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| (*Jman*) | Jan 13 2007, 08:45 AM Post #106 |
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Kakatte Koi!
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gtfo nubs if that's all you're going to say. I never made a YTMND reference with any of my other chapters. Or did you stop reading after the title? |
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| Neo | Jan 13 2007, 01:27 PM Post #107 |
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Tits and Ass
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That's like saying Ebaumsworld is original. It's still garbage. |
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| Inui | Jan 14 2007, 12:01 AM Post #108 |
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Power of Flower
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It's still the same disgusting Omni x Crysta filth followed by the never-was-funny-anyways torture crap. |
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| (*Jman*) | Jan 22 2007, 10:03 PM Post #109 |
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Kakatte Koi!
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-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- Chapter 19 - Ambush! Omni was rummaging through his "Hey those BISHES stole my fire arrow idea! Oh, I'll teach them a lesson! Play with FIRE and you'll get BURNED", Omni thought to himself. He pointed to the tents and they began to burn intensely bright before they exploded noisily in the midst of Yotsuba's troops. All of Yotsuba's soldiers except for one who were caught in the explosion died. "Nice try white barbarians, but I am Air Grady and your explosives are weaker than Michael N00bcaus' wrist!", the black man declared, unsheathing a gigantic bastard sword. He cut down a dozen troops in mere seconds. Moments later, Lord Knight strode out of his tent, brandishing his sword. "You're not white, oh shit", Air Grady said as Lord Knight advanced silently towards him. He made a sudden stabbing movement with his sword, which Lord Knight easily batted away. "No BISH", Lord Knight said as they began to Omni had spent this time preparing his projectile hax, which he launched into what remained of Yotsuba's troops. "HAX TO THE MAX!", he yelled, as a combination of arrows and bombs rained down on the troops, finishing them off. He quickly muttered a spell to put out the fires in the camp. "Where is Harem?", Omni asked angrily as he walked towards Harem's tent. "He should have had set more sentries or better ones this close to enemy territory" "Indeed he should have", Lord Knight said, catching up to Omni and heading in the same direction. "But what surprises me more is why there were so few troops. We probably lost more than they did, but still, even an idiot would know that force was too small to take the camp" "yasurew/e. Not going to argue logistics or w/e you call it" When they reached his tent, they found it empty. ":O what happened to Harem?", Omni asked. "Maybe he was killed in the explosion", Lord Knight said. Santi entered the tent, apparently shaken from the battle. "Where is commander Harem?", he asked. "No idea. Why don't you check the bodies?", Lord Knight suggested. "Good idea", Santi said. "Maybe I can find a new sombrero", he said, heading out. "...Mexicans", Omni said without much emotion. Meanwhile, in Hafeez's Castle... "FIRE IN THE HOLE!", Hafeez screamed, blowing up the training ground. "Good job Hafeez, you blew up a location 10 yards further away today!", :ninja: said. "Thx" ![]() Back in Harem's tent... "He's not among the dead", Santi said, coming back in with his new sombrero. "Taken prisoner then. Wonderful", Lord Knight said. "Worthless commander", Omni said spitefully. "Whose going to replace him?", Santi asked. |
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| Inui | Jan 22 2007, 10:36 PM Post #110 |
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Power of Flower
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Less shitty. GJ. |
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| (*Jman*) | Mar 9 2007, 10:21 PM Post #111 |
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Kakatte Koi!
