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Fire Emblem Behind the Scenes/ Boopers/; Director's Cut/ Paradies(FEFF version)
Topic Started: Apr 10 2007, 08:51 PM (572 Views)
mr_e_s


Well, I actually do know lots of people, IRL, but none of them can convince me things like Walter.

Walter could convince me I was gay while I was sleeping with a supermodel.

I'll post one of my pupil's a lil later here, this is off-topic, which I'm usually all for, but not in a boopers topic!

Is nothing sacred?
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Kieran: rival!
Oscar: Oh hello Kieran-
Kieran: I challenge you to a duel!
Oscar: I summon the dark magician!
Kieran: Not that kind of duel imbecile!
Oscar: Sorry I don't have a Nintendo dual screen-
Kieran: Not that kind of duel!
Oscar: Sorry, but I'm straight-
Kieran: Not that kind of duel!
Oscar: Oh… then what?
Kieran: A duel of swords, a duel of justice. A duel for the love of Elincia. A duel of bordom. A duel of power. A duel of meaning. A duel of truth a duel of-
Oscar: *stabs Kieran*
Kieran: Ahh! My sword, my justice, my elincia, my boredom, my meaning, my truth- dies
Oscar: Your life points went to zero and Mist will not cast level 3 life on you!-Fantasy(Foudrin)
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Calill: Yoo-hoo! You there! Young man! I have business with the general of
this army. Would you convey a message?

Ike: Who are you?

Calill: ...Who am I? What kind of low-born greeting is that? My name is
Calill, and I am a first-class mage.

Ike: And what would a "first-class" mage want with this army?

Calill: What's your problem? You look as if you don't believe me! Well, I
suppose I can't hold that against you... It's not often you find
beauty like this coupled with intelligence like mine. But it's true
nonetheless.

Ike: A mage, huh? Well, I guess you can never have too many mages lying
around.

Calill: Oh, and as a bonus, I'm quite skilled with a knife, as well. Beauty,
brains, and brawn... Sigh! The goddess has seen fit to put the
abilities of three people into one delectable package. Sounds like
favoritism, doesn't it? ...Um...hellooooo? Are you listening to me?
There's a beautiful woman talking!

Ike: Yeah, the point is that you want to join the Crimean army, right? How
much are you planning to charge?

Calill: Well, aren't you the little businessman? Let's see... How does free
sound?

Ike: Suspicious. What's the catch?

Calill: I like my fees to be based on performance. Watch how I do in combat,
and make me an offer. Depending on what it is, I'll decide whether or
not to grace you with my assistance.

Ike: You're not lacking for confidence, are you?

Calill: Of course not! I already told you, I'm a first-class mage.

Ike: ...

Jill: Is that you, Calill?

Calill: Oh my god! It's Jill! It's been soooooo long!

Ike: ...Jill? You know this person?

Jill: Of course! We... well...

Calill: Don't be embarassed! We have an awesome singing routine!

Soren: General Ike! We're approaching a Daein army!

Ike; Let's hear it.

Soren: ...Ike? Are you listening?

Jill: Don't wanna be a Daein idiot.
Don't want a nation that under the new media.

Calill: And can you hear the sound of priests prayin'?
They want to be liberated from Daein.

Both: Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Propaganda dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to fly you.

Calill: Well maybe I'm the ****head Daein

Jill: I'm not a part of a Sub-human agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.

Calill: And sing along in the age of paranoia.

Ike: Yeah!

Soren: IKE! FOCUS!

Daein soldier: *stabs Rhys*

Both: Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Propaganda dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to fly you.

Jill: Don't wanna be a Daein idiot.
Don't want a nation controlled by Ashnard

Calill: Military nation of hysteria.
We'll liberate it, but it's gonna be ha-ard.

Ike: Word!

Soren: *defending against about 50 Daein soldiers* Ike... some orders here?

Soldier: *shoots Titania*

Both: Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Propaganda dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to flyyyyyyy you-ou-ou-ou...

Ike: ...

Jill: Did you like it?

Soren: *is dead*

Ike: You're hired.-royishere
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There is a light that never goes out...

that wasnt funny. at all.

here, let me make some up.

______

Hector: Damn! How are supposed to get over those mountains?
Florina: Well, I can fly.
Canas: Maybe we should walk around them sir?
Hector: No no no, there's too little time for that.
Florina: I, er, can fly?
Bartre: We could dig under the mountains, sir.
Hector: No, that will never do. We'd get too dirty.
Erk: They're cold moutains sir, maybe we could melt them?
Hector: Hm... no, then we;d drown.
Erk: Oh, right.
Florina: I can FLY.
Kent: I say we brave it, like men.
Hector: I agree, Kent. Florina, we're going to have to kill your pegasus for it's meat if we plan to survive.
Florina: D:

---
Eliwood: Marcus, is that a lance in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

---
Matthew: Y'know, Jaffar, it's really hard not to steal all of the stuff in Merlinus' caravan...
Jaffar: ... ...
Matthew: I know, that's what I'm saying!

