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A Second In-Depth Analysis
Topic Started: Jun 7 2006, 04:32 PM (71 Views)
Brazy CK
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[size=14]An essay on Lucas' penis[/size]

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Lucas' penis, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Lucas' penis. Indispensable to homosapians today, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Inevitably Lucas' penis is often misunderstood by socialists, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Lucas' penis.

[size=14]Social Factors[/size]

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' she shead new light on Lucas' penis, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Lucas' penis. Observers claim it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Status, Security, Fame - Lucas' penis, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Lucas' penis, again and again.

[size=14]Economic Factors[/size]

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will study the Custard-Not-Mustard model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.

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There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Lucas' penis, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Clearly oil prices, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Lucas' penis due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

[size=14]Political Factors[/size]

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting night and day.

To quote style icon Esperanza Rock 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.'
This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Lucas' penis. History tells us that Lucas' penis will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
One of the great ironies of this age is Lucas' penis. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

[size=14]Conclusion[/size]

We can conclude that the Lucas' penis must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It brings peace, brought up a generation and it is human.

The final say goes to the award winning Uma Beckham: 'It's been nice educating you.'
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uuuuuhhhhh im surprised an essay about it got so big :(
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