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Topic Started: Aug 6 2006, 01:50 PM (2,315 Views)
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Chapter 15 - Hafeez's Harem Girl B|

"Omni, the hour's up!", Crysta said, getting out of the bathtub.

"Stay like that for a minute", Omni said.

"Why?", Crysta asked.

"Because...You are even more sexzy zan I t'ought! Ooh la lah!", Omni responded with a wink.

" :wub: Why thank you Omni. But I think you'll be able to admire me in a much better way soon anyways :wub:", she said, starting to dry herself with her towel.

"I know what's on your mind Crysta <<>>", Omni said.

"Well what are you waiting there for then :wub:?", Crysta asked.

"Good question", Omni said, getting out of the bathtub. He started to dry himself with another towel when Crysta gave him a quick kiss.

"Hurry it up :wub:!", Crysta ordered.

"Whatever you say ;)", Omni responded, drying himself in a matter of moments, kissing Crysta while moving towards his bed.

"Rin kissed me better", a part of Omni thought.

"But there's no way she's this sexzy <<>>", Omni thought.

"Agreed :XD:", the part of him thought, before Crysta pushed Omni onto his bed and her hands started to roam over him, putting an end to all his thinking...except how deliciously soft her skin was of course.

Meanwhile, in :psio:'s biting chamber...
"I hunger for human flesssssh", :psio: said.
"You're in luck, Reaver here said he wanted his flesh to be devoured off his bones" :valter: said, dragging Reaver in chains.

"Yessss, his flesssssh will suit me well enough", :psio: responded.

"Noooooooooooooooooo! Please, generous, kind, master :valter: spare me!", Reaver begged, dropping to his knees. :valter: headed towards the door, pausing in the hallway to listen to the gooshy sound of :psio:'s teeth sinking into Reaver, followed by Reaver's screams. Finally, he reached his torture chamber.

"Master :valter:, please don't hurt me!", Michael N00bcaus begged.

"Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll bring you Bridget yaoi", :valter: said.

"Really!?", Michael N00bcaus asked hopefully.

"No. Instead, I'll bring you Girls Gone Wild, muahahahahahaha!", :valter: laughed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", screamed Michael N00bcaus. "Anything but Final Fantasy X-2!"


The next afternoon in Omni's bedroom...

Omni woke up lying next to Crysta. He spent a few moments admiring the way her body looked as she breathed, then decided to wake her up with a kiss.

" :wub: Oh Omni", she whispered lovingly, running her hands down his biceps. "I'm bored...entertain me ;)", she said.

"I thought you'd never ask", Omni said. It wasn't long before Crysta was being entertained...


Meanwhile in Hafeez's Throne Room...
Santi threw open the doors to Hafeez's throne room, followed by someone Hafeez hadn't seen before.

"Back again? Who is this?", Hafeez asked.

"My name is Lord Knight. I'm the leader of a large and h4x0r mercenary group. I ran into Santi here and he offered to hire me but needed your permission first"

"O RLY?", Hafeez asked.

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"yasuregoaheadhirehim", Hafeez responded. "Now, I'm going to retire to my bed..."

"Already, sir?", Santi asked. "But its only 3 PM, did you not get enough sleep last night?"

"Who said anything about sleeping?", Hafeez asked, opening a door at the back of the throne room, walking through, and shutting it. There she was, scantily clad and draped over his bed. " B|", Hafeez thought, staring at the woman on his bed.

"I've been waiting for you...", the woman said seductively.

"I'll be right there Pendant B|", Hafeez said, walking over.


Back in Hafeez's throne room...

"You mentioned that Omni lived here?", Lord Knight asked Santi.

"Yeah...you know him?", Santi asked.

"Yes. Can you show me where I can find him? I want to speak to him before we go", Lord Knight said.

"yaya", Santi said, leading him to Omni's room. "Oh wait...you're going to have to wait until like...6 PM. Omni's....busy at the moment", Santi said.

"Sure", Lord Knight responded.


Meanwhile in Rin's room...

"I really shouldn't bother Omni but he's so....h4x", Rin thought.

"Especially his lips", a part of her thought, causing her to blush.

"Do you really want to jeopardize his happiness when he let you speak coherently?", her conscience thought.

"I can make him happy... And besides, Crysta raked her nails down his back yesterday and screamed at him, she's such a cruel person. I should liberate him from her, then he'll be much happier and I'm sure he'll thank me generously for that...", Rin thought, blushing harder.
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hmm... interestingphenomenon
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Dragon_Sniper
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chicks chicks chicks

Why do I read this?
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It's the same joke.
Neon,June 8 2005
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@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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Inui
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It's the same disgusting semi-cybering, boring "torture", and Rin crap.
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Rin
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TOTALLY A MAN

...

