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| It's a FEF Life (X-Mas); Christmas Fic | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 5 2006, 08:41 PM (2,081 Views) | |
| Hystrix | Dec 19 2006, 02:44 PM Post #61 |
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Defender of Justice
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And Khadgar? |
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| Harmato | Dec 19 2006, 05:03 PM Post #62 |
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Khadgar always wins. |
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| Pendant | Dec 19 2006, 05:27 PM Post #63 |
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Praetor
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Brilliant. Really. Excluding Khadgar. |
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| Linoud | Dec 19 2006, 07:01 PM Post #64 |
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Knight of Seven
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Cool stuff.
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| Hollie | Dec 19 2006, 07:04 PM Post #65 |
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Resident Brit
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qft |
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| Admin | Dec 20 2006, 03:05 AM Post #66 |
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There is a light that never goes out...
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Obviously because these people lack penis. Or maybe, just maybe, I wasn't around on old FEFF, and if they didn't bother to stick around, I don't care about them?
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| Dragon_Sniper | Dec 21 2006, 03:25 PM Post #67 |
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chicks chicks chicks
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Geez, even I know who Khadgar and Zagar are. D= Brilliant stuff, Leon! ^^ |
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| Greth (OLD) | Dec 21 2006, 05:41 PM Post #68 |
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There is a light that never goes out...
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;_; CRAWLINGINMYSKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN |
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Has been known as: mrmastodon, Greth, MF Greth, L, Shu, Sailor Star Healer Voted most manly last time, and most underrated twice in a row, shit yeah! | |
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| Neo | Dec 23 2006, 07:36 PM Post #69 |
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Tits and Ass
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its almost christmas lawl |
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| Leon | Dec 23 2006, 07:39 PM Post #70 |
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GUUUUNDAAAAAAAM
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omg crap Applying to Colleges really suck. |
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| Harmato | Dec 24 2006, 11:11 AM Post #71 |
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Just so you know, people are betting whether you finish this in time.
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| Michael | Dec 24 2006, 02:52 PM Post #72 |
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JediSSJ
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Can I put money on "Not even close"? |
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| Leon | Dec 25 2006, 01:33 PM Post #73 |
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GUUUUNDAAAAAAAM
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Who completes stuff on time anymore? "Oh God...thanks for that," Garet said, back on land, with Eaichu above him, panting heavily and soaked. "I kinda forgot how to swim th--" Eaichu punched him in the face. Garet cried, but quickly realized he didn't feel much pain. His entire body had gone numb from the freezing water, and laying in the snow wasn't helping too much to regain his body temperature, "Wh-what was that for?" Garet whimpered, getting back up on his feet. "You stopped me from killing myself! Jerk!" Eaichu said, then started to cry with tears streaming down his face, "AAAAAHH!! THE EMO IS TAKING ME OVER!!" Garet looked confused as he watched the emo Eaichu sob, but Garet knew the perfect solution in this situation! He slapped him in the face. "GET A HOLD OF YOSELF MAN! Why kill yourself? Everyone in Fef loves you!" "What makes you say that?" Eaichu asked, dazed from the slap, not the freezing water. "I don't even know-huh?" He now realized he wasn't cold at all, he felt fairly warm right now, actually. His clothes were dry also, and so weren't Garet's. How can that be? If you jump into freezing water, you're usually cold and soaked. Usually. There have been some cases when people were simply wet and nippy, but no one cares about Black_Knight's absurd opinions. "Well, because uhh..." Garet scratched the back of his head, as if the answer was hiding around there somewhere, "Because I'm uh, Garet the