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Topic Started: Aug 6 2006, 01:50 PM (2,317 Views)
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Lol at nubs thinking that somehow my Crysta x Omni chapters are anything but Pure Pwnage.

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Chapter 10 - Plans for invasion

Crysta finished lunch after feeding Omni. "Why do we have to wait an hour, Omni?", she asked.

"Because I prefer my room to be clear of vomit, kthxkthx", Omni answered. Crysta reluctantly got off Omni and stood up.

"Well then, I guess I'd better go tell Soja that we're through", Crysta said.

"Oh yeah, I didn't really have time to mention this earlier, but Soja's a frog now", Omni said.

"What happen!?", Crysta asked.

"Yotsuba set him up the magic spell", Omni responded.

"Hmm tahts rather ghey. Can you turn him back into a human?", Crysta asked.

"Maybe, but it would require way more time then I have and a lot of effort. Killing Yotsuba can also turn him back into a human, so that's probably going to be how he turns back", Omni answered.

"IC ic...very interesting hmm yes...oh yes, this is rather fascinating mmmNYAH NYAH!?", said Crysta, making a funny face. Omni laughed.

"ROFL, your too funni Crysta", said Omni.

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Meanwhile, in Hafeez's Throne Room...

"UghtahtnubCrystapreventedmefromgettingthepotionofübernessnowwhatamigoingtodo?", thought Hafeez.

"King Hafeez, we should mobilize our troops to march. We can be in sieging positions within a week", said Santi.

"yasuregoahead", said Hafeez, waving his hand in a dismissing gesture.


Meanwhile in Yotsuba's castle...

"So Yotsuba, how did Michael N00bcaus become your nigger manslave?", asked :valter:

"Well, a long time ago, Michael N00bcaus used to live in an inn. It was called the Palmer Inn or something nub like that. Michael N00bcaus didn't have any friends, so he just picked a boy his age and threatened to sit on him every day if he wasn't going to be nice to Michael N00bcaus. Well one day, Hafeez decided to blow up the Palmer Inn while Michael N00bcaus was at his 'friend' who he threatened to sit on every day's house. His 'friend' kicked him out the next day and Michael N00bcaus came running, begging to be my nigger manslave. So, being the kindly liege that I am, I granted his wish.", said Yotsuba. "Now go back to whipping him!"

"Ok", said :valter:

Michael N00bcaus started screaming before :valter: began.
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Well one day, Hafeez decided to blow up the Palmer Inn while Michael N00bcaus was at his 'friend' who he threatened to sit on every day's house.

lOoOoOolOLLl pure pwnage!!
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Chapter 11 - Rin

Crysta walked into the room she shared with Soja and saw him there.

"Rrribit. Where have you been?", asked Soja.

"That's not important. I have something to tell you", Crysta replied.

"Rrrribit. Yes?", asked Soja.

"I don't want to be with you anymore", Crysta answered.

"I understand...how could anyone love a frog? RRIBIT!", asked Soja angrily.

"That's not it you fool! I don't want to be with you anymore because I don't love you anymore!", Crysta replied. She could see the pain on his face, very evident even as a frog.

"Ribit. Omni?", he asked quietly.

"None of your business", she said curtly, walking out the door. "Forgive me Soja, but even as a frog, you don't need me the way he does...", she thought.



Meanwhile in Hafeez's Throne Room...

Santi walked in, half dragging a girl with him.
"Milord, we found this girl on our way to the siege. We thought we should bring her back for questioning, but she seems to speak another language", said Santi.

"Guards! Bring Omni!", said Hafeez. "hmmmminterestingphenemonindeedbeforemeiwonderwhatweshalldowithher...", the King thought.

Minutes later, Omni strode in.
"You called?", he asked coldly.

"This girl is speaking some unknown language", said Hafeez.

Santi hit her lightly on the back to encourage her to speak and she did. "0]\/[FG }{3|_P ]\/[3!", Rin said.

