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Generic Fusion Fanfiction v.1337
Topic Started: Aug 6 2006, 01:50 PM (2,314 Views)
Harmato


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Nov 26 2006, 04:55 PM
Funny, I think it's starting to suck more.

Yeah, it's not really turning out that great. :/
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Inui
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Er, it still sucks.

It just went from Mewtwo to Kirby.
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Feez
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h4x imo
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Nick
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I will never forgive you for this.

You just killed Camping, one of my favourite things to do.
OKs 4 lief
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Omni loves pitching a tent.
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07:34 PM
@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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Seth
Nov 26 2006, 04:22 PM
Er, it still sucks.

It just went from Mewtwo to Kirby.

That's an exponential leap right there :evil:

@Reaver - Yes I do :)
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Chapter 17 - Omni pitches a Posted Image

"Lord Knight, let me make my preparations for camping. I don't want to forget any of my projectiles long ranged magic spells", Omni said.

"That's fine...we can just teleport there using your magic. How long will it take you?", Lord Knight asked.

"5 hours, give or take", Omni said.

"Give or take what?", Lord Knight asked.

"A week ;)", Omni answered.

"WTF man, how many projectiles long ranged magic spells do you need to bring?", Lord Knight asked.

"jk jk. But I would be bringing the spellbooks not the spells themselves", Omni replied.

"Whatever, I'm going to back to dashdance camping pacing outside the castle. Meet me in 5 hours", Lord Knight said, heading away from Omni's room. Omni walked back in and closed the door. Crysta immediately stood up without the blanket and walked up to Omni, kissing him passionately against the wall. After a moment, Crysta stepped back.

"Kiss me back?", she said, pouting. Omni shook his head

"I have to--", he said before being cut off.

"No? Then I'll kiss you until you can't help yourself", Crysta said, pinning Omni against the wall and kissing him. Omni tried to move to the side but Crysta followed his movements. He managed to extricate his arms long enough to grab Crysta and reverse their positions and intended to pull away but Crysta grabbed him and shoved him onto the bed, jumping on top of him and kissing him. Finally, Omni threw her off of him.

"Stop it Crysta!", Omni said trying to be harsh but failing by being breathless. "I have to pack!"

"It won't take you 5 hours if I help you...", Crysta said smiling.

"But we certainly won't have enough time if you...continue", Omni said.

"You're no fun", Crysta said, making a face at him.

"I'll make it up to you when I come back <<>>", Omni said, finding his bag and his Posted Image.

"I want you to make it up to me in there", Crysta said, picking her clothes up and starting to put them back on.

"yaya that's fine", Omni responded. "Now I must pack. Don't want to forget anything that will annoy the hell out of Yotsuba", he said.


Meanwhile, in :valter:'s torture chamber...
"UNPOSSIBLE! How did the pathetic wretch escape?", :valter: fumed angrily. "Oh wait, he just lost 200 pounds, I didn't recognize him at a normal weight", :valter: said.

"NOT THE WHIP MASTER!", Michael N00bcaus begged.

"You know what, since I'm feeling generous I'll give you a choice. Either a) You get 2000 lashes B) You do it the fish way c) I give you to :psio: to have your flesh bitten off your body d) I should Girls Gone Wild part II or e) All of the above", :valter: said.

"GAY!", Michael N00bcaus said.

"You obviously just said 'e'. Don't worry, this will hurt you", :valter: said, raising his whip to start lashing Michael N00bcaus...


5 hours later, outside of Hafeez's castle...
"I amused myself by chaingrabbing throwing this space animal apple and uptilting biting and fsmashing chewing it", Lord Knight said.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay then...it's time for some INTENSE camping action!", Omni said, raising his hands and teleporting them both to the current camp site. "Time for me to pitch my Posted Image.", he said.

"I'd rather not watch this disgustingly boring activity", Lord Knight said, walking away.

Omni used his magic to pitch his Posted Image into the ground, and headed inside.

"Bombs Thunder spells, boomerangs Ice spells, needles ballista spikes, pills catapult rocks, lasers magical battering rams, missiles incendiary devices, and arrows", Omni said proudly. "Now in what order shall I throw use them...?", he asked himself.

Meanwhile, in :valter:'s torture chamber...
"NO! DON'T BRING THE FISH!", Michael N00bcaus begged. "I'VE NEVER DONE IT THE FISH WAY BEFORE!", he cried.

"Sure, I'll be back with the fish any minute", :valter: said happily.

Meanwhile, in a tavern near Yotsuba's castle...
"Let me have one..." :Pie-O: said.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL no. You'd have to give me at LEAST $400 at LEAST!", :sentenal: responded.

"Damn...but I want a girl", :Pie-O: complained.

"Well if you weren't such a fag and were pimp like me, you wouldn't have that problem now would you?", :sentenal: asked.

"That's retarded", :Pie-O: said before he had a spear stuck in his stomach.

"Whoops, that slipped", :sentenal: said, securing the spear on his back and the buxom women in his arms. "Now let's go to my room and have ...dinner...before bed time", :sentenal: said.

"Please! I have a husband! And children!", one of the buxom women complained.

