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Wow, Chuck Norris really is god
Topic Started: Jan 29 2006, 06:43 PM (215 Views)
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The Real OG

First off, a few tidbits of info you might not know.

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1. Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

2. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick

3. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

4. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris

5. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

6. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

7. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

8. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

9. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

10. "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

And if you need proof: http://chuckisperfect.ytmnd.com/
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I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!

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5 warnings=ban

eeeeew fads
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Richie
Jan 29 2006, 03:46 PM
eeeeew fads

stfu + gtfo
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harmz #1 biggest fan lol.

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Jan 29 2006, 03:43 PM
5. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

6. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

7. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.


I like those ones the best. They are just a given. B)
Lol. I'm viewing the board index.
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Chuck Norris on "Chuck Norris Facts"
 
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, Against All Odds? They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, The Justice Riders, released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.


Minus one billion respect points for Chuck for plugging in his books while answering these questions.
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At least he wasn't like my governor (Arnold) who sued a bobblehead company for making him the Governator.
~ Crysta, Zombie Queen
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I always give frying pans to female survivors in Dead Rising. It's really the only thing I'm confident they know how to use.
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Compiler?

11. The beginning of Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on a dodgeball game Chuck Norris played in second grade.
You must know the path, and the path must know you.
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Defender of Justice

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