"Taht sounds retarded", said Hafeez.

"She appears to have a noobification spell cast on her. Santi, bring her to my room, I need to look up the cure for it", Omni said, walking out. Santi followed wordlessly with the girl to Omni's room. "Leave us", he said to Santi.

"As you wish", said Santi, leaving. Omni strode over to his bookshelf, ran his index finger across the spines of his spellbooks until he reached on that he pulled out. He opened it to the Table of Contents, then finding the page he had to turn to, began flipping through the book. He stopped once he reached the proper page, pointed to the girl, then muttered the words on the page.

"My name is Rin", the girl said excitedly. "I am eternally grateful to you for this! How can I ever repay you? Oh, I know!", she said. She walked up to him, put her hands behind his head and pulled his lips to hers. Omni barely had anytime to register this before the door opened.

"OMNI!", Crysta screamed, seeing the sight before her. "HOW COULD YOU?", she said furiously.


Meanwhile, in Yotsuba's Castle...
"GREAT MASTER :valter: I BEG FOR MERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY", screamed Michael N00bcaus. The words may as well have fallen on deaf ears as the whip did not cease moving.
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I bring the ladies. :feez:
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I haven't even showed up yet...
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dame's "useless", or....it's kinda like saying "sucks"
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Make me pwn more :angry:
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great...chapter...Omni...
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Chapter 12 - Poor Harem Girl

Omni hurriedly pushed Rin away from him. "It's not what you think!", he said.

"OF COURSE IT IS! YOU WERE KISSING HER!", Crysta screamed angrily.

"Wait, you have to hear my explanation!", Omni responded.

"YOU'RE GOING TO DESCRIBE THE KISS? DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU!!?", Crysta said, taking a step forward menacingly.

"NO! You see, Santi found Rin here while the army was on its way to siege Yotsuba's castle. They brought her back here for questioning but someone cast a spell on her and everything she said sounded retarded. I cast the counterspell and she wanted to thank me. She kissed me before I knew what was happening and then you walked in.", Omni explained.

"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH. I'll believe you this time", Crysta said.

"Do you honestly think when the hour was almost up that I would bring a girl to my bedroom when I would know that you'd be back soon?", Omni asked.

"I guess not", Crysta answered. Omni walked up to Crysta and hugged her.

"Crysta, I need you to leave while I question her. She's probably scared to death of you and she's more likely to speak freely to the person who restored her ability to speak. I will come find you when I am done", he whispered quickly.

"For you Omni, only for you", she whispered back. Omni let go of Crysta, and she walked out of the room, closing the door on her way out. Omni turned around and looked at Rin, actually paying some attention this time. She was younger then Crysta, but about as attractive as her, which meant she was stunningly beautiful in comparison to other women, although in a completely different way then Crysta. Her dress would have been decent if not for the rips in various locations and would probably have been white if there wasn't so much dirt on it.

"Tell me your story", Omni said to Rin, sitting down on his bed.

"My parents were farmers. My brother helped them. One day, Master Yotsuba demanded my hand in marriage.", Rin said. "I refused him, and he had soldiers kill my parents and my brother", the pain on her face was obvious. "He...he...he made me his Harem Girl. He made me call him Master and he made me...he made me...", with a shriek, she started crying and buried her head in Omni's chest.

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"There, there", Omni said, putting an arm around her, and patting her head awkwardly. But it was quite some time before Rin stopped crying.

"One day, I tried to escape. I was captured, and he cast a spell on me so everything I said sounded noobish. He said he would only release me from that spell if I behaved like a good little Harem Girl. But a few days ago, his guards were preoccupied and I tried to escape again. This time, I was captured by Santi and brought to this castle. I was so afraid that I was going to be made a Harem Girl to someone else. When you gave me back the ability to speak, I was nearly paralyzed with happiness. It had long been since I had any hope to have another chance in life. So I kissed you. I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble...", Rin said, moving her head back from his chest to look up at his face. Omni stroked her hair.

