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Generic Fusion Fanfiction v.1337
Topic Started: Aug 6 2006, 01:50 PM (2,310 Views)
(*Jman*)
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Kakatte Koi!

Some character are OOC cuz I feel like making them that way :valter:

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Chapter 1 - The Prisoner

The doors to the throne room opened. Soja was dragged in, in chains by a pair of guards. Sitting like a total n00b on the throne, was the Evil Mage King Yotsuba.

"Yotsuba, King Hafeez is going to END YOU if you don't...", Soja began but got cut off.
"STFU kthx. It's male? Good enough! YESH!", said Yotsuba.

Whirling his hands around and muttering some mumbo jumbo, Yotsuba pointed his finger at Soja, and he turned into a frog. The guards started laughing uncontrollably. Little did they realize that the manacles didn't fit Soja anymore. Slipping his hands out of them, he elbowed them both in the stomach, then smashed their heads together. Soja unsheathed one of the guards' sword and leapt at Yotsuba.

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The sword clanged against an invisible barrier and was sent flying.

"OMG I ttly pwnzorz oneoneoneone!", said Yotsuba. Yotsuba cast a spell that put magical shackles on Soja. The guards were beginning to regain consciousness, "Guards, throw this creature into the dungeons!" Yotsuba ordered.


Meanwhile, in another castle...
The doors to the throne room were opened. Two guards carried a wounded soldier up to the throne.

"King Hafeez...ambush...patrol wiped out...Soja captured..." the wounded soldier keeled over dead.

"interestingphenomenonallowmetoexamineyotsubascorpse. :hmm:", thought King Hafeez. "Maybe that arrogant mage Omni can help :o "
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Feez
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Dude...

This fucking OWNS!! LMAO

interestingphenomenonallowmetoexamineyotsubascorpse
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Inui
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I can't wait to pwn in this.

Oh, wait, Kashif is writing it. XD
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Sadaharu Inui
Aug 7 2006, 02:22 PM
I can't wait to pwn in this.

Oh, wait, Kashif is writing it.  XD

:o

B)

You'll have an interesting role indeed :valter:

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Chapter 2 - The Mage

King Hafeez knocked on the door to Omni's room. "Hello?", asked Hafeez. After waiting for a few seconds and hearing no response, Hafeez opened the door. Usually lit with magical lights, Omni's room was dim.

":hmm: Omni must be doing some top secret experiment in his lab. Let me see what that he's doing..." thought Hafeez.

Opening the door at the back of Omni's room without knocking, he saw a truly horrifying sight.

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"He looks stranger everytime I see him :o ", thought Hafeez.

"What do you want?", asked Omni in an imperious voice.

"What are you doing?", asked Hafeez.

"Making a potion of überness :valter:", answered Omni. "Now what do you want?"

"Posted Image hmmminterestinglabexperimentallowmetohaveyourpotionofübernesskthxkthx", said Hafeez.

"Nope sry", replied Omni.

"I am the King! You WILL give me your potion of überness, or I will have you executed :feez:!", said King Hafeez.

"Nope sry. You haven't seen me since 6 months, and that was only for the annual chess competition. It must be important or you wouldn't be here :evil:", answered Omni.

"I'll end you BISH! :psio: Soja has been captured. Your assistance will be necessary to free him.", said Hafeez.

"Let me think about it :evil:", responded Omni.


Meanwhile, in another castle...

Yotsuba walked into a bedroom. Michael N00bcaus was chained to the bed, with only his boxers on.

"I brought you a playmate <<>>", said Yotsuba. Snapping his fingers, Tubgirl appeared next to him, in all her glory.

"MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", screamed Michael N00bcaus.

Tubgirl jumped on top of him, and he fainted.
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LMFAO @ Tubgirl.

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Brazy CK
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I like that they're short so I don't have to read much, but I still didn't read it. -.-
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Inui
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WTF OMFG ROFLMAO BBQ OHSHI- :o
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Rofl. Nice shit.
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ROFLMAO! :lol:
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rite more ur uberness
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Inui
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The sucky sucky fish needs to make an appearance.
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Chapter 3 - Convincing Omni

King Hafeez was in deep thought as he sat on his throne "Posted Imagehmminterestingproblemallowmetoexaminehowtoobtainthepotionofüberness. Yesh...I'll get Crysta to convince Omni to go save Soja. While he's off saving him, I'll take the potion of überness. All's fair in war and pwnage." Standing up, he ordered his guards to go and summon Crysta. Within minutes she strode through the door.

"You called, Hafeez?", Crysta asked.

"Yes, I did. You see, I have this perfect plan to rescue Soja from captivity, but it requires Omni's assistance. He said he'd think about it but I doubt there is much time for him to think. According to our spies, Soja is being tortured. It is imperative that he gets rescued ASAP. I need you to convince him.", answered King Hafeez.

"Certainly", replied Crysta.

"I have spoken :valter:" said King Hafeez. Crysta left and headed towards Omni's room.


Meanwhile, Omni was putting the finishing touches on his potion of überness. "At last! At last my potion of überness is complete! But I must wait for the right moment to use it...", he said. He opened the door to his room and cast magical lights to illuminate the room. To his surprise, Crysta was standing in the doorway to his room. "Hello Crysta", he said.

"Hello Omni. What is there to think about? Soja is one of your good friends. He-", she was cut off by Omni's mocking laughter.

"Yes, a good friend threatens to kill me 342 times. I certainly need no enemies.", said Omni dryly.

"That's likely less then what everyone else has :lol:", she responded.

"Well...if you exclude yourself and all the people I haven't spoken to, then yes. King Hafeez does not speak often with me but he's threatened to kill me a total of 1,337 times including today's threats", he said. "So am I loved", he said jokingly. Crysta laughed at that, quite amused.

"Yes well...that's what happens when you're rude to everyone.", Crysta said.

"Rude? Hardly. He demanded I give him my potion of überness that I've been working on for years and I refused", Omni responded.

"I highly doubt all 1,336 other times you merely refused to give him a potion", Crysta said.

"1,335 times actually. He threatened me twice today because of the potion." Crysta laughed again. "But no, they were not because of potions. I'm only rude when someone behaves or thinks like a 5 year old."

"As much as I would love to hear about how many times people have threatened to kill you, we can continue that discussion after you go save Soja."

"What's in it for me and how will I keep King Hafeez away from my potion of überness while I'm away?", asked Omni.

"Well for starters, a 343rd death threat :lol: Just kidding. I'll give you a kiss if you rescue him ASAP ;). AND I'll defend your potion of überness from King Hafeez. How's that sound", Crysta answered.

"Then I have to agree :sentenal:. I doubt Soja will be happy though <<>>", responded Omni.

"He doesn't have to know...", said Crysta. Omni put his arms around her shoulders and brought her face to his. Their lips connected in teh most über h4x way imaginable.


Meanwhile, in a cave...
Slit gazed at the being before him. "Ah, I have never seen beauty prior to this day..." he thought.

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"He doesn't have to know.", said Crysta. Omni put his arms around her shoulders and brought her face to his. Their lips connected in teh most über h4x way imaginable.


roflrorolfoforjkfgkj

holy shit lmao

jenni got pwned in teh fic ggnore

too bad you missed out on meeting her IRL, kashif

i didn't :valter:
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lawl I expected nothing less from you.

He had to get the role filled by Anna Nicole Smith, though, since in my contract it explicitly says no make-out scenes with anyone other than Soja. :valter:
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This is surprisingly funny. Keep it going.

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in my contract it explicitly says no make-out scenes with anyone other than Soja. 
Funny, Lucas was telling me that that was in his too- *shot*
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