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Funniest Line in a song you've ever heard
Topic Started: Nov 26 2006, 05:17 PM (382 Views)
Psiwri
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Too Many Words

Pretty basic, any questions you have or if you need help with something can be asked/adressed here.
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Sain
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Ladies Man

I think the funniest line i've heard is

"He whos a geezer must live in my freezer."
and"If ur a cronie then suk on my Bon***"
in Tenacious d the pik of destiny
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Yes
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The Real OG

"Have you ever went over to a girls house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good?
An you gettin upset, cuz you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood,
So you try to play it off, and eat the pussy, but it take her so long to cum,
Then a dude walk in, thats her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from,
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain, you start talkin real fast,
But he already mad cuz you fuckin his woman so he start beatin on yo ass,
Now ya clothes are muddy, ya nose all bloody, ya dick was hard but now its soft,
An you thought you had a girl, to rock ya world, but ya still gotta go jack off"
Crazy Rap- Afroman

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Yes
Nov 26 2006, 05:58 PM
"Have you ever went over to a girls house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good?
An you gettin upset, cuz you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood,
So you try to play it off, and eat the pussy, but it take her so long to cum,
Then a dude walk in, thats her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from,
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain, you start talkin real fast,
But he already mad cuz you fuckin his woman so he start beatin on yo ass,
Now ya clothes are muddy, ya nose all bloody, ya dick was hard but now its soft,
An you thought you had a girl, to rock ya world, but ya still gotta go jack off"
Crazy Rap- Afroman

Is that to the tune of Rapper's Delight?
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Reaver
Troll

The only question I ever thought was hard,
Is do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

:hmm:
Neon,June 8 2005
07:34 PM
@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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Grady
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Nov 27 2006, 01:29 AM
The only question I ever thought was hard,
Is do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

:hmm:

White and nerdy.

B| >> B)

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sephiroth667
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Nostalgia

"With Karate I'll kick your ass, from here to Tiananmen Square
Oh yeah mother fucka, I'm gonna kick your fuckin dariare
You broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You mother fucker

You mother fucker"

Tenacious D - Karate

Pretty much anything they do makes me lol
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Up here in Canada government officials have shoes thrown at them all of the time
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Sain
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Ladies Man

Tenacious D rocks
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Nick
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Brit

"Chief, they're driving me fucking nuts over here, I gotta get rid of these fruitcakes"

-Sublime, can't remember the song's name.
OKs 4 lief
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Homestardude
Nov 27 2006, 12:56 AM
Yes
Nov 26 2006, 05:58 PM
"Have you ever went over to a girls house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good?
An you gettin upset, cuz you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood,
So you try to play it off, and eat the pussy, but it take her so long to cum,
Then a dude walk in, thats her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from,
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain, you start talkin real fast,
But he already mad cuz you fuckin his woman so he start beatin on yo ass,
Now ya clothes are muddy, ya nose all bloody, ya dick was hard but now its soft,
An you thought you had a girl, to rock ya world, but ya still gotta go jack off"
Crazy Rap- Afroman

Is that to the tune of Rapper's Delight?

It is indeed.
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Greth (OLD)
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There is a light that never goes out...

"Tiger Rider Vs. The Time Sprinkler!" - The Aquabats

Deep in the mountains
Beyond the jungle
Lies a secret cave
Where the tigers roam
There is a rider
The thunder-bringer
He waits upon his throne
Until he's ready to ride

Woah
He rides
Ride the tiger

The super-villian
He's so cartoonish
His fiendish plots and plans
Have been put to action
He is Time Sprinkler
Defrigerated
He's launched an army of creeps
And now the rider must ride

Woah
He rides
Ride the tiger
Ride
Woah
He rides
Ride the tiger

Grab ahold of the lightning bolt and ya
Pull down the lightning
(Ride the lightning)
Slash all those who do oppose
Pull down the lightning
(Ride the lightning)
Slash all those who do oppose
What!

Ride
Woah
He rides
Ride the tiger

His name is Mik Lik
That is translated
To mean the champion of hope and glory
He will bring justice
Destroy the evil
Pull down the lightning bolt
From the sky as he rides

Woah
He rides
Ride the tiger
Ride
Woah
He rides
Ride the tiger

Grab ahold of the lightning bolt and ya
Pull down the lightning
(Ride the lightning)
Slash all those who do oppose
Pull down the lightning
(Ride the lightning)
Slash all those who do oppose
Grab ahold of the lightning bolt and ya
Pull down the lightning
(Ride the lightning)
Slash all those who do oppose
Pull down the lightning
(Ride the lightning)
Slash all those who do oppose
What!

