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Generic Fusion Fanfiction v.1337
Topic Started: Aug 6 2006, 01:50 PM (2,319 Views)
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Sep 21 2006, 03:01 PM
This is surprisingly funny.  Keep it going.

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in my contract it explicitly says no make-out scenes with anyone other than Soja. 
Funny, Lucas was telling me that that was in his too- *shot*

And Lucas made out with Tubgirl, so as you can see, the director could care less what the contracts say :valter:

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Chapter 4 - The Preparations

Running out of oxygen, Omni pulled his face away from Crysta's. He was quite surprised at the ferocity of her kiss. After taking a few deep breaths, he said with a smile "You are even more sexzy zan I t'ought! Ooh la lah!" Crysta blushed furiously at the comment and at her own thoughts.

"That was a really good kiss. We should do it again sometime...", thought Crysta, hereafter this voice is known as OmniIsSex.
"No! Must remain faithful to Soja...", thought Crysta, hereafter this voice is known as NoFun.

"Thanks", she mumbled at his feet.

"You're so beautiful...", Omni said softly. Crysta blushed harder.

"Kiss him again! Kiss him again!", thought OmniIsSex.
"Nonononono", thought NoFun.

"I....I should go", said Crysta. She turned around but Omni put his hands on her shoulders. "Please let go of me", she said in an almost inaudible voice.

"I will but you have to stay here and guard my potion of überness", said Omni. He let go of her. "Now it's off to to the throne room", he thought. He headed in that direction. Once he reached there, Omni threw open the doors to the throne room. "Your Majesty, I am ready. But what's the plan?"

":hmm: Yessssss, the potion of überness will soon be mine!", thought King Hafeez. "Your going to magic yourself and a score of troops into Yotsuba's castle, rescue Soja, and then magic yourself back :valter:", he said.

"What numbskull will be commanding the squad?", Omni asked.

"Posted Image hmmmminterestingquetionallowmetoexaminetheoptions. I'll send Harmz.", answered Hafeez. "Guards, send for Harmz and have him bring 20 of his soldiers here." The guards left to go fetch Harmz and his soldiers.

Meanwhile, in Omni's room...

Crysta lay on Omni's bed, feeling very guilty. "I shouldn't have kissed him.", Crysta thought.
"Yes you should have! It was to save Soja's life! He was your friend, what's wrong with a harmless kiss?", thought OmniIsSex.
"That's not right at all! Yes, you should have kissed him because you saved Soja from further torture, but going around kissing all your friends is indecent!", thought NoFun.
"Puh-leazzze. Just admit that his touch and kiss set your pulse racing, that you thoroughly enjoyed it, and that you look forward to doing it again soon.", thought OmniIsSex.
"Get ahold of yourself woman, it wasn't that good of a kiss! It was rather nice though...NO! Let me think of something else!", thought Crysta.

Back in the throne room...

The guards opened the door. Harmz and his troops walked in. "You called Your Majesty?", asked Harmz.

"Yesh! Omni will be magicking you and your troops to Yotsuba's castle while it's still night to break free Soja. Then he will magick you all back.", said King Hafeez.

"I understand", responded Harmz.

"3...2...1...", said Omni. Suddenly, they all disappeared.
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All I have to say is: lmfao.
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Santi
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:?

This is kinda disturbing.
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Sep 22 2006, 08:41 PM
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This is exceptionally amusing.

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lol crysta's getting pwned up
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King Hafeez does not speak often with me but he's threatened to kill me a total of 1,337 times including today's threats

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interestingthoughtsarespoutingoutofcrystaitistimeformetoexaminethisphenomenon
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lolol

Winnage :valter:
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wat

Well, this is as close as he's ever getting. :valter:
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I always give frying pans to female survivors in Dead Rising. It's really the only thing I'm confident they know how to use.
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Sep 23 2006, 07:29 PM
Well, this is as close as he's ever getting. :valter:

lmao

yeah, especially since me and ivan are going to your place next summer instead of ya'll coming here

no idea when kashif will have his chance again :P
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nigga please
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Sep 23 2006, 08:09 PM
:hmm:

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Get on AIM, Ivabunny~ :pacman:
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Go to hell Lucas.

