tactics, he simply labeled them "n00b" and "useless" and left it at that.

2) Lucas is annoying. 18. Commit that number to memory. That is how many times he called me in the space of one week. This is indisputable. It is in my cell phone. Lucas has logged in more hours on my cell phone than even Crysta. This, my friends, is a bad thing. When I am not near my phone, or have it silenced, he spams me online. About the same thing, sometimes with some "code humor" that isn't actually funny.

3) Lucas is a sacreligious prick that must be impaled on an acid-coated spike. He is an arrogant pinhead who thinks he is the true pwnerer of all games. Lucas interrupts tech support sessions even when both messengers say "Busy" just to spam about how much he pwns at MK DS, and regurgitate Pure Pwnage lines that I've heard a hundred thousand times before.

Exhibit A
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12/24/2005  8:55:32 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: PoT is still like 100000^10 better than Bleach, IMO.
12/24/2005  8:55:42 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: but Bleach is better than Slayers.


Exhibit B
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12/24/2005  10:28:25 AM  Buddha: And
12/24/2005  10:28:29 AM  Buddha: you dissed Lina
12/24/2005  10:28:31 AM  Buddha: so
12/24/2005  10:28:31 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: IMO, Rukia's the hottest anime chick ever.
12/24/2005  10:28:33 AM  Buddha: you
12/24/2005  10:28:34 AM  Buddha: die
12/24/2005  10:28:34 AM  Buddha: now
12/24/2005  10:28:35 AM  Buddha: .
12/24/2005  10:28:46 AM  Buddha: He's totally on meth.
12/24/2005  10:28:46 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Lina is #2. ;o;
12/24/2005  10:28:56 AM  Buddha: *Swordthroughface*


Exhibit C
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12/24/2005  12:22:38 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: No way.
12/24/2005  12:22:40 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: She can't micro.
12/24/2005  12:22:52 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I'll micro you bitches so hard in all games.
12/24/2005  12:23:20 PM  Buddha: Yes. And it will be a fluke if either of us ever beat you, right? A quibble in the system. A virus in the machine.
12/24/2005  12:23:36 PM  Buddha: An Act of God, so to speak.


Exhibit D
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12/25/2005  7:12:43 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Spanked some noobs.
12/25/2005  7:12:47 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *makes spanking gesture with DS*
12/25/2005  7:13:19 PM  Buddha:  Busy kthx
12/25/2005  7:13:22 PM  Buddha:  tech support
12/25/2005  7:13:38 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: omg
12/25/2005  7:13:41 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: games > all things
12/25/2005  7:14:22 PM  Buddha: Then go back to them. I said I'd call you later.
12/25/2005  7:14:30 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: orly
12/25/2005  7:14:32 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: K...
12/25/2005  7:14:41 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Jenniiiiiiiii!
12/25/2005  7:14:58 PM  God: I'm doing it with him.
12/25/2005  7:15:07 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
12/25/2005  7:15:14 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: im all alone in teh world
12/25/2005  7:15:23 PM  God: Yes. Go away. XD
12/25/2005  7:15:40 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *clings* ;o;
12/25/2005  7:15:50 PM  Buddha: *Murder*
12/25/2005  7:15:58 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *clings more* ;0;
12/25/2005  7:16:14 PM  Buddha: *Kills with Aura of Spite +3*
12/25/2005  7:16:31 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *Defends with FEFF Emperor Shield + 10000*
12/25/2005  7:17:55 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Do you mean to imply that you are my strategic equal?
12/25/2005  7:18:01 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Have you forgotten, Ivan?
12/25/2005  7:18:28 PM  Buddha: Have you forgotten, Lucas?
12/25/2005  7:18:44 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I defeated both Gary Kasperov and Deep Blue using nothing more than a row of pawns, and a single bishop.
12/25/2005  7:19:03 PM  Buddha: Well... I squash the opposition without a second thought.
12/25/2005  7:19:17 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I have Aura of Not Caring + Infinity. =D
12/25/2005  7:19:19 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: <3
12/25/2005  7:20:20 PM  Buddha: You will care one day!
12/25/2005  7:20:32 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12/25/2005  7:20:42 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Me, care? :D
12/25/2005  7:20:55 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: That's almost as funny as when my aunt said I'll catch her cold.
12/25/2005  7:22:48 PM  Buddha: Almost.
12/25/2005  7:22:56 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: >=D
12/25/2005  7:26:07 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Back to grade one! Back to grade one!
12/25/2005  7:26:11 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: *spanks with DS*


