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Women are evil; A mathematical proof
Topic Started: Mar 29 2006, 07:13 PM (721 Views)
Mind Bomber
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(The following axiomatic formulae do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Mind Bomber or any affiliated industries. Reprinting this information without the expressed written consent of Mind Bomber is okey dokey.)

Women require time and money. (w = tm)

Time is money (t = m)

Money is the root of all evil (m = root e)

Therefore:

w = tm
w = m^2
w = (root e)^2
w = e (Women are evil)

Thank you.
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Neo
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Tits and Ass

D: That I must say was a horrible way to put out that eqaution. You could of skipped w=(root of e)^2.
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Oujay
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By that logic...

Woman = Evil
Evil = Bad
Bad = Unskilled
William Hung =Unskilled
Therefore...
Woman = William Hung?
*pops out of nowhere and makes a post, then leaves again*
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Bosceon
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姚明

L :o L
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Brazy CK
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I think I made something similiar for school one day, except that said I could prove that homework was evil through use of the commutative property;

Homework = knowledge
Knowledge = power
Power = money
Money = corruption
Corruption = evil

Therefore, since h=k, k=p, p=m, m=c, and c=e, we can calculate that h=e, in other words, homework is evil.
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Grady
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Grady = God
God = Cool
Cool = Having A Big Penis

Therefore...

Grady has a big penis.
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Bosceon
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姚明

o cool
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Santi
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Da Niggaz Leader

Quote:
 
Grady = God
God = Cool
Cool = Having A Big Penis

Therefore...

Grady has a big penis


I added that formula to my math book. B)
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Brazy CK
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Air Grady
Mar 29 2006, 07:01 PM
Grady = God
God = Cool
Cool = Having A Big Penis

Therefore...

Grady has a big penis.

Grady = God
God = the biggest virgin ever
Grady = the biggest virgin ever
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Tao
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Pwned with your own mathematical equation! that is depressing, yet a revalation in Mathematics.
My equation:

Tao= Elf person

Elf person = legolas

legolas = person that attracts ladies.

therefore

Tao = person that attracts the ladies.
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Tao Kazajin
Mar 30 2006, 07:26 AM
Pwned with your own mathematical equation! that is depressing, yet a revalation in Mathematics.
My equation:

Tao= Elf person

Elf person = legolas

legolas = person that attracts ladies.

therefore

Tao = person that attracts the ladies.

Tao=Elf person

Elf person=Legolas

Legolas=Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom=Ghey

Therefore....

Tao=Ghey
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metalmanbrian (9:50:49 PM): Lol drug dealer works better for me. But if you want me to have short hair you'll have to shave me in prison when i'm asleep or something
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Tao
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ghey = wanna be tao

wanna be Tao = Any one but Tao or Sol Clan

Any one but Tao or Sol Clan = lordEmblem

therefore

lord Emblem = ghey.

I'm to good at this.
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Inui
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Power of Flower

Lucas = Gay.

Well, that's about it. Nothing else to prove.
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Tao
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Any one but Tao or Sol Clan = Lucas as well.

therefore

oh, wait....... ummm. i guess it was already solved.
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Dark Wyvern Lord
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Richie=Terrorist

Terrorist=Nazi

therefore richie is a Nazi
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