"And if you're lucky you're about to have another child then. Am I not kind?", :sentenal: said, putting his hand in a position to backhand her if she said anything he didn't want to hear.

"Yes", she whispered, a tear running down her eye.

"There there cheer up, your other children will have company now", :sentenal: said smiling.
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Dude, the SSBM references to LK's dashdance camping and space animal destroying Marth and your campy and spammy Falco = OMFG. B)
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BOOM! Headshot. :3

I think they made it weirder too. .__.
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Tiara
Dec 20 2006, 09:45 PM
I think they made it weirder too. .__.

lol, you didn't have to read the SSBM references, they were crossed out.
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I'll have my revenge oh so subtley that you never even notice. *which may defeat the purpose, fuck.*
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Chapter 18 - CRYSTAxOMNI!

"Oh Omni!", Crysta said.

"I know what's on
your mind Crysta", Omni responded.

" :XD: Well stop teasing me then and get over here", Crysta said, posing on Omni's bed.

"Whatever you say smexy :wub:", Omni said, walking towards the bed.

"That's what I like to hear <<>>", Crysta said smiling, pulling Omni down on top of her and kissing him. Omni pulled back after quite some time.

"Mhmm, much <3 Crysta. I won't forget this", Omni said.

"Oh no you won't. I'll make sure that waking or dreaming, you won't forget this", Crysta said, gently biting his neck. Omni responded by undoing her robe and massaging her back.


"OH OMNI!", Crysta exclaimed, waking up from her dream. "That was such a pleasant dream...", she said to herself, pushing the blankets off of herself, only to notice Rin at the door. "What do you want?", Crysta said suspiciously.

"Umm...I j-just wanted to k-know where Omni is...", Rin stuttered.

"Why?", Crysta asked, still very suspicious.

"N-nevermind. It's not that important", Rin said, leaving.

"That BISH better stay away from MY Omni :psio:!", Crysta thought to herself.


Meanwhile, in Harem's war camp, a discussion of strategy was going on...

"We should dashdance grab that Fox", Lord Knight said philosophically.

" :hmm: explain...", Harem said.

"Well, we should move our troops right into arrow range, then run back when they shoot arrows, then run forward and repeat", Lord Knight explained.

"That sounds like a great plan", Harem said.

"Typical Lord Knight. Take the most boring, least creative way out", Omni said.

"And what do you suggest? I bet I know. It involves CAMPING and PROJECTILES, doesn't it?", Lord Knight said derisively.

"But of course", Omni responded smoothly. "Our projectiles and siege weapons are significantly better than theirs. We can easily outlast them if we siege the castle. Yotsuba will likely capitulate without a fight when his battlements are nonexistent from the excessive lasers projectiles we throw at them"

"That sounds like a great plan", Harem said.

"WTF? That sounds like the most boring and dull way to win ever", Lord Knight said.

"It is, however, significantly safer and thus much more intelligent", Omni said.

"True", Harem conceded.

"Nobody asked you", Lord Knight said angrily.

Meanwhile, in a bedroom inside a tavern near Yotsuba's castle...

"Strip", :sentenal: ordered.

"MERCY GREAT LORD!", the first buxom women said, kneeling and crying at his feet.

"BITCH, should of known I was a hatchet rydah!", :sentenal: said mockingly, ripping her clothes off and tying her to a bed in moments. "Strip", :sentenal: ordered the second buxom woman, who watched what happened to the first buxom woman in horror. She silently took her clothes off, sobbing quietly. "I want to see some GirlxGirl action before bedtime!", :sentenal: ordered the second buxom woman. The first buxom woman shrieked.

"PLEASE! PLEASE! NO!", she cried.

"I'm sorry!", the second buxom woman said, climbing on top of the first buxom woman and kissing her.


Meanwhile, in a certain cave...

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"Here's 5 dolla, I need you to give sucky sucky to someone for me", :valter: said.

"No. 10 dolla sucky sucky for people who aren't here!", the sucky sucky fish demanded.

"UGH! Fine! Here's 5 dolla more for the sucky sucky job", :valter: said. "Now follow me..."

"My sucky sucky skills are exceptional", the sucky sucky fish assured :valter:

"Yeah, whatever", :valter: responded.


Meanwhile, in Hafeez's bedroom...

"I miss my Feezie poo. He's such a smexy Terrorist", :pendant: thought to herself. "I hope he comes back soon <<>>"


Meanwhile, in :valter:'s torture chamber...

"Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty I am free at last!", Michael N00bcaus said, escaping out of the chains now that he weighed 200 less pounds. He opened the door to leave only to see :Psyduck: "WTF is this?", he asked.

"PsyAY!", :Psyduck: said, using Confusion on Michael N00bcaus. Michael N00caus headed back into :valter:'s torture chamber and chained himself back down.

"These chains are top tier", Michael N00bcaus said.
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Feez
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Such a random chapter. :lol:
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Inui
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No, it's the same garbage all over again.
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Vegeta
Jan 13 2007, 04:30 AM
No, it's the same garbage all over again.

qft
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[ phantomHar0 ] +[ > U ]+ says:
dame's "useless", or....it's kinda like saying "sucks"
Soja Aurion says:
dame also means 'chick' why am i not surprised
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