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-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- Chapter 20 – Santi…? ”Looks like it’s going to be you, unless Harem recently changed his second in command”, Omni said. ”Finally! Harem was an incompetent moron anyways. Now the army can finally have someone intelligent leading them at last.”, Santi thought to himself. “But I can’t appear overexcited to lead. Even if that’s all I’ve wanted to do for years.” ”Santi…?”, Lord Knight asked tentatively. ”Well, to be honest, I don’t have much field experience with leading”, Santi said truthfully. “But I have more than anyone else in the camp. And if I need any help I can ask you for it Lord Knight.” “Good thing you’re here Lord Knight”, Omni said. “Or bad thing perhaps. Now I won’t get to camp as much. That’s gay”, he said regretfully. ”You’re gay! Oh no, poor baby won’t get to camp for 8 years. He actually is going to have to FIGHT. What a shame”, Lord Knight said sarcastically. ”Well actually, I can choose to still camp if I want to”, Omni replied. “You can’t force me to fight”, he said smiling obnoxiously. ”You should leave Santi’s tent then and go back to your projectiles. I’m going to look over Harem’s charts of the area with Santi and discuss plans to ATTACK Yotsuba’s castle”, Lord Knight said scornfully. ”I will leave this tent and I will go back to my projectiles”, Omni said, walking out of the tent to return to his very own Meanwhile, back in Hafeez’s castle… Crysta finished navigating through the hallways in the castle to make it to the mess hall. Unlike many other castle’s, Hafeez’s castle town was actually inside the castle, so there were many commoners who lived inside and used the same mess hall. Omni had proposed many times to Hafeez to build a town outside of the castle because he said it was easier for spies to get in. Hafeez pointed out that it was also more difficult for them to get out during war time when the gates were all barred and that the people were safer this way. Omni eventually gave up after he decided that since he wasn’t going to let anyone he didn’t know near his room that it didn’t matter anyways. After obtaining her food, which was mashed potatoes with gravy, turkey, and stuffing because the cook, “Do you like the food rrrrrribit?”, Soja asked. ”What do you want Soja?”, Crysta asked tiredly. ”I want to know if THAT PURPLE STUFF tastes good rrrrrrrrribit”, Soja replied. ”It’s called gravy, and yes it does. Now go bug someone else, I can’t eat with you croaking all the time, I’m going to lose my appetite”, Crysta said disgustedly. ”Weird color for gravy…and I’ll keep my croaking under control”, Soja said. “I just want to talk to you…” ”About what?”, Crysta said, unconsciously slowing down how fast she ate. ”Why did you leave me…?”, Soja asked hesitantly, remembering the last time he talked to her. ”First you have to swear not to tell anyone”, Crysta said. Soja nodded his head immediately. “I hurt Omni very badly. Not physically, but I killed his self-esteem and I drank the potion he asked me to protect when he went to rescue you because Hafeez told me it would grant me whatever I wished. If I left him alone he would have reverted back to how he was when we first met him. Remember? Completely bitter, secretive, quiet, and rude?” Soja nodded his head again. ”What did you do that could break his self-esteem? I didn’t think it was possible to leave a dent in that massive thing.”, Soja asked. Crysta covered his face with her hands. She kept them there until she was sure she could speak without crying. ”I don’t want to discuss it. Not now or ever”, she said shuddering. “If only I had been stronger…” Soja put a comforting arm around her. Meanwhile, in a bedroom inside a tavern near Yotsuba's castle... Sentenal was in a bath, being massaged by the buxom women. “Beer blonde wench!”, he ordered, and she flew out of the bath to bring him a mug of beer. She ran back and handed it to him, then he slapped her. “That’s for making such a splash getting out of the bath, wench.” He began to drink the beer while fondling the blond buxom woman with his free hand. ”Great lord! We have served you! Please, let us go…”, the blond buxom woman cried out. ”Do you remember what happened to the last person who I grew upset with?”, Sentenal said with an evil smile. “I believe you recall me stabbing him downstairs. Take care that I do not grow upset with you” ”Mercy! I will serve you faithfully”, she said crying. |
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| Feez | Mar 9 2007, 10:29 PM Post #112 |
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Ebullient Future
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lmfao @ the Sentenal part
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| Inui | Mar 9 2007, 10:53 PM Post #113 |
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Power of Flower
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Go Sentenal! |
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| Admin | Mar 9 2007, 11:00 PM Post #114 |
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There is a light that never goes out...
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I read that just for my part
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| Tiaro | Mar 10 2007, 01:21 AM Post #115 |
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BOOM! Headshot.
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You're not very nice to blondes are you.... XP |
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| Rin | Mar 10 2007, 05:22 PM Post #116 |
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TOTALLY A MAN
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Rofl awwww. Getting better, Omni. |
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| Feez | Mar 19 2007, 12:41 AM Post #117 |
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Ebullient Future
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YEAH! UPDATE this NOW!! |
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| (*Jman*) | Mar 20 2007, 09:01 PM Post #118 |
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Kakatte Koi!
