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| Brazy CK | Apr 8 2006, 03:10 AM Post #1 |
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Loosely based on the plot of the Godfather, here's the story of Hafeez Corleone (his mother was a slut) and his struggle throughout the gang life in Little Italy. Chapter One Scene One At The Godfather's Office Bosco was seated in front of the Don, Rock's, desk. "I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but -- I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a'broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life -- beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again." The Don gives Bosco a drink even though he's very underage - he's pimp like that. "Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?" The Don inquired. "What do you want of me? Tell me anything. But do what I beg you to do." "What is that?" The Don slurred in his speech. That motherfucker was trippin'. Bosco whispered something into the Don's ear. "..." The Don paused. "Dude. You're fucking queer. I am not going to blow you." --- Scene Two The Corleone Wedding "Do you, Connie Corleone take this prepubescent boy, Dark Hero as your groom?" asked the priest who was sweaty from molesting young boys earlier that day. "I do," answered an azn girl with nun-chuks tucked inside her wedding dress. "And do you, Dark Hero, take this clearly emotionally unstabable azn girl as your bride until she cuts your head off and feasts on your innards?" "lyk ttly!1" replied the pubeless wonder. "Then I now pronounce you bastard and bitch. Good pimpin', ho's." --- Scene Three The Wedding Reception Lucas Fauts-DeLorenzo was drunk as fuck. He just fucked someone, but it might have been a lamp he was so drunk. You know how nobody likes being around the drunk people at parties? Well, this was no exception - Lucas had no people around him to talk to... not like he normally does, anyway. He's gay. Lawl. "Ay Phil! Lemme have summore wine thar! Ya rly now!" he said gayly. "Shut the fuck up, gaywad." Phil retorted, kicking him in the face. Althought Lucas was drunk, he wasn't too drunk to avoid a good manly fight. Besides... he might be able to get some action while he was doing it. Phil had some tight buns. Oh ya. So Lucas punched Phil back in the crotch. He actually held on for a long time, too. But since he didn't have any balls, it didn't affect him, so he just kneed him in the face and killed him. End of Chapter One |
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| Feez | Apr 8 2006, 03:12 AM Post #2 |
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Ebullient Future
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| Inui | Apr 8 2006, 07:36 AM Post #3 |
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Power of Flower
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Amusing. XP |
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