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These jokes are officially dead; don't even whisper them
Topic Started: Feb 19 2006, 03:58 PM (530 Views)
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Neomagician
Feb 19 2006, 10:49 PM
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Feb 20 2006, 12:37 AM
Neomagician
Feb 19 2006, 10:49 PM
I CANT HELP IT IF MY TYPING SUCKS

wHERE IS MY CAPS LOCK KEY?!

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Vin Diesel jokes are still good. Until he finds out about them. Chuck Norris died when he found about them and advertised his dumb book.
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Feb 20 2006, 12:51 AM
Vin Diesel jokes are still good. Until he finds out about them. Chuck Norris died when he found about them and advertised his dumb book.

That was one of the gheyest things that I ever saw. :/
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Feb 19 2006, 08:58 PM
These jokes are dead. I never, EVER want to hear about them again:

-Chuck Norris jokes. Yes, we get it. you like Chuck Norris. I don't care if Chuck Norris doesn't get wet and water gets Chuck Norris, it's not amusing.

- FPS Doug. Thanks to that dickwad, I get an earful of 'BOOM! Headshot!' everytime I play an FPS or go onto ventrilo for any other game.

- Anything to do with Darth Vader saying, "Nooooooooooo!". As uncommon as it may be, I've gotten my load of references to this, especially as of late for some reason.

- Red vs. Blue for Halo. Halo is old. In fact, I don't even think they make those anymore.

- The dungeon seige pwnage tale. If you know what I'm talking about, scream.

- Any reference to a moose. This one isn't done as often anymore, but trust me. I still hear it, and I kick anybody who mentions it.

- The Warcraft leet. Pwnage and anything to do with '1337' is dead to me (and everyone i talk to) now. Give it up.

- Mr Anderson! jokes. Shutup.

- Any jokes about Snake 'eating big snake'. I've heard it all. Stop.

- Janet Jackson's bra jokes. That was what? Like, TWO YEARS AGO!?

- The little kid flaming his mom on an XBOX live clan match. It was rude and insensitive. We know. It was funny for two minutes.

- Crysta reminded me of this one, but, all your base R belong to us. I'm going to have to so... no, they don't. Isn't that game old as hell anyways?

feel free to post any more you know and hate.

have a nice day :)

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I agree. Same with Michael Jackson jokes, and shit like that.

Same with the 'acting like a total noob all the time and trying to be funny' act.
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- Red vs. Blue for Halo. Halo is old. In fact, I don't even think they make those anymore


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O rly was pretty dumb I agree. The only place I hear these lames jokes is on here, so I'm thankful of that. Although I hear my share of Chuck Norris stuff IRL, but I find it funny. I never did understand the "nooooooo" one though....
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Everything you mentioned in the first post is still awesome. u r ghey :evil:
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Feb 20 2006, 09:15 PM
Everything you mentioned in the first post is still awesome. u r ghey :evil:

Your mom's vagina is still awesome. :pacman: <<>>
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