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Chapter 5 - Rescue Heroes, they always save the day!

Omni & company appeared in the entrance hall of Yotsuba's castle. While the castle was guarded from the outside, there was no one guarding the inside except outside Yotsuba's door. "Ok n00bs let's gogogo!", whispered Harmz. They began their search for the dungeons.


Meanwhile in Hafeez's throne room...

"FINALLY! The potion of überness will soon be mine!", thought King Hafeez. He got up off his throne and opened the door. He headed towards Omni's room...


Meanwhile in Omni's room...

"Maybe I'll give him just one more kiss for saving Soja", thought Crysta.
"Nonononono! That would be wrong!", thought NoFun.
"There's nothing wrong with an enjoyable yet harmless kiss. Even if you do want more than that <<>>", thought OmniIsSex.
"Don't listen! Don't listen! How would Soja feel?", thought NoFun.
"Soja doesn't have to know :valter:", thought OmniIsSex.


Back to Yotsuba's castle...

The troops moved quietly. Harmz found a suspicious looking door with someone screaming behind it and opened it slightly. What he saw inside scarred him for life. 6 old men were "assaulting" a fat teenage male with long hair. "Enjoying the party Michael N00bcaus? Enjoying the LEMON PARTY!?", asked one of the old men. Before he could hear anymore he shut the door.

"[size=14]O_O[/size]", thought Harmz.

Finally, they found a door that led downwards. They all went down the stairs.

"Commander Harmz, Soja isn't here. They locked up a frog though!", said Santi, one of Harmz's troops.

"Rrribbit. This is Soja! Get me out of here!", said the frog.

"That certainly sounds like Soja...", said Omni.

"That piece of filth Yotsuba turned me into this! I'LL END HIM!!!!!", said Soja.

"Well...it's time to go", said Omni. "3...2...1..." They all vanished.


Meanwhile in Omni's room...

Hafeez opened the door to Omni's room. "C-Crysta? What are you doing here?", he asked.

Crysta sat up immediately and said "Hello Hafeez. I'm guarding Omni's potion of überness for him.", she responded.

"I just wanted to try a little bit", Hafeez said with a face that screamed "LIE!"

"No, you won't!", said Crysta.

"Omni said it will grant you whatever you desire! I desire world peace! Please let me drink that!", said King Hafeez.

"No.", said Crysta.

"...." Hafeez left the room without another word.

"It gives you whatever you desire? I have to have that!", thought Crysta.
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lol this is funny

plz keep making crysta do funnay stuff kthx
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I find it disturbingly funny, as the concept is actually really sick. Keep it coming, though, as I say it's funny...
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Chapter 6 - ggnore Omni

Crysta entered the laboratory through a door in the back of Omni's room. Once she found the potion marked "Potion of überness", she uncorked it. "Hafeez wanted world peace? Well I want world domination :evil:", thought Crysta. She raised the beaker to her lips...


Meanwhile in King Hafeez's throne room...

"You're back", said Hafeez. "Where's Soja?", he asked.

"Rrribit. Yotsuba turned me into a frog. I'm gonna END taht bish!", said Soja.

"I'm going to sleep now...you're all dismissed", said Hafeez.

Harmz led his troops back to the barracks, Soja headed for his room, and Omni for his.

"Well, I doubt Hafeez touched my potion of überness or he certainly wouldn't be in here...", thought Omni. He opened the door to his room. "Hello Crysta. We're back from saving...", he began, but was cut off as Crysta slammed the door shut and pulled his face to hers. Her kiss was much fiercer then last time. Omni couldn't resist kissing her back. When she pushed him down onto his bed, he saw her eyes. He would have screamed but his mouth was occupied. "[size=6]NO![/size]", he thought. "I was a fool..." Rational thought ended as Crysta tore his black robes off his body.


Meanwhile, in THE cave...
"Thank you for your patronage!!"

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