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| It's a FEF Life (X-Mas); Christmas Fic | |
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| Leon | Jan 2 2007, 06:11 PM Post #91 |
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"Okay, so basically...Fef is going crazy because I never existed?" "Exactly." Norway Garet nodded in agreement to Eaichu's assumption on what was happening to his hometown. "Your bank was important to Fef, and so wasn't your presence. If there was no Eaichu at Fef...Psio would rule the place and it would become corrupt." "Wow." Eaichu blinked, this was all very surprising. "But why are we watching Pendant undress through her window?" The pair was indeed, sitting atop a rooftop with binoculars scoping down at Pendant's window to her apartment. Garet was drooling, while Eaichu was having second thoughts about this, "I feel dirty." "Quit your whining. You'll see why." Pendant was wearing bunny ears on, but what Eaichu noticed more was that her entire face was full of moles and he could smell her body odor from all the way up where he was. But it got even worse. "Is this okay, honey?" "OH GOD!" Eaichu almost threw up, Pendant's voice was HORRIBLE. It sounded like that one time when Eaichu accidently ran into a moose and it made this loud cry similar to EWWWWOWRRAGHAWWWWOOOOWAAAARRGOOOOOOITSOVER9000WOO but then it died. "Pendant is...unattractive!" "That's not even the best part." Garet said, who Eaichu now realized was drooling because he had blueberry pie in one of his hands, not because of Pendant. Eaichu looked back into his binoculars and shat bricks. "You look perfectly fine, hun." A man entered the scene of the window and proceeded to put the moves on Moley, smelly, moosey Pendant. It was the identity of the man that stunned Eaichu. "MARCUS IS STRAIGHT!?" "Unbelievable, no? Now look down there at the entrance to that club next to her apartment." Norway Garet was having a blast now. Eaichu did as his angel told him, and coughed, then shook his head in misbelief. "Air Grady is white? And graduated from Oxford?" "Please dear sir, I would like to be allowed to enter this club." Air Grady asked the big bouncer, Zephyr, while wearing sporting a tux and a spectacle. Zephyr frowned, "Sorry guy, but you're too smart to go to this club. You gotta be down with the times and..." "Come now, sport. Just let this happy-go-lucky-chap enter this club and get groovy with his inner self." "No." "Then I'm going to HAVE TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF...CROCHET!!" "Crow what?" Zephyr asked, confused, "Crow-que? Is that French?" Meanwhile, back up on the rooftop, Eaichu was even more confused than Zephyr. "How does my existance effect his race?" "I dunno. Ask Leon, he's the one who wrote this pathetic excuse of a story." Because it's there. "That's not even a real answer." Eaichu frowned at the author's reply. Garet shrugged his shoulders, "But if you really want to know things that mattered if you weren't there...your little brother, Kovu would have died in the waters, and Phil would have been arrested for supplying Thunder Priestess with Viagra instead of his daily dose of anti-depressents." "They can arrest you for that?" "Ask Leon." In Fire Emblem Fusion World, anything can happen. ANYTHING. "Can Karamello become mode and ban Sephiroth667?" Well, anything except that. "Can Khadgar sleep with Pendant? Willingly?" No. "Can Marcus stop talking about Super Smash Brothers?" ENOUGH OF THESE QUESTIONS. OR I WILL BELITTLE YOUR ROLE. "Ah, fine." Eaichu growled. Plotholes sucked. "Uh, anyway..." Garet coughed from that odd intteruption, "Titlyu also would've had to work on the streets as a drug dealer and all that stuff. Fef would suck and become Psioville." "Wow. How can I stop this?" "Take my hand." Eaichu took his hand in his, "AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE WORLD, SHINING SILVERY SPLENDER, DA DA DA...DADADADA DA DU DU DU DU DU DUUUUU." The heterosexual pair then jumped onto a magical carpet and flew above the city while singing in unison. "A whole new world~" Eaichu started singing, and his squeaky voice destroyed many objects made of glass. The pair then looked up at the night sky, and saw falling stars and made beautiful wishes and looked at the pretty star constilations. Eaichu was in awe, Garet was showing him a world he had never seen before. "'Kay, time's up." Garet looked at his watch then booted Eaichu off the magic carpet, and Eaichu was now skydiving down to one of Psioville's many concrete parks. Jaffar was waiting for him at the ground, holding a snake staff and wearing dark clothing and a funky looking hat. He gave an evil laugh and turned into a giant cobra (wtf) then ate Eaichu. "OH-OHMY GOD!!" Eaichu sat straight up in bed, in cold sweat. He then looked around him, and realized he was in his bedroom. It was morning, and the door was wide open. One of his offspring, Linoud, giggled in his pajamas as he ran down the stairs to the Christmas tree, but fell down the stairs and suffered a major concussion. But, his sister Lyn got a first aid-kit for Christmas and patched up her big brother just like new. Eaichu slowly walked down the stairs of his