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It's a FEF Life (X-Mas); Christmas Fic
Topic Started: Dec 5 2006, 08:41 PM (2,082 Views)
Harmato


Rock
Dec 16 2006, 01:56 PM
Pendant
Dec 16 2006, 12:25 PM
Really? I remember Zagar most at FEFF, for being really annoying in the Etruria forum.

XD well alot of us couldn't see the Etruria forum.

Because it was that nubbish. >[

Lawl at chapter.

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Phoenix Wright
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that moron that forgot this is s11

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I conquered the world with nothing but diarrhea and depression.

Previously: Ron DeLite, Simon
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Fraulein Holls
Sep 14 2008, 06:16 PM
Some Kind Of Monster - Metallica

>> Metallica wub all of a sudden

Say, I know a member currently going by Ron DeLite who also loves Metallica, you two should totally hook up.
God of Thunder - KISS

rofl Chris
 
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you know what
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someone
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once said to be
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me*
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wtf, how'd they invert the b?
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Linoud
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Ownage. B| I remember Zagar, what ever happened to him in NLAH? He was like, left in some street. XD
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Leon
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GUUUUNDAAAAAAAM

An anvil fell on him.
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Leon
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GUUUUNDAAAAAAAM

Chapter 3

Eaichu entered Rock’s Bar, the FEF Grille on the snowy night of Christmas Eve. It was the day after his encounter with Air Grady, and he was now exhausted and depressed. The perfect combination for excess amounts of Rock’s special eggnog, with his special ingredient, scotch!

“Scotch in eggnog?” Eaichu asked, looking down at the glass that Rock had presented him with. While Eaichu was getting a little more comfortable sitting on a barstool, Rock, behind the counter, nodded with great vigor and a bottle of scotch in hand. In fact, the nod was so strong the power of it was equivalent to forty-three of Zidane’s in the World Cup. Forty-Three.

“And mayo. It’s really…good.” Neo said on a barstool beside Eaichu, lifting a glass, then throwing up into a trash can beside him.

“I agree.” Rock agreed.

“…wouldn’t you agree by default?” Eaichu said, raising an eyebrow, “You’re the one who made this psychotic mixture in the first place.”

“I agree.” Rock agreed.

Eaichu and Rock stared at each other in silence for several seconds, then Eaichu sighed and took a sip of Rock’s beverage. It took all he had to prevent his stomach muscles from turning the liquid back up. He gagged, then Rock smiled, “I agree.”

“Agree on what?”

“I dunno. I just like saying that.” Rock said, clearly dazed. “So, what brings you here, tonight?”

“Ah, the usual…lost all of my company’s money.” Eaichu said, taking another sip and losing another two years off his life.

“How do you do something like that?” Rock said, surprised, “I thought your bank was doing really good. Got through the opening year.”

“Yeah, we were doing great…” Eaichu said, but his facial expression didn’t look great at all, “But then I realized a very important factor…”

“What’s that?”

“I left Khadgar in charge for the night.”

“That was stupid. I agree.” Rock agreed.

“…did you just agree with yourself?” Eaichu asked.

“Yes. I agreed.” Rock agreed, “With myself.”

“It’s a wonder you know where your own two feet are.” Eaichu said, sighing. “I had Khadgar close up last night…he was finishing up but Psio came in. Khadgar bragged how Psio lost the bet with me that my bank would last the year, competing with his own. Psio agreed with Khadgar…”

“I agree with Psio.” Rock agreed.

“Shut up.”

“Sorry.”

“But uh, anyway…” Eaichu rubbed his forehead, Rock was giving him a migraine. Or it was the mayo, “Psio said something to Khadgar like… ‘Look, there’s Pendant bending over!!’”

“WHERE!?” Rock screamed, almost jumping over the counter.

“Rock. That’s considered being a pedophile. A federal crime. There’s one year left…”

“Oh. When that year comes, the world will end.”

“Yeah. It will.” Eaichu grumbled.

“You agree?” Rock wondered if Eaichu agreed.

“…yes, I agreed.” Eaichu agreed, “But back to my pity story…Khadgar looked one way, then Psio snagged all of Khadgar’s far-shot photos of Pendant that Khadgar took himself, which were on Khadgar’s desk. There were other photos of all the other females of Fef as well, apparently…He took the photos hostage in exchange for $8000 dollars in my bank.”

“…and Khadgar agreed to his demands?”

“Unfortunately. Psio now has all of my bank’s money. He signed a legal document and everything withdrawing the money, so I can’t sue him.” Eaichu growled, “I never should’ve hired Khadgar as my teller.”

“I agree.” Rock agreed.

