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These jokes are officially dead; don't even whisper them
Topic Started: Feb 19 2006, 03:58 PM (529 Views)
Greth (OLD)
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There is a light that never goes out...

These jokes are dead. I never, EVER want to hear about them again:

-Chuck Norris jokes. Yes, we get it. you like Chuck Norris. I don't care if Chuck Norris doesn't get wet and water gets Chuck Norris, it's not amusing.

- FPS Doug. Thanks to that dickwad, I get an earful of 'BOOM! Headshot!' everytime I play an FPS or go onto ventrilo for any other game.

- Anything to do with Darth Vader saying, "Nooooooooooo!". As uncommon as it may be, I've gotten my load of references to this, especially as of late for some reason.

- Red vs. Blue for Halo. Halo is old. In fact, I don't even think they make those anymore.

- The dungeon seige pwnage tale. If you know what I'm talking about, scream.

- Any reference to a moose. This one isn't done as often anymore, but trust me. I still hear it, and I kick anybody who mentions it.

- The Warcraft leet. Pwnage and anything to do with '1337' is dead to me (and everyone i talk to) now. Give it up.

- Mr Anderson! jokes. Shutup.

- Any jokes about Snake 'eating big snake'. I've heard it all. Stop.

- Janet Jackson's bra jokes. That was what? Like, TWO YEARS AGO!?

- The little kid flaming his mom on an XBOX live clan match. It was rude and insensitive. We know. It was funny for two minutes.

- Crysta reminded me of this one, but, all your base R belong to us. I'm going to have to so... no, they don't. Isn't that game old as hell anyways?

feel free to post any more you know and hate.

have a nice day :)
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BOOM HEADSHOT
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wat

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Crysta
Feb 19 2006, 09:25 PM
All your base are belong to us, too.

agreed
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Then what about Vin Diesel, Mr. T, Steve Gutenberg et cetera? :unsure:
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Harmato


How do you forget about O RLY? Note that this also includes ya rly, liek srsly, no wai, and any other similar or relevant forms as related to this discussion.

There is also n00b and b00n. They should definitely be added.

It would be nice if people would actually TYPE LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS instead of liek dis yo.

In other words, don't type like Bosco or Neo. =( It is bad for your health.

However, this is a forum filled with teenagers. It goes in one ear and out the other. :\
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I CANT HELP IT IF MY TYPING SUCKS
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Feb 19 2006, 02:49 PM
I CANT HELP IT IF MY TYPING SUCKS

stfu
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Yes you can. You take all responsibility when the crap gets diverted from your colon to your brain and you choose to send it directly into your fingertips. We aren't in a chat room. Time is not of the essence. Abbreviations are not necessary. Simply type in the Queen's English. That is all.
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It's odd because they're not really dead. Especially if your reasoning is that they're used too often.
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Feb 19 2006, 11:08 PM
It's odd because they're not really dead. Especially if your reasoning is that they're used too often.

He means that they are not funny anymore. ;) The joke is dead.
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Shinn
Feb 19 2006, 10:39 PM
How do you forget about O RLY? Note that this also includes ya rly, liek srsly, no wai, and any other similar or relevant forms as related to this discussion.

There is also n00b and b00n. They should definitely be added.

It would be nice if people would actually TYPE LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS instead of liek dis yo.

In other words, don't type like Bosco or Neo. =( It is bad for your health.

However, this is a forum filled with teenagers. It goes in one ear and out the other. :\

yes!
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