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Thanksgiving Game
Tweet Topic Started: Nov 23 2006, 07:27 PM (184 Views)
Psiwri	Nov 23 2006, 07:27 PM Post #1
Too Many Words Posts: 11,135 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Iiiiit's Fire Emblem Fooootbaaaall! Based on the 7th installment. Home team: Lycian Ligers vs. Away team: Overdrive Outsiders Cast: Announcers: Mark and Athos Cheerleaders: Serra, Rebecca, Karla, Wallace Spectators: Pent, Louise, Nils, Ninian, Jaffar, Nino Medic: Priscilla Coach- Marcus(L) and Vaida(O) Offense: Quarterback and captain- Harken(L) and Raven(O) Linemen: L: Oswin(Center), Bartre, Dorcas, Hector, Eliwood O: Hawkeye(Center), Gietz, Dart, Renault, Erk Running Back: Lyn(L), Guy(O) Receivers: Matthew and Wil(L), Legualt and Heath(O) Defense: Safeties: Kent, Sain, Lowen(L), Florina, Fiora, Farina(O) Defensive Line: Same as Offense Receiver defense: Erk and Lucius(L), Rath and Karel(O) Other: Merlinus(L), Canas(O) Special Teams: Kicker: Isadora(L), Batta the Beast(O) Returners: Lyn and Matthew(L), Guy and Legualt(O) Other characters may be on other less well known positions on either side as well. I'll let you soak this in as I slowly get to work on the actual writing.



*Harmato*	Nov 23 2006, 07:40 PM Post #2
Posts: 1 Group: Admins Member #61 Joined: June 9, 2005	Who is Mark?
Posts: 1 Group: Admins Member #61 Joined: June 9, 2005


Neo	Nov 23 2006, 07:48 PM Post #3
Tits and Ass Posts: 4,902 Group: Veteran Member #17 Joined: June 8, 2005	Mark is the tactiction. (sp?)



Psiwri	Nov 23 2006, 07:50 PM Post #4
Too Many Words Posts: 11,135 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Amazing replies ------------------------ Mark: Welcome to the first ever game of football, held at our very own Ostia arena! Crowd: -cheers- Athos: Never in my millenium lifetime have I seen this many people in one place, this should be good! Mark: Shut up old man. Athos: ...;_; Mark: For the home team we have the LYCIAN LIGERS!!! Crowd: -cheers- 'kick their fannies!' is faintly heard. Mark: The away team this game is the OVERDRIVE OUTSIDERS!! Crowd: -some cheers- Vaida: -Glare- Crowd: -wild cheering- Mark: Moving right along, I see the two captains are in the middle of the field, with a... shield? I guess it makes sense that a coulpe of heroes would flip a shield for the game. Seeing as there are no referees for the game, Raven will be tossing the shield. Harken picked shiny side. Raven: I need someone to critical for this. Herded in Bandit: Duhur hur. Raven: Perfect. -crits- Bandit: -pain- Shield: I'm a spinnin'! Spin spin spin.... oof! -lands- Harken: Shiny side, I win.:P We'll be receiving. -Camera Pan- Wallace: GOOOOOOO TEAM! -waves pom-poms in the air and does a jump, then lands causing the ground to shake- Wooooo! Karla: -unenergetically waves pom-pom- How did I get forced into this? Serra/Rebecca: @_@ Don't jump again Wallace. -Camera Skillet- Merk: And the teams line up for the kickoff! -End Chapter 1- ----------------------------- Yes I realise it is extremely lame.



Psiwri	Nov 23 2006, 08:02 PM Post #5
Too Many Words Posts: 11,135 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Reply bishes! -------------------------- Chapter 2: Flashback to pre-game. Marcus: Alright pups! This game means everything, EVERYTHING! We must win in order to defend our nonexistant honor against the outsider scum! Do you wanna win? Ligers: Yasure. Marcus: DO YOU WANNA WIN, PANSIES!? Ligers: YES SIR MARCUS SIR! ._. Marcus: NOW GO OUT THERE AND WIN! ~~even though we don't have any plays or plans at all~~. Vaida: Alright maggots, if you don't play hard and play well out their I'll be feeding your innards to my Wyvern, got it? T_T Outsiders: Yes, ma'am. ._. Vaida: Ohya, cheat whenever you want to. Outsiders: -cheer- Mark: And the teams are out! Batta the Beast is up to kick it all off. Batta: YOU CAN'T BEAT THE BEAST!!!121 -punt- Mark: What a kick! And so high too, it's probabl- Athos: About 542 feet above the field. Mark: SILENCE! :psio: Athos: Fien. Mark: The kick falls into Matthew's hands and he takes off like the theiving bastard he is! Matthew: Hey! I heard that! Ow! Mark: It seems that during his slight distraction -cough- Matthew got nailed in the gut by... Lucius!? Lucius: OH YEAH! OH YEAH! HOW DID YA LIKE THAT ONE BITCH!? AHAHAHAH! Everyone: O_O WTF? Lucius: WHAT?! DO YOU WANT SOME TOO?! -frothing at the mouth- Mark: Ahem! The Lycian Ligers will be starting the game at the 27 yard line.



Yzarc	Nov 23 2006, 08:30 PM Post #6
Coxian Posts: 3,469 Group: Veteran Member #308 Joined: July 8, 2005	Go Lycia! Keep writing, bish. It's good shit.