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-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- Chapter 21 – AAAAAAAAAAH FRESH MEAT! “I have to find out a way to break Crysta’s hold over Omni”, Rin thought to herself as she lay on her bed. “But first, I need to get food” Getting up, she navigated through the castle and found her way to the mess hall when the answer to her problem presented itself to her. “Perfect! She has her arms around Soja. I’ll tell Omni when he comes back and he’ll never associate with her again.” Smiling inwardly, Rin obtained food, sat at an empty table near them, and began to eat. “Thanks Soja”, Crysta said softly. “I wish…”, she said. “You wish what?”, Soja asked. “I wish things could go back to the way they were a month ago. I wish I could be with you instead of…”, she cut off what she was going to say. “Well it doesn’t matter. My wishes aren’t going to come true. Not that Omni is a bad person but…”, she sighed. “I know what you mean. He’s not the kind of person who cares much about other people’s feelings”, Soja said. “It’s not his fault!’, Crysta said heatedly. “No one’s ever cared about his feelings, he was an orphan with no knowledge of whether or not he had any living relations. That’s why I have to do this Soja… If I stayed with you after what I did or left him now, he’d lose what feelings he has for other people now forever. He’d cease to be a good human being. I couldn’t live with that on my conscience.” “Then what is he going to feel when you leave him in the end?”, Soja asked gently. “If there never comes a point where I can leave him without hurting his feelings, and I don’t think that point ever will come, then I won’t leave him for you”, Crysta said quietly. “In a year or two from now, if he still needs me I’ll marry him. I am so sorry Soja” “What about me Crysta? I need you too”, Soja said. “Not as much he does Soja”, Crysta said. “Does he love you?”, Soja asked angrily, banging the table with his frog wrist. “I…I don’t know”, Crysta said truthfully. He’s very gentle with me and I can see the compassion in his eyes when he holds me and runs his hands down my body---”, she was cut off by Soja. “You’re…you’re…you’re…”, Soja stuttered, trying to stay calm. “With him?”, he asked stunned, as if seeing a person he didn’t know in front of him. “Yes”, Crysta said defiantly. “I enjoy it too, so don’t look at me like that. I knew if I didn’t offer my love that he would have no hope. I’m as sure as I probably ever will be that he loves me. I lost track of how many times he said he loved me before you became a frog” “Do something enough, and it becomes habit. More importantly, do you even love him?”, Soja asked. “Perhaps on both accounts. But does it matter?”, Crysta asked him. “I wouldn’t leave him if I didn’t” “If she doesn’t actually love him, why did she get so jealous when she saw me kissing him?”, Rin asked herself, finishing off her meal. “It matters”, Soja said. “Not really. Worst case scenario here is that he cares deeply for me, I care deeply for him, and we enjoy each other in bed”, Crysta said. “If that isn’t love it surely will become love soon enough anyways. And if it doesn’t, I’ll still be happy” “Are you saying you don’t love me anymore?”, Soja asked, his eyes gleaming with anger. “No. And that’s why I’m sorry. I know I’m hurting your feelings but there isn’t any other choice” Rin had heard enough. Standing up, she walked over to the table where Crysta and Soja were and sat down. “If you don’t love Omni then let me have him. I love him”, she said. “Who are you?”, Soja asked. “Her name is Rin. She’s a girl who came two days ago who Omni cured. Yotsuba had cast a curse on her to make everything she said sound like gibberish. She escaped and was found by our invasion force who brought her back here”, Crysta said. Turning her head, she said “What are you basing that off of? You hardly know him. Besides, I can’t just tell him ‘Omni, I don’t love you but she does, now be happy with her, bye’” “I knew I was in love the moment I set eyes on him”, Rin said, causing Crysta to raise her eyebrows. “Rin, if I gained an acre of land for every time I heard a girl say that then I’d own the entire planet three times over.” Crysta said dryly. “And all of those girls left the guys they professed to love. Besides, more important than your feelings for him are his feelings for you” “Well I won’t be leaving my Omni. I know he likes me a lot. He gave me my voice back and comforted me when I told him about what Yotsuba did to my family”, Rin said. “Did I misjudge him? I did not think Omni had a heart”, Soja said. “But this solves all our problems. Rin can keep Omni human and you can marry me” “No”, Crysta said. “Until I can be 100% sure that Omni loves her, then I can’t allow that to happen. He was quite affectionate with me even after she came” Meanwhile, elsewhere in Hafeez’s castle… The door to Rock’s study slammed open. “Have you figured out how much I will pwn once I conquer Yotsuba’s