angel?" "Yeah, and Marcus likes boobs." Eaichu rolled his eyes. FYI, Marcus indeed doesn't like boobs. I think. "What, you don't believe me?" Garet asked, but already knew the answer, "Look, I'll show you what Fef would look like without any Eaichu!! A daily day in Non-Existant-Eaichu-Fef!" "Neefef?" Eaichu asked, bobbing his head, "Sounds catchy." "No it doesn't." Garet agreed that it sounded catchy inside though. "Now watch, and pay attention! A day in Neefef!" Eaichu believed this Garet the angel to be crazy. But soon after Garet snapped his fingers, Eaichu believed he himself was crazy. Or it was the eggnog that was catching up on him. The world around him was spinning in circles, like on one of those rides at Six Flags. Except faster. And he couldn't stop it. He felt like he wanted to vomit, and vomit Eaichu did, on Garet's white robe. The spinning stopped, and the pair was now at Fef Square, with Garet looking down at his robe in disgust. "Is that mayo?" Garet asked, but didn't really want to know the answer. "I think so." "Ew." Now he knew the answer. Garet didn't like it. "Where are we?" Eaichu asked, "We were just down at the river...wait." Eaichu pointed at a sign in front of Fef City hall. "What does that say? Isn't it supposed to say Fef City Hall?" "It says Psioville." Garet answered. "Sounds ugly." "It does." Eaichu admitted, "Why Psioville? I'd think Pie-oh-Ville would sound better..." "Too many syllables." "They both have three." "Oh." Garet noticed this, and took several seconds to reflect. Afterwards, he tapped Eaichu on the shoulder, "That's beside the point. Look over there at the 7-11 across the street." Eaichu looked, and there at the parking lot was Karamello, Leon, and Garet standing around Karamello's Australian car. Which was the Oscar-Myer Weiner bus that had a kangaroo and wombat on top. The trio had a Big Gulp in hand, and none of them looked very happy. "Hey." Eaichu pointed at the Garet with a Big Gulp, "Isn't that you?" "Distant cousin." Garet shook his head, "He's inferior to me because he's Canadian. I'm much more dignified and manly becuase I am from Norway." "...Norway." Eaichu wanted to comment on that, but knew nothing would sound intellegent following up on that. "Hey." Karamello began a conversation with the simply three-letter word, and even with that, he sounded very frustrated. "What." Leon asked. He too sounded angry. "I have to admit something." Karamello gave a heavy sigh, "I...I don't mind Sephiroth667 or Khadgar." Explosions went across the battlefield, Germans were killed, tanks rolled in and atomic bombs exploded onto Japanese islands, Big Bird took down the Berlin Wall and Mexicans took down the border. It all happened in Eaichu's head but it was still pretty intense. "Really." Garet asked, uninterested. "Well I gotta admit something too." Leon began, raising a hand, "I am black." "No you're not." Karamello said. He finished his Big Gulp. "Yeah, you're right." Leon admitted, throwing his own Big Gulp into a trash can, "I was just trying to say something more intense than that." "Why would you try to compete with me?" Karamello asked. "Because Karamello..." Leon took in an even bigger breath than Karamello, "I believe you're an annoying Australian prick." Now Chuck Norris just punched Hulk Hogan in the face and Wayne's World was pulled off the air in Eaichu's mind. "Well. I don't like this anymore." Karamello grumbled, "From this day forth, Garemello is disbanded." Karamello stepped into his Australian Hot-Dog bus, and took off, leaving Canadian Garet and Leon alone. The remaining pair glanced at each other, then Canadian Garet suddenly threw his Big Gulp at Leon, making a critical hit. "I also like Khadgar. And I eat pizza frequently on my tricycle in Canada." Garet walked off, leaving Leon and the freezing Big Gulp on his head. "Maybe I'll go play an Xbox." Leon then left the parking lot site. Eaichu and Norway Garet now looked at each other, and Eaichu was speechless. The impossible had just happened. "H...how did this happen?" "Oh, even worse stuff has happened with you gone." Garet said, "Flame wars are all over the place. Look." The 7-11 parking lot wasn't deserted yet. Dragon Sniper and Kovu entered with flamethrowers on their backs and proceeded to light each other on fire. They then retreated to continue their battle at the Wal-Mart parking lot after Dragon Sniper made Kovu's mane catch on fire. "Oh God." |
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| Admin | Dec 25 2006, 07:09 PM Post #74 |
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There is a light that never goes out...
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Oh, I know who Black_Knight is! She was my favorite person! Interesting chapter. I'm expecting this done within the next... 5 hours? |
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| Bossadai | Dec 25 2006, 07:27 PM Post #75 |
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New Days
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Well. At least you're not giving up. ;3 |
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