Eaichu noticed that his beverage’s glass was now empty. He coughed up the change for the drink, then got up from his chair and walked past the unconscious Neo, “Well, I’m going to go jump off a bridge. Later.”

“I agree.” Rock agreed.

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Eaichu looked down at the freezing river below him, while standing on a bridge. Cars drove past him slowly, with the snow starting to fall a little heavier. Eaichu looked deeper down into the river, leaning over the railing. He could see the shape of his reflection, and the moon’s close by.

He could feel all of the pain of his past inside him, coming back to attack him one last time. The Game Boy Color destruction, the original Game Boy…the Nintendo 64 that got thrown out his window by his friend Zephyr. Who at the time, was legally drunk. However, if you look at it in one way, he did society a favor. The Nintendo 64 decked Khadgar in the face, who was sitting in the bushes because he thought he was looking in at Pendant’s window, who was next door.

The freezing water of death below him was looking better and better.

But before Eaichu jumped onto the railing, a little figure with devil horns appeared on Eaichu’s left shoulder. It resembled Greth, one of Eaichu’s customers, quite well. It had headphones on and giggled, “I’ve got my veins tangled close…you are everything I want…cause you’re everything I’m not.

SOYOUGOTTAMAKEDAMNSUREANDIJUSTWANNABREAKYOUSOBADLY/
WEAREWEARESAYINGLYRICSTHATAREINAUDIBLE/
WELOVEWESOMETHINGOMARGLOL/”

“Oh God, is that Taking Back Sunday?” Eaichu could feel his eardrum explode in pain.

Then, another image of Greth appeared on his right, with angel wings.

“His hope dangles on a string/
like slow spinning/
redemption/”

“…Dashboard?” Eaichu didn’t like the fact he knew these bands. “THE EMO IS MAKING THIS EVEN WORSE!!”

“Kehkehkeh.” The Greths giggled, but were interrupted when a large flaming body fell from the sky and landed in the river, making a big splash. The context of flaming, FYI, is meant in relation to hot, fire. Not flaming as in Marcus. That’s usually italicized.

Marcus is flaming for men.

As opposed to:

The hot flaming body fell from the sky.

Eaichu now put his attention to what looked like the small meteor that fell from the sky, and landed in the river that he had just been planning on jumping in. The meteor however, looked like it was starting to surface…and the meteor had long, red hair.

“THE FLASHBACKS!! I CAN’T TAKE ‘EM ANYMORE! GETEMOUTGETEMOUTGETEMOUT!!!”

“Th-that’s a person!!” Eaichu gasped, and dived into the river with no hesitation, then swam to the panicking boy with flaming red hair.

Again, flaming. Not flaming.
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cool story bro


Good stuff. But with only a week left until Christmas, you have to write more. :wtf:
A NEW WORLD ORDER
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“Kehkehkeh.” The Greths giggled, but were interrupted when a large flaming body fell from the sky and landed in the river, making a big splash. The context of flaming, FYI, is meant in relation to hot, fire. Not flaming as in Marcus. That’s usually italicized.

Marcus is flaming for men.

As opposed to:

The hot flaming body fell from the sky.


I'm the best member of this board. B)
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There is a light that never goes out...

Khadgar? D:

Was funny, though :hmm:
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Inui
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Why does our root admin not know any of those famous Veterans from a long time ago like Karamello, Zagar, Khadgar, etc.
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Neo
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Tits and Ass

Why does the former Ex-Head Admin not know VA through AIM or the old forum. O wait....
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Dec 19 2006, 03:54 AM
Leon, one day I'm going to take a fork and find out what's swimming through that head of yours.

~ Kovu

I agree
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[ phantomHar0 ] +[ > U ]+ says:
dame's "useless", or....it's kinda like saying "sucks"
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dame also means 'chick' why am i not surprised
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Dec 19 2006, 05:31 AM
Kovu
Dec 19 2006, 03:54 AM
Leon, one day I'm going to take a fork and find out what's swimming through that head of yours.

~ Kovu

I agree

You agreed?


Err . . . yeah. Anyways, yay. It write something intelligent, but it's almost frikk'n 3 in the morning.
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Michael says:
-So....when worse comes to worse, how should I write -BlackLion out of the RP?
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-eaten by a lion
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-and the lion has a ">:3" face
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Neo
Dec 18 2006, 10:33 PM
Why does the former Ex-Head Admin not know VA through AIM or the old forum. O wait....

Knowing VanishingAssailant isn't something to brag about.
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Dec 19 2006, 02:42 PM
Neo
Dec 18 2006, 10:33 PM
Why does the former Ex-Head Admin not know VA through AIM or the old forum. O wait....

Knowing VanishingAssailant isn't something to brag about.

I agree
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dame's "useless", or....it's kinda like saying "sucks"
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