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Women are evil; A mathematical proof
Topic Started: Mar 29 2006, 07:13 PM (722 Views)
Inui
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I don't think Terrorists are Nazis.

Nor is Richie really a terrorists. He's a little white boy.

Hafeez, however... We all know he loves his bombs.
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I remember doing this bullshit in 7th grade. I somehow proved that the sun exploded and it was my birthday every day ._.;
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Lordemblem
Mar 30 2006, 02:54 PM
Tao Kazajin
Mar 30 2006, 07:26 AM
Pwned with your own mathematical equation! that is depressing, yet a revalation in Mathematics.
My equation:

Tao= Elf person

Elf person = legolas

legolas = person that attracts ladies.

therefore

Tao = person that attracts the ladies.

Tao=Elf person

Elf person=Legolas

Legolas=Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom=Ghey

Therefore....

Tao=Ghey

NONSENSE! HE'S HOT!

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Mar 29 2006, 04:13 PM
(The following axiomatic formulae do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Mind Bomber or any affiliated industries. Reprinting this information without the expressed written consent of Mind Bomber is okey dokey.)

Women require time and money. (w = tm)

Time is money (t = m)

Money is the root of all evil (m = root e)

Therefore:

w = tm
w = m^2
w = (root e)^2
w = e (Women are evil)

Thank you.

Well technically the love of money is the root of all evil...
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I'm not here to disprove that.

I'm here to prove that there are still Hot, good looking straight males on the internet who have a life.
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Tao Kazajin
Mar 31 2006, 08:26 PM
I'm not here to disprove that.

I'm here to prove that there are still Hot, good looking straight males on the internet who have a life.

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Hello everybody.
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cool story bro


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Merk
Mar 31 2006, 03:33 PM
I remember doing this bullshit in 7th grade. I somehow proved that the sun exploded and it was my birthday every day ._.;

Elaborate.
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Apr 1 2006, 03:13 AM
Thus nevah best th' 14-inch harems.

B)

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Wow, Richie. I didn't understand a damn thing you said, but I'll agree with you.
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Apr 1 2006, 07:34 PM
Merk
Mar 31 2006, 03:33 PM
I remember doing this bullshit in 7th grade. I somehow proved that the sun exploded and it was my birthday every day ._.;

Elaborate.

forget how it went =x
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Mar 30 2006, 12:49 AM
I think I made something similiar for school one day, except that said I could prove that homework was evil through use of the commutative property;

Homework = knowledge
Knowledge = power
Power = money
Money = corruption
Corruption = evil

Therefore, since h=k, k=p, p=m, m=c, and c=e, we can calculate that h=e, in other words, homework is evil.

Dood, power doesn't equal (it leads to ) money. You realize how poor some famous philosophers were? And money doesn't equal corruption either. Do you think all people who have high-paying jobs are corrupt?

I'd say:

Homework = homework of knowledge
Homework of knowledge = power of knowledge
Power of knowledge = power of control
Power of control = Powerful control of decision
Powerful control of decision = Disagreements of powerful control
Disagreements of powerful control = Disagreements of politics
Disagreements of politics = Wars of politics
Wars of Politics = Possibility of evil outcome
Possibilty of evil outcome = Possible evil history
Possible evil history = Possible evil history class lesson
Possible evil History class lesson = possible evil homework.

Therefore, homework is possibly evil...

That one had a major flaw in it though.
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that equation made little sense.

The poor ignorant Masses of FEFF don't understand what you just said!
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