[Roar]

[Horse Winnie]
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mrmastodon, Greth, MF Greth, L, Shu, Sailor Star Healer

Voted most manly last time, and most underrated twice in a row, shit yeah!
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Kakatte Koi!

Questions

1) When can we start making characters and stuff?

2) Does Divine Protection get cast on a unit, or does the unit with Light Magic have it? Also, if you cast it on a unit, does it use the Light Magic users turn?

3) Do you get a Weapon Skill a Trait Based Skill, AND a General Skill, or just one of the three?

4) Can you add points to Movement and Rescue?

5) When Blade Mail returns damage, does it return from the Defense of the Armor/Attack of the Armor or from the Defense of the attacking unit/Attack of the attacking unit?

6) Does Blade Mail return damage from units with a Bow or units that cast Magic?

7) For Dual Wield, do you calculate (Constitution - Weapon weight 1) and (Constitution - Weapon weight 2) then reduce that from the Speed, or do you calculate (Constitution - (Weapon weight 1 + Weapon weight 2)) then reduce that from the Speed?

8) Can you teleport more spaces than you can move with Blink?

9) Can you Blink onto terrain that your unit cannot traverse?

10) Is the burn damage from Dragon's Breath treated as a status(like Poison) or is it not removable by a Restore Staff?

11) I don't understand the way Charge works. Does it deal damage for every tile you are away from your opponent before you move to attack?

12) When a Wyvern or a Pegasus uses High Flying, how is movement treated? Do they PM the location they are moving to, to a Judge so that their opponent doesn't use that information or do they post it?

13) Can you or can't you attack while High Flying? It says you can't, but then it says if they attack from High Flying, that the unit gains +15% accuracy and +1 might. I'm guessing this means that attacking when High Flying gets rid of the invisibility and ability to not be attacked by enemy units but I'm not 100% sure because of the wording.

14) What does Mana Burn mean by 'Mana used'? No units who use Magic have a Mana stat.

15) Are there any promotional skills?
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Psiwri
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Nov 27 2006, 05:09 PM
Questions

1) When can we start making characters and stuff?
depends when yzarc gets the next phase set up

2) Does Divine Protection get cast on a unit, or does the unit with Light Magic have it? Also, if you cast it on a unit, does it use the Light Magic users turn?
I permanently effects the unit with the skill only.

3) Do you get a Weapon Skill a Trait Based Skill, AND a General Skill, or just one of the three?
I believe it specifies that you pick any (1) that applies to your unit. It's one skill.

4) Can you add points to Movement and Rescue?
No.

5) When Blade Mail returns damage, does it return from the Defense of the Armor/Attack of the Armor or from the Defense of the attacking unit/Attack of the attacking unit?
Yzarc's question.

6) Does Blade Mail return damage from units with a Bow or units that cast Magic?
1 range melee attacks (non magic) only, I think.

7) For Dual Wield, do you calculate (Constitution - Weapon weight 1) and (Constitution - Weapon weight 2) then reduce that from the Speed, or do you calculate (Constitution - (Weapon weight 1 + Weapon weight 2)) then reduce that from the Speed?
Yzarc.

8) Can you teleport more spaces than you can move with Blink?
Yzarc

9) Can you Blink onto terrain that your unit cannot traverse?
I'm going to say no to that, might be wrong.

10) Is the burn damage from Dragon's Breath treated as a status(like Poison) or is it not removable by a Restore Staff?
Yzarc. I believe it will be curable.

11) I don't understand the way Charge works. Does it deal damage for every tile you are away from your opponent before you move to attack?
Pretty much, if you're 8 tiles from the enemy unit, and you use all 8 movement to attack it, +16 damage

12) When a Wyvern or a Pegasus uses High Flying, how is movement treated? Do they PM the location they are moving to, to a Judge so that their opponent doesn't use that information or do they post it?
PM to a judge, but MOST battles are against NPCs, so it's just there.

13) Can you or can't you attack while High Flying? It says you can't, but then it says if they attack from High Flying, that the unit gains +15% accuracy and +1 might. I'm guessing this means that attacking when High Flying gets rid of the invisibility and ability to not be attacked by enemy units but I'm not 100% sure because of the wording.
Once you attack from high flying that first attack grants the bonus, and you lose high flying status.

14) What does Mana Burn mean by 'Mana used'? No units who use Magic have a Mana stat.
Dunno, something to do with a unit's magic stat IIRC

15) Are there any promotional skills?
You pick one skill that pertains to your unit on promotion, the same list as for starting skills.

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Kakatte Koi!

What happens if both armies only have flying units left alive and they all use Flying High? What happens?
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We won't allow it. :P
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