I don't even know why...ugh...

Save me!!!
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Av and Sig were definitely not made by Pendant or fez.
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You should have run away with me!
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dame's "useless", or....it's kinda like saying "sucks"
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dame also means 'chick' why am i not surprised
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BOOM! Headshot. :3

I knew what it said before I even read it. :XD:
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No.

Just... no.
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Lol @ Pendant.
Run for she will smite you and your fic!!!
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dame's "useless", or....it's kinda like saying "sucks"
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:Nickypoo: condemns this.
OKs 4 lief
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Nov 16 2006, 01:20 AM
No.

Just... no.

Word, Jess.

I probably won't read this anymore unless this gayness ceases.
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Chapter 16 - :sentenal: on the loose

There was a knock on Omni's door.

"Don't answer!", Crysta whispered.

"Who is it?", Omni said, ignoring her nails making gouges down his back.

"Yo meng", said a voice from the other side of the door.

"Lord Knight...?", Omni asked tentatively.

"Yup. Now open the door", Lord Knight answered.

"Give me like...5 minutes kthxkthx", Omni replied.

"Sure", Lord Knight responded. Omni got out of bed and hastily put on his black robes. Crysta stubbornly stayed in bed. Omni walked to the door and opened it, letting Lord Knight in.

"Told you girls are better than smash ;)", Lord Knight said, spotting Crysta.

"You know him, Omni?", Crysta asked, her body covered by the blanket.

"Yeah, I met him years ago, when I used to travel to learn magic", Omni answered. He turned to Lord Knight. "I don't know about that...", Omni said. "But what are you doing here?", he asked.

"King Hafeez hired me and mercenaries. We're going to go start the siege of Yotsuba's castle. Why don't you come with us? Your magic will be of great aid, and I know you <3 camping", Lord Knight answered.

"Did you say CAMPING!? LET'S DO THIS!", Omni yelled enthusiastically.

"Can you give us a few minutes alone?", Crysta asked Lord Knight.

"Sure", Lord Knight responded, walking out the door and closing it.

"No", Crysta said the moment the door shut.

"Why...?", Omni asked. "I'll be fine, we'll be setting up siege positions outside of enemy range and there will be an army around me"

"I don't want you to die...", Crysta said.

"Crysta...I'm an expert at camping ;). You have nothing to worry about", Omni responded.

"I guess you're right...but I want you to promise you won't put yourself in harm's way if it can be avoided", Crysta said.

"Yeah ok, I promise", Omni said, walking to the door and opening it.

"Are you staying?", Lord Knight asked.

"And miss the hours upon hours of camping, while hurling projectiles from siege engines? Of course not!", Omni responded.


Meanwhile, in a tavern near Yotsuba's castle...

"I hear that the women in Hafeez's castle are hotter", :Pie-O: said.

"So? I get as many as I want here", :sentenal: said, wrapping each of his arms around a buxom woman.

"But I don't...", :Pie-O: responded.

"That's cuz you're not a pimp like me", :sentenal: said. One of the buxom women tried to slide out of his reach, but :sentenal: pulled her back. "BISH! Extra work for you tonight!"

"Mercy!", the woman begged.

"I have none", :sentenal: responded, slapping her.


Meanwhile, in Hafeez's bedroom...

"We should do this more often...", :pendant: said.

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"I would...greatly appreciate that", :pendant: said.

"Posted Image I bet you would", Hafeez said.


Meanwhile in Yotsuba's Throne Room...

"Hey nubs is our defense ready for the attack?", Yotsuba asked.

"Yes, thanks to the information we received from...", :valter: began.

"Do not mention his pathetic name in my presence. He is an insult to humanity", Yotsuba said, disgusted.

"Yes milord. As I was saying, thanks to the traitor's information, our defense are fully prepped for the coming assault. And ambushes have been laid out at strategic areas to cause maximum damage before we are forced to defend", :valter: said.

"At last...something goes my way. Here, I'll give you Girls Gone Wild part II to torture Michael N00bcaus with", Yotsuba said.

"No thanks...his faggy voice got high enough on part I. I'll think of something much more suitable...", :valter: said.

"That's what I like to hear", Yotsuba replied.
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Finally, it stopped sucking so much.

Lord Knight is too good at Smash since he's black.

HOORAY CAMPING!
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Funny, I think it's starting to suck more.
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