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teh bestest Soren fanfiction EVAR!; [Parody. PG13.]
Topic Started: Apr 7 2007, 10:35 PM (320 Views)
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Teh Bestest Soren Fanfiction Evar

An Asvel/Psychoswordlady Production.

Well, the first part of this little number is (a parody of) a sickeningly mushy scene between Ike and Soren. OMG KAWAII ^__^ LOLOLOL
But-- chapter 2, he gets some HETERO ACTION WITH ILYANA ZZOMG. Since it's a parodyfic... anything can happen. ;D
Second, let's make it clear that this is a PARODYFIC. Joke. Laugh. Funny. Possibly make you puke. But still funny. Don't get offended, this isn't targeting you. lol.
And third, this is also on my FFN account, I AM Psychoswordlady, so no whining about "omg i saw dis already on fanfiction!!!1!" kay? Kay.

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Chapter 1: Ike, I Need Hooters
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Ike sat down next to Soren. "How are you today, sweetie-poo?"

"Just fine, sugarbuns. Except for the fact that you're the only person who likes me."

The mercenary cuddled the little mage. "Aww, Soren, I love you enough for fifty people."

"But it's not enough! I'm still slightly suicidal, and I'm still missing my favorite Good Charlotte album. Woe and angst is me!"

"But Soren, love will cheer you up! At least it said so in that crap romance novel I read with the suicidal prostitute and the drug dealer pimp."

Soren clung to the swordsman. "Okay. I believe you."

They sat there for a while, with Soren listening to Ike's heartbeat and thinking mushy thoughts. Ike sneezed. Soren slapped him. So Ike repressed his sneezes and killed a few brain cells. Because holding your sneezes in does that to you.

"Ike. I just thought of something I needed to tell you."

"What is it, Soren?"

"Ike, I'm leaving you."

"W... What?! Why?!" Ike clung to the mage tighter. "But we said forever!"

Soren looked dismayed. "Ike, I just can't be with you anymore."

"Give me a reason, Soren... please..."

The raven-haired boy took a deep breath. "Ike, I need hooters."

Ike's stare went blank. "...Hooters?"

"Yeah. You know... boobs. Those things on a girl. That's why I can't be with you. You don't have them."

"That's a stupid reason."

"Too bad, Ike. I like girls."

"But...! You slept with me!"

Soren sighed. "I was drunk, Ike. What do you expect me to do when a certain mercenary captain laces my Kool-Aid with Jack Daniels?"

"For the record, it was Jose Cuervo."

"WhatEVER!" shouted Soren. "I was drunk to begin with. Whatever the case, I'm leaving."

"But... Soren, I... thought you were... kind of... um... gay...?"

"What would make you think that?!" yelled Soren, stuffing his lacy pink underwear into his bag. "I'm as straight as can be. Goodbye, Ike. I hope Oliver rapes you."

A few seconds passed. "Yeah, well... screw you too." But to Ike's dismay, our favorite young magician was already out the door and on the road.

Chapter 2 coming soon. =D
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But I love Soren x Ike...

Nice job, Asvel. ^^
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Apr 8 2007, 04:02 AM
But I love Soren x Ike...

Nice job, Asvel. ^^

It's gonna parody EVERYTHING Soren. I like IkeSoren too X3
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It got a few snickers outta me. Me likes it, though.
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