"It's alright. The hurt that Crysta experienced and the hurt I experienced by making Crysta unhappy is little in comparison to the hurts you've experienced in your life", Omni said.

"Thank you. You have given me comfort", she whispered. Her face was only inches away from his. She gave him a quick kiss. Omni kissed her back on reflex. She kissed him again. And then another one, longer. And another one, longer. And then another one, longer still. Abruptly, Omni pushed her away.

"STOP", he said hoarse from the lack of air. "I cannot comfort you like that. I am sorry", Omni said. "Thank GOD Crysta didn't see that. She would never have forgiven me then.", he thought.

"No, forgive me. I was being selfish", Rin said.

"Is that all you care about? That she didn't see you? You kissed another girl and instead of feeling remorse for that you're feeling happiness that Crysta didn't see you!", his conscience said.

"qqmoreplz. I am feeling remorse as well, but all the remorse in the world would not give me Crysta, which makes me care a little more about what she thinks I did then what I feel about what I did", Omni thought.

"It looks like you need some new clothes", Omni said. "I'll let you borrow some of my robes until you can get new clothes. He got up, opened his closet, took some robes out, and handed them to Rin.

"Thanks, she said." In a flash, her hands had removed her dress. Omni turned away, blushing furiously. Rin laughed, a soft, melodious sound to his ears. "I'm sorry, I should have told you", she said mirthfully. "I guess after all these years I've gotten used to Yotsuba staring at me as I undressed." She struggled to put on the robes. After a few minutes she asked "Uhh...how do I get these on?" Omni's faced turned more red. He turned around, taking the robes from her.

He helped her put them on. He was nearly done when, trying not to stare, he knelt, and began to tie them around her waist, accidentally running the sides of his hands across her stomach. "So...soft. All you have to do is untie this knot and...", he thought to himself. "NO! Get a hold over yourself! Are you going to throw away everything you have with Crysta for this girl?", he thought. His mind was momentarily torn with indecision, and he stayed their kneeling.

"Do you need help getting up?", Rin asked.

"...", was his response. He was about to get up when Rin knelt down, and took his hands in hers, standing up. Her hands felt softer then silk to him. "You're going to need a room.", he said finally. "There's an empty one in this hallway you can use. The rest of the rooms in this hallway are occupied with various magical artifacts of mine."

"Thank you again", she said.

"Let me walk you to your room", he said. He opened the door, walked until the third door down on the right, and opened it.

"This room is great!", she said. She went to the bed and lay down on it. "Is there any way I can thank you for all the help you've been?", she asked.

"There's something I'd like you to help me with...", he thought.
"Bad bad thought! Believe it or not, but there ARE other things people do in bed", his conscience thought.

"No", he said.


Meanwhile, in Hafeez's throne room...

"Soon Yotsuba's castle will be mine, and I will pwn TWICE as much as I do now. :hmm: hmminterestingphenomenoniwonderifthatisphysicallyposibleimustimmediatelyexaminethesituation", Hafeez thought.

"Send for my adviser, Rock!", Hafeez ordered. "Maybe he knows if that's possible", he thought.


Meanwhile, in Yotsuba's castle...

:valter: whipped Michael N00bcaus' back, but then the whip broke.

"PRAISE THE LORD!", Michael N00bcaus said.

"Well, I guess I'm going to have to use my lance then", :valter: said.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!", Michael N00bcaus screamed.


Meanwhile, in a certain cave...

"Thanks for the sucky sucky, I hope the tabloids don't hear about this!", said :tom:

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Less kissing and more killing. :pacman:
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interestingphenomenon :hmm:
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Wow, Kashif.
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Chapter 13 - Yotsuba's fury Part II

"Where is Rin?", Yotsuba asked Reaver, who was supposed to be guarding her.

"We haven't seen her in quite some time milord", he responded.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN RIN!? USELESS IMBECILE! I WILL HAVE YOU FLOGGED BY :valter: ", Yotsuba screamed.