house to find his Christmas morning all shiny and pretty like in those old movies. His wife, Tiltyu, not a drug dealer gave him a big hearty hug full of love and warmth. Eaichu felt girly inside and stopped after several seconds because it felt weird. "So it was all a dream?" Eaichu asked. "Yeah. It was." Titlyu pretended she knew what her husband was talking about. He was drinking a bit last night and she found him reeking of booze on their bed. She didn't blame him though, he did have a nice party from the Bank after surviving the first year of his father's bank business with him running it, and buying out Psio's bank. "BAH-HUMBUG!" Psio entered the door, which counted as tresspassing, but no one cared. "I got a turkey for you fools if you beat me in Minesweep, Eaichu." "You're on." Eaichu said, smiling and being all happy Fef was back to normal. "What the hell? This is the ending?" Karamello growled, sitting in a theater at Fef. "So? What's wrong with it?" Leon asked the Austie. "It sucked. The thing was too short." "That's what your mom said last night when you slept with her." Garet said. He agreed with Karamello, but he had to take that opening. "Good one, Garet." Leon agreed. "I agree." Rock agreed. "How the hell did you get here?" Leon asked the Fef veteren who constantly asked for his Senior Dicsount whenever he shopped at the city. "I agree." Rock agreed. YAY MERRY CHRISTMAS I MEAN NEW YEARS I MEAN JEWISH HOLIDAY I MEAN... ...Merry...Christmas (Canada) |
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| Dragon_Sniper | Jan 2 2007, 06:31 PM Post #92 |
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chicks chicks chicks
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What? You didn't even use one of the most classic lines? "Look, daddy! Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." Well, other than that, it was great. ^.^ |
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| Tiaro | Jan 2 2007, 06:55 PM Post #93 |
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BOOM! Headshot.
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lol, Awful late, but that's okay. XP It's great, Leon! ^^ |
Brawl code: 1118-0273-4847
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| Psiwri | Jan 2 2007, 06:57 PM Post #94 |
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Too Many Words
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Eaichu, minesweeper flags on MSN nao.
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| Admin | Jan 2 2007, 11:57 PM Post #95 |
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There is a light that never goes out...
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That was as random as hell, lol |
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| PhantomZero | Jan 3 2007, 09:20 PM Post #96 |
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Swarley
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Win. Pure Win. (I wonder if Pendant's seen this yet. XDD) |
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| KamikazeLord | Jan 3 2007, 09:47 PM Post #97 |
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(☞  ̄3 ̄)☞
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Fuckin' awesome Leon. Fuckin' awesome. I loved the entire twisted story
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| Inui | Jan 4 2007, 05:40 PM Post #98 |
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Power of Flower
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ROFLMAO it's rock in the staff board for the past 3 years, pretty much |
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| Spartan-099 | Jan 4 2007, 05:44 PM Post #99 |
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I disagree |
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| Inui | Jan 4 2007, 05:46 PM Post #100 |
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Power of Flower
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[size=23]WHAT !![/size] |
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| Leon | Jan 4 2007, 05:50 PM Post #101 |
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GUUUUNDAAAAAAAM
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Crap. I'm going to have to ban all of you now and perform seppeku. |
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| Inui | Jan 4 2007, 05:52 PM Post #102 |
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Power of Flower
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good riddens fuck everyone and you too |
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| Spartan-099 | Jan 4 2007, 05:52 PM Post #103 |
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YAY! |
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| ravenfic | Jan 18 2007, 08:35 AM Post #104 |
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Cthulhu's First Mate
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XD!!!! Phil was portrayed very well. |
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| Nick | Jan 18 2007, 10:06 AM Post #105 |
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Nine and a half hours later that would have been a necropost
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