---
Ninian: I love you... Eliwood...
Eliwood: I love you too Ninian...
Ninian: Eliwood-- there's something I have to tell you.
Eliwood: Fuck, you're not pregnant, are you?
Ninian: No! No no no...
Eliwood: Oh thank god... then what?
Ninian: Well, last night when you were really drunk...
Eliwood: I's pretty foggy... but I know. We did it.
Ninian: Well... does your ass hurt at all?
Eliwood: :blink:

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Rolf: Shinon can see far beyond enemy lines, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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loool @ the lance :tom:
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Gentle Water, Crashing Waves

Poor Florina. XD
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nigga please
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Oliver: I have you now, heron!
Reyson: Oh snap!
Oliver: Now I'll-Urk!
Reyson: ....Duke Tanas?
Ike: I'm here to rescue y-Holy crap! What did you do to him?
Reyson: I didn't do anything, He just grabbed me, and then he-
Ike: You killed him with your bare hands? I guess Shinon was right about laguz!
Reyson: No, I think he had a heart attack.
Ike: You attacked his heart and made it explode? You monster!
Reyson: No, he died because he was obese.
Ike: What do you have against fatties?
Reyson: Nothing, I was just say-
Ike: So what if he's tubby, or large?
Reyson: I don't have a-
Ike: So what if he's a grotesque-looking pile of lard?
Reyson: Lok, just let me fin-
Ike: So what if he's a hideous monstrosity, so deformed and overweight that not even the ugliest servant wench would dare to wander near his nether regions?
Reyson:...Done?
Ike: Yep.
Reyson: Okay, see, I didn't hurt him at all.
Ike: A likely story, I'm booking you.
Reyson: You're a cop?
Ike: Well...I'd like to be.
Reyson: Is there anyone else I can talk to?
Ike: C'mon, we're going down to the station.
*Ike starts making siren noises*
Reyson: Unhand me!
Ike: Never, you're gonna-Urk!
Reyson: Huh...heart attack. Maybe I do cause them.
Titania: Ike, did you need som-Holy crap! What did you do to him?
Reyson: Oh man, not again.-mr_e_s(sensei)
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<<>>

Soren: That's it, Mist turned me down, I hate life, I'm going to kill myself!
*starts slitting his wrists*
Mist: Soren! I thought about it, and I'd love to go out with you!
Soren: That's great!
*stops cutting his wrists*
Soren: This is great, I'm gonig to live a happy life, after all!
*a Blue light flashes around Soren*
Soren: Oh no! Adept!
*dies*-mr_e_s(sensei)
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There is a light that never goes out...

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Hector: Damn! How are supposed to get over those mountains?
Florina: Well, I can fly.
Canas: Maybe we should walk around them sir?
Hector: No no no, there's too little time for that.
Florina: I, er, can fly?
Bartre: We could dig under the mountains, sir.
Hector: No, that will never do. We'd get too dirty.
Erk: They're cold moutains sir, maybe we could melt them?
Hector: Hm... no, then we;d drown.
Erk: Oh, right.
Florina: I can FLY.
Kent: I say we brave it, like men.
Hector: I agree, Kent. Florina, we're going to have to kill your pegasus for it's meat if we plan to survive.
Florina:  D:

ROFL
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Tony is basically my hero now. xP



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Dozla's a creep, he challenged Rennac to a masturbation contest.

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And so is Reaver. xP
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Thanks Diagon :3
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Kieran: Hiya! Oh god my face!
Rhys: Actually, the line is that it's only a flesh wound.
Kieran: MY ****ING FACE!
Rhys: Oh...is there a healer in the house?
Kieran: HEAL ME, RHYS!
Rhys: Oh right, you know, it's funnny, I forgot I was a healer for the moment, isn't it silly how things like that happen?
Kieran: BLOOD LOSS!
Rhys: Right, right, uhhh...Heal! Heal! Oh, I guess the staff ran out of uses, I should really check these things more often, or get a notebook or something.
Kieran: HELP...me...
Rhys: Well, I think I have another staff in my tent, be right back.
Kieran: Hurry.
*an hour later*
Rhys: Kieran, I'm back! Sorry about that, Mia wanted me to judge whether some swimsuits looked good on her or not, so I got tied down for a little while, but here I am! Ow wait, you're dead, oh well.
*after the next battle Soren is giving Ike his report*
Ike: Wait, I didn't even see Kieran fight, how'd he die?
Soren: I think he died in his support conversation with Rhys.
Ike: Wow, Rhys is bad-ass!
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Phail.
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