"MERCY MILORD, I AM A FAITHFUL DOG, PLEASE DON'T FLOG ME!", Reaver begged on his knees.

"IT'S FLOGGING TIME!", Yotsuba said with an evil smile.


Meanwhile, in Rin's Room...

"Poor girl", Omni thought. "I need to catch up on my magical studies now, so I'll be going now. Call if you need anything", said Omni.

"Sure thing. Bye ;)", Rin said.

Omni walked out of her room, closing the door, and headed to the throne room. Once he got there, he threw open the doors and walked in. "King Hafeez, I could get no useful information out of the girl. It simply appears that Yotsuba kept her for pleasure.", Omni said.

"hmmminterestingphenomenoniwonderifishoulddothatmyselfmaybeiwillaskrockwhenhefinallygetshere", thought King Hafeez. "kthxkthx bai now", King Hafeez said. Omni left, and headed back to his own room. Once he got there, he found the book Pure Pwnage - An encyclopedia of various methods of pwning all n00bs and begun to read.

"I'll read for a few minutes then go get Crysta", Omni thought. A few minutes passed and Omni was still absorbed in his book. An hour passed and he was still reading. More hours passed, he still was reading. Finally, the door opened, admitting Crysta with food.

"Omni, where's the girl? I thought you'd be questioning her", Crysta asked.

"osh1 I forgot about Crysta!", Omni thought. "She's in her room. I was questioning her, but then I decided to come get you after I studied magic for a bit", he answered.

"And you'd rather do that then be with me?", she asked.

"Crysta, I've spent most of today in bed with you and I'm going to spend tonight with you as well...I just wanted to keep myself from getting out of touch with magic", Omni answered. "Thank you for brining dinner Crysta. Oh speaking of dinner, I better go give Rin directions to where she can get food"

"After we eat Omni", Crysta said.

"Fine. She'll probably come here once she's hungry anyways, I told her to come if she needed anything", Omni responded, taking his plate from Crysta, sat down on his bed, and started eating.

"You told her WHAT!? I don't want anyone walking in on us later!", Crysta said, then sat next to Omni and began eating as well.

"Crysta, that's what a lock's for :sentenal: ", Omni responded. For a few minutes, they sat there, eating in silence when someone knocked on the door.

"Can I come in?", Rin asked from the other side of the door.

"Sure", Omni answered, and Rin opened the door, still wearing Omni's robes.

"Umm...Omni, where's the food?", Rin asked, looking nervous when she saw Crysta.

"Omni, why is she wearing your robes?", Crysta asked in a dangerous tone.

"Her dress was in bad condition, so I gave her one of my robes", Omni said, then proceeded to give Rin directions.

"Thank you", Rin said with a smile, heading to leave.

"Any time", Omni responded before Rin shut the door on her way out. They finished dinner in a few minutes. "Thank you again Crysta", Omni said, putting in arm around her.

"Oh Omni, that won't do at all. You can thank me in a much better way, can't you :wub: ?", Crysta asked. Smiling, Omni pressed his lips against hers. Crysta began to untie his robes, and Omni pulled back.

"We have to wait an hour Crysta", Omni said.

"You're so boring...", Crysta said, but she let go of his robes. "But what shall we do to pass the time then :rolleyes: ?", she asked.

"Uh....you want to take a bath?", Omni asked.

"Brilliant idea Omni :). Now, lets get those robes off of you...", she said.


Meanwhile, in :valter:'s torture chamber...

:valter: was busy flogging Reaver and poking Michael N00bcaus with his spear.

"PLEASE MASTER :valter: MERCY! MERCY!", Michael N00bcaus screamed.

"Your welcome. I guess that means you want more", :valter: said.

"PLEASE MASTER :valter: IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR!", Reaver screamed.

"What's that? You say you want to be flogged for hours? Sure", :valter: said
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You're creepy.
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