castle yet?”, King Hafeez demanded imperiously. “Sort of”, Rock said. “What do you mean, sort of?”, Hafeez asked. “I have to solve the equation of the derivative of your current pwnage squared plus the size of your castle times two”, Rock said knowledgably. “ hmminterestingphenemenoniwillallowyoutoexaminethesituationwithgreatdetailandanalysis”, Hafeez declared. “Thank you, your majesty”, Rock said. “But I’m sure it will be quite some time before I’m done so you can go back to ruling your castle” “ I’ll go back to ruling Pendy’s bodyMeanwhile, in Omni’s “Ugh, those boring stupid noobs”, Omni thought to himself angrily. “They’re going to waste all their time on boring and meaningless fighting instead of exceptionally entertaining camping” A soldier walked into Omni’s tent. “Sir, your presence is requested in Commander Santi’s tent”, the soldier said, saluting Omni before departing. “Lord Knight is probably going to discuss his very boring plan to attack the castle and I’m going to fall asleep”, Omni thought to himself as he headed towards Santi’s tent. Opening the tent flap, he walked in. “So, what method devoid of as much entertainment as possible have you conjured up Lord Knight?” “A direct attack on the castle. Your projectiles are going to cover the soldiers who are going to batter down the main gate and then we’re going to rush into the castle and kill everyone”, Lord Knight said. ”And if the main gate is too strong?”, Omni asked. “Then you’ll have to destroy the main gate with your projectiles or your magic”, Lord Knight said. “Santi, don’t tell me you actually approve of this plan. We should knock down the main gate first with projectiles and THEN use my projectiles for cover before entering. That will result in minimal casualties on our side and thus is the wisest course of action”, Omni said. “Yeah well, that’s not fun. I don’t feel like waiting a month here while you throw stones at the gate”, Santi responded. “Fools…utter fools”, Omni said shaking his head. “The attack will commence tomorrow at dawn”, Santi said. “I will send a guard to wake you an hour before then” “Wow, I have to wake up early because you two are both idiots and want to die. Wonderful. I should have stayed with Crysta”, Omni said sighing regretfully. Meanwhile, in Yotsuba’s castle… “Good job :valter:, we sacrificed a relatively small number of troops to take down almost twice their number”, Yotsuba said triumphantly. “That’s not nearly enough”, responded. “They still have a sizable numerical advantage in terms of troops because of the mercenaries that joined them”“So traitor, what do you think they are going to do now?”, Yotsuba asked. “No idea to be honest. Santi has no experience commanding nearly this many troops. Omni may try to get them to camp, but Lord Knight could convince Santi into attacking”, the traitor answered. “Well you’re an idiot then Harem”, said. “You should know your second in command better”“On the contrary, I am not an idiot”, Harem said. “Santi will surely be confused with everyone telling him something different to do. Then he’ll take forever to decide what to do and in that time we can fortify the castle better” “You’d better hope you’re right Harem”, said.Meanwhile, back in Hafeez’s throne room… “Pendy awaits”, Hafeez thought to himself as he sat on his throne. But before Hafeez could get up to return to his bedroom, the door to the throne room opened admitting a panting soldier. “Your majesty, I come from the invasion force that was sent out. There was an ambush last night…Commander Harem’s body was not found among the dead and we lost nearly twice the number of soldiers they did. Commander Santi took over and sent me back to tell you”, the soldier said. “God damnit, why can’t Harem do anything right?”, Hafeez said, turning to his personal servant Celes. “Go get Captain Oujay and tell him to mobilize the royal guard. We are going to march to the aid of Santi with as many explosive devices as possible to blow up Yotsuba with. I have spoken”, he finished, waving a dismissal to everyone in the room. |
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| Tiaro | Mar 20 2007, 09:17 PM Post #119 |
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BOOM! Headshot.
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Try not using emotes for names, it looks kinda shitty.... |
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| Rin | Mar 20 2007, 11:58 PM Post #120 |
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TOTALLY A MAN
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I am so full of anger and hatred right now. So much for this fic getting better. Not a happy Rin. :angry: |
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hmminterestingphenemenoniwillallowyoutoexaminethesituationwithgreatdetailandanalysis”, Hafeez declared.
responded. “They still have a sizable numerical advantage in terms of troops because of the mercenaries that joined them”
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