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Captain Falcon is the manliest man ever; Manlier than Hector, here's why
Topic Started: Jun 6 2006, 08:54 PM (728 Views)
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Kakatte Koi!

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Falcon is the sweetest character, and here are some non-opinionated, fool-proof reasons why.

1. He's ripped, completely muscle bound from head to toe. His pectorals are so defined that his nipples have enough muscle to poke out of his racing suit. Probably the greatest athelete ive ever seen.
2. He is 100% testosterone. His speech is more like grunting, due to his primal manhood. He pays no mind to women and children when wreaking havoc upon anyone/anything.
3. He never relaxes, he is flexing his muscles at nearly every moment, as he has a sure-limitless supply of energy.
4. One of his winning poses, shows him lifting his leg up and waving his crotch in your face, as if to say "suck a ****, loser"
5. His style is the loose-combination of the following bad-*****. Robocop, Judge Dredd, Captain America, Batman, and perhaps "the Narcissist" Lex Luger... Only C. Falcon lacks the weaknesses that these people have, such as "feelings" and "restraint to kill"
6. If you pause the game while he is in the middle of a down-aerial, you will notice he will be staring right into your eyes, letting you know that no one, not even you, is safe.....
7. I've never seen his *****, but by estimation I'm guessing it's around the size of Wilt Chaimberlain.
8. Due to poor video game design on nintendo's part, he is easily combo'd by nearly every character, yet while played correctly, can still rock every character in the nastiest fashion possible.
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For the longest time, when I heard his taunt, I thought he was saying "Show me your boobs"
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Sentenal
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Lies. Ganon is more manly. Who else can blow up a missile with a mere palm thrust?
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Inui
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Jun 6 2006, 09:59 PM
Lies. Ganon is more manly. Who else can blow up a missile with a mere palm thrust?

Sheik. XD :lol:

Ganon and Falcon are even in manliness.
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Jun 6 2006, 10:03 PM
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Jun 6 2006, 09:59 PM
Lies.  Ganon is more manly.  Who else can blow up a missile with a mere palm thrust?

Sheik. XD :lol:

Ganon and Falcon are even in manliness.

Sheik can't palm thrust.

And Ganon's Axe Kick is much more manly than Falcon's. His spike too.
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Psiwri
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also:

Antagonist > protagonist

ganon wins
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NIPPLE STUDS!
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FALCONED!
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HOT BICEPTORIAL ACTION!
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ITS MALE?!? GOOD ENOUGH! YEHS!
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BOI'S! OOoOOOOOooooOOOO!
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YEHS! MARIO, I LIKE IT THAT WAY!

STEP 1, FIRMLY GRASP YOUR JOYSTICK!! OOoOO!
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SHAZ?! ON THE TRAIN TRACKS?! YEHS!
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THATS CROTCHTASTIC!
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SEXYYYYYYY!!
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LITTLE BOI! LOCK ON!
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I'M THE SEXIER ONE! YEHS!
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FOUND YOoOOOooOU! YEHS!
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FLEXIN' THE BICEPTORIALS, OOoOOO
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ok ok u win
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nigga please
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Lies. Falcon takes his LESSONS from Ganon. The Student hasn't surpasses the master.
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And here was me thinking you'd found that Masao-san masterpiece that is 'Sumashyu Burasa~s".

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Pikachu is way more badass than Falcon, though.

EDIT: [Referring to this picture here]. Pikachu, you're such a psycho. :3
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Falcon's Knee of 1337 wins the universe.
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BOOM! Headshot. :3

I think Pikachu's actually a girl. Ash's is.

Ganon>Falcon

lol "Show me your boobs" huh, Kamai...?? :lol:

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Jun 7 2006, 10:23 AM
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And here was me thinking you'd found that Masao-san masterpiece that is 'Sumashyu Burasa~s".

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Pikachu is way more badass than Falcon, though.

EDIT: [Referring to this picture here]. Pikachu, you're such a psycho. :3

wth m8.
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