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| Wow, Chuck Norris really is god | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 29 2006, 06:43 PM (215 Views) | |
| Yes | Jan 29 2006, 06:43 PM Post #1 |
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First off, a few tidbits of info you might not know. ![]() 1. Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. 2. 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick 3. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. 4. The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris 5. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. 6. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. 7. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb. 8. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 9. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 10. "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard. And if you need proof: http://chuckisperfect.ytmnd.com/ |
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| Brazy CK | Jan 29 2006, 06:46 PM Post #2 |
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5 warnings=ban
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| Feez | Jan 29 2006, 07:06 PM Post #3 |
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Ebullient Future
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stfu + gtfo |
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| Bramimond | Jan 29 2006, 10:19 PM Post #4 |
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harmz #1 biggest fan lol.
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I like those ones the best. They are just a given.
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| Brazy CK | Jan 29 2006, 10:22 PM Post #5 |
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Minus one billion respect points for Chuck for plugging in his books while answering these questions. |
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| Crysta | Jan 29 2006, 11:12 PM Post #6 |
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wat
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At least he wasn't like my governor (Arnold) who sued a bobblehead company for making him the Governator. |
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| Squee | Jan 30 2006, 03:23 PM Post #7 |
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Compiler?
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11. The beginning of Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on a dodgeball game Chuck Norris played in second grade. |
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| Hystrix | Jan 31 2006, 02:20 AM Post #8 |
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