Exhibit E
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12/30/2005  12:29:09 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: kjbjhkcfhujgv'
12/30/2005  12:29:09 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: nkjvfchbb
12/30/2005  12:29:12 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: nvjvkhijkfysxnhvugc,kjb jhdghvgd vmnkfcdjygcvkl
12/30/2005  12:29:17 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: jhkvb.kjc,hkjcxnfhg bm,.cvub hjd,jhvjfyfkjvjytv.m,
12/30/2005  12:29:21 AM  1 Dolla': n00b
12/30/2005  12:39:17 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: http://s11.invisionfree.com/Fire_Emblem_Fu...t=0�last


Exhibit F
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12/31/2005  12:33:27 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Yah know, Slayers would be much better if the fights were a little longer and didn't involve the same thing everytime; 1 uber spell.
12/31/2005  12:33:38 PM  1 Dolla': Books > anime
12/31/2005  12:33:42 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I assumed as much.
12/31/2005  12:33:50 PM  God: It's always the case.
12/31/2005  12:33:53 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Bleach has godly fights. :wub:
12/31/2005  12:33:59 PM  1 Dolla': Ohnoes.
12/31/2005  12:34:21 PM  God: Oh great. XP


Exhibit G
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12/31/2005  11:59:54 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Ok then.
1/1/2006  12:00:12 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Cheers! Happy new year! *chugs beer*
1/1/2006  12:00:58 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Damn. Miller pwns.
1/1/2006  12:03:43 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: o, happy new yeer
1/1/2006  12:03:46 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: faggot
1/1/2006  12:03:56 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: /candle
1/1/2006  12:04:27 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: fatlady <-- Me after a few more beers.
1/1/2006  12:04:28 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
1/1/2006  12:06:20 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: YO!
1/1/2006  12:06:20 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: YO!
1/1/2006  12:06:24 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: Quit ignoring me!
1/1/2006  12:06:33 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: You know I get crazy when ignored.
1/1/2006  12:07:27 AM  Kuchiki Rukia: I WILL HAX U LIEK TEH WHOA!


Exhibit H
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1/14/2006  11:29:03 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: i liek own all u noobs
1/14/2006  11:29:18 PM  1 Dolla': *LIMIT BREAK: OMNISLASH*
1/14/2006  11:29:24 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: uh oh
1/14/2006  11:29:27 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I am mad right now.
1/14/2006  11:29:33 PM  1 Dolla': o rly
1/14/2006  11:29:34 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: My bother just two-stocked my Sheik.
1/14/2006  11:29:38 PM  1 Dolla': pwnd
1/14/2006  11:29:41 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: That's not supposed to happen.
1/14/2006  11:29:48 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Not even M2K Da Beast does that.
1/14/2006  11:29:49 PM  1 Dolla': He just got better than you.
1/14/2006  11:29:55 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Uh, no.
1/14/2006  11:30:01 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: I am faaaaaaar above him still.
1/14/2006  11:30:02 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Like...
1/14/2006  11:30:05 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Miles ahead.
1/14/2006  11:30:08 PM  Kuchiki Rukia: Shit happens, though.


I think that's quite enough for now.

Whoa.

WTF, Ivan? .___.

W/e. Fuck you too, I guess. I can't even fucking tell if you're serious or not. Way to tarnish my image even further, though. GG.

Fuck this thread. And fuck you all. Jesus Christ. You all just went too fucking far with this.

Most of all, fuck Kashif. Asshole. You're lucky I don't hurt you.
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