Psiwri	Nov 23 2006, 08:50 PM Post #7
Too Many Words Posts: 11,135 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Mark: The first play sets off! Harken quickly hands the ball off to Lyn. Lyn: I hope you don't miss me~ -takes off- Mark: Look at her go! Wait, what is this? The ball disappeared from her hands! Look there! -swings his arm to point, hitting Athos in the face and knocking him out of his chair- Legault seems to have stolen the ball and is running for a touchdown! Legault: Lol, nubs. Heath: Legault! I'm sorry about earlier, you wanna be lovers still? Legault: What, really?! :D Hey, ow! Mark: What a move, Heath managed to slow Legault down and ran him into the ground. Outsider's ball on the Liger's 12 yard line! Wallace: YEAHH!!! What a play! Gooo Outsiders! -skanky pose- Serra: He's better than I am! -sigh- Karla: -.-; Raven: Alright guys, I hate to do this but... we'll have Guy run the ball. Guy: W00ts! Yez! Outsiders: -sigh- Ok. Mark: And Raven takes the snap! He runs to the left, pump fakes, and hands it off to Guy who takes off! Guy: Lul! I m a myrmeanadon n kin dogdes leuk wowz, u can't git meeste! Lolawaulol!@113 Mark: I've never seen someone weave through tackles like that before! TOUCHDOWN OUTSIDERS! Guy: Ya ya, I winz0srz@! =D



Yzarc	Nov 23 2006, 09:06 PM Post #8
Coxian Posts: 3,469 Group: Veteran Member #308 Joined: July 8, 2005	lol mramdandings or wutevz r teh best. taht proovs it roflololool



Psiwri	Nov 23 2006, 10:57 PM Post #9
Too Many Words Posts: 11,135 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Mark: The score is 6 nothing with the Outsiders in the lead! The crowd isn't too pleased about it. Athos: Niether am I. T.T Mark: Well it seems my fellow and useless announcer is concius again. Anyway, Batta the Beast is up to kick once again. Batta: BEASTIAL FURY!@11 -kick- Mark: And the kick is go- WHOAH. The kick bounced off a goal post, then hit the wall of the accouncer box, hit the Liger's mascot in the balls, and landed on the ground at the fifty yard line! How chaotic. Mad dash for the ball in midfield in 2, 1... Bartre: GET READY TO RUUUUUMBAAAAAAAALLLLL!!! -runs through everone like a plow in spring and gets to the ball, but can't figure out how to pick it up- Durr... Dorcas: -facepalm- Everyone Else: OMGWTFBALLMIDFIELDGET!21 Mark: A dust cloud is seen on the field slowly moving its way to midfield where the ball is being hit by Bartre's head as he tries to pick it up. The sound of... weapons hitting eachother can be heard from the morase of crazed game characters. The cloud masses over Bartre and the abused ball alike. It looks like Guy has emerged from the cloud! Guy: I fund a penie guyz!21 Im riche! Mark: And the struggles goes on, screams can be heard, and I believe traces of blood are scattering the field... I see movement again! Merlinus: Oh dear, I have this strangely shaped form in my hands. It's somewhat round and feels leathery with pointed ends, is it perhaps some form of carrying device? Mob: HE HAS THE BALL GIT 'EM! Merlinus: wtf? ACK! -tackled hard- Mark: And the Lycian Ligers retrieve the ball at the 50 yard line!



Yzarc	Nov 23 2006, 10:59 PM Post #10
Coxian Posts: 3,469 Group: Veteran Member #308 Joined: July 8, 2005	GJGJ



Inui	Nov 23 2006, 11:45 PM Post #11
Power of Flower Posts: 23,952 Group: Veteran Member #40 Joined: June 9, 2005	This is pretty fucking amusing.



Bean	Nov 23 2006, 11:50 PM Post #12
Bean Posts: 1,172 Group: Fusionite Member #809 Joined: May 31, 2006	Poor Merlinus. Keep going. I like this. =D



Psiwri	Nov 23 2006, 11:51 PM Post #13
Too Many Words Posts: 11,135 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	:D This is almost as bad as my old 1-day comic strip... so stupid yet so loveable.



Yzarc	Nov 24 2006, 12:12 AM Post #14
Coxian Posts: 3,469 Group: Veteran Member #308 Joined: July 8, 2005	Lpsio Nov 23 2006, 10:51 PM :D This is almost as bad as my old 1-day comic strip... so stupid yet so loveable. No, the comic strip wasn't funny at all, this is very funny.



Psiwri	Nov 24 2006, 12:26 AM Post #15
Too Many Words Posts: 11,135 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Yzarc Drowsnam Nov 23 2006, 11:12 PM Lpsio Nov 23 2006, 10:51 PM :D This is almost as bad as my old 1-day comic strip... so stupid yet so loveable. No, the comic strip wasn't funny at all, this is very funny. Eh, others found it funny <<;; This chapter guest stars Merk, as Mark! Merk: And the play is off, Harken drops back, and tosses it towards Wil, who catches it! Legault once again steals it right after that however and speeds in the other direction! Wil: Nigga stole mah ball! -gets out bow, takes aim- Merk: In an unexpected move the sniper hit the football with an arrow and if flew out of the Hurricane's hands! The ball is now deflating in the air unpredictably. God I LOVE games that have no referees! Hector: Ha! -jumps an impressive 6 inches in his armor and nabs the ball.- Nothing can stop me! :ninja: Merk: Oh wow, Hector nabbed the ball and is bulldozing any outsiders that get in his way! Hector: Booyah! TOUCHDOWN BITCHES, NOW COOK ME DINNER! -does the Armads critical animation for a touchdown dance. Merk: The score is now tied 6 to 6 with the extra point left to go for the Ligers!



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