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Pokemon: Blood Version
Topic Started: Apr 11 2007, 07:32 PM (242 Views)
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Lance was a man of power. He built his strength and climbed the ranks of the world of Pokemon, vowing to do so using the strongest types: Dragons. Starting with a simple Dratini, he eventually attained a Dragonite and dominated all of the Gym Leaders, eventually taking control of the Elite Four. His power increased and, eventually, he was defeated by two particular individuals.

Gary and Ash, two boys strait out of Pallet Town, to the south. Gary with his surprisingly strong Eevee and Ash with his ridiculous Pikachu. Not even his trusty Dragonite could take them down. At least, not in a one on one battle. No longer was Lance the most powerful pokemon trainer in the world. There were two that were better. Two that were stronger.

They were only stronger in a one on one fight, though. Pikachu could take on any of Lance's pokemon, by itself. But what if there was a way? A way to use all six of the pokemon on your belt at once? A way to override the pokesystem that disallows multiple pokemon use at once? No. Of course there wasn't a way. That would just be. Ridiculous.

He smiled when he arrived at this house. It was Misty's place, in Cerulean City. Making sure his handgun had enough ammo for a few more shots, he kicked open the door to see a shocking surprise. Brock, leader of the Pewter City Gym having sexual relations with Misty, leader of Cerulean. Not showing his shocked nature, he simply held the gun to the two, who quickly pulled away from each other.

"Who the fuck do you think you are?" Brock yelled, pulling up his briefs. Misty jumped for the waterbed and covered up her overly large chest, though Lance could still see a good share of titties.

Lance held the gun to Brock. "I'm Lance. Pleased to meet you. Where's Ash?"

"I'm not telling you a damn thing!" Brock yelled. At that moment, the gun changed targets. Not to Misty. No. To Brock's testicular area. "You're an asshole."

"You have five seconds."

"I'm not telling you shit!"

"Four."

"Get the fuck out of here!"

"Three."

"Fuck you!"

"Time's up!"

"What?"

Pow. Right in the balls. And in a second, Brock and Misty's relationship was over.

"Now," Lance continued, aiming at Misty. "I can keep doing this or you can tell me where Ash is."

"You didn't," Brock began. "You didn't even. Agh. Didn't even. Get. To one!"

"Five." Lance said.

"Fine!" Brock said. "He's. He's in Pallet Town."

"I already went to Pallet," Lance said. "He's not home."

"Oh!" Misty said. "He's probably at Gary's!"

"Why would he be at Gary's house?" Lance asked.

"Ash and Gary's sister have casual sex every Tuesday." she said.

"Alright!" Lance said. "You two. Put your clothes on. We're heading to Pallet Town."

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"Where are you going?" Gary's sister asked Ash as he zipped up his jeans.

"I need a smoke," he replied. "But I know your mom's rules on smoking inside. I can respect that."

"She also has a rule about no anal sex inside."

Ash smiled and turned to Gary's sister, beautiful as can be. "Yeah, well. I can't respect that one."

He lit up and was about to open the door to head to the backyard when the front door slammed open. It was Lance, Brock and Misty. Brock's pants were bloody. This could only mean one of two things.

"Ash, I have an offer to make you," Lance said. And that settled it. Ash knew, then and there, why Brock's pants were bloody.

"Yeah?" he asked. At that moment, Gary's sister left the room, with the sheets wrapped around her body.

"Man, Tuesdays are slammin' aren't they?" Lance laughed. "Ash. I want you to join Team Nova."

"Team Nova? Is that like a ripoff of Team Rocket?"

"No."

"Team Aqua or Magma?"

"No, we have a completely different goal in mind." Lance said. "Team Rocket just wants to increase their sphere of influence. They're a mafia, they want to control the pokemon trade. Team Magma wants to cover the world in land, so that humanity can continue living on forever. Team Aqua wants to cover it in water so that pokemon can live forever. Team Nova? We don't want any of that petty shit. We want nothing more than the total destruction of all who do not follow us."

"You're worse than all of them." Ash said.

"We have bigger goals, bigger dreams! And we have the capability to do it. We are more powerful than Rocket, Magma and Aqua combined!"

"I'm calling you out on that," Ash said. "I took down Team Rocket. You think you can beat me?"

"Yeah."

"You couldn't before."

"Before we do this," Lance said. "I'm giving you one last chance to join. If we battle, then you are our enemy, and I will be forced to kill you. So. Join us?" He said this, while pointing the gun to Brock's head.

Ash looked at Brock, who flinched at the gun to his head. They made eye contact and Brock simply nodded.

"Lance." Ash said. "Fuck you." At that, the gun went off, and Brock, Leader of Pewter Gym, fell to the floor, dead. "Pikachu! Go!" At that, Pikachu jumped out from the other room and shot a bolt of electricity at Lance, who dodged the shock. He then threw four pokeballs out.

"Four? You can't use four at once! The Pokesystem won't allow it!" Misty yelled.

At that moment, Aerodactyl, Dragonite, Dragonaire and a red Gyrados appeared. Pikachu shot a bolt of thunder at Gyrados, knocking it out. After a few seconds, though, Pikachu took two Hyper Beams and a Rock Slide, knocking him out. Ash backed up against the wall. He didn't have his pokebelt, it was in Gary's sister's room. And even if he did, he couldn't take all three of these at once with only one of his pokemon. Somehow Lance managed to override the system that disallows the battling of more than one pokemon simultaneously.

"Ash!" Misty called out, stealing the handgun from Lance's pocket and throwing it towards him. Ash caught it and shot right for Lance's face. Aerodactyl jumped in front and took the bullet to the head. Regardless of how rockhard his face's skin was, it was no match for the bullet. Aerodactyl hit the ground, dead.

"Damn!" Lance yelled, turning and running. Ash took this moment to shoot Dragonaire in the head and then he turned it towards Dragonite, who bowed to Ash. Ash knew, at that moment, that the pokemon fighting for Team Nova did not want to. They were being forced to, for their own lives. And this Dragonite knew that Ash was the one to take them down. That's why it was willing to fight for him.

Ash then turned to the red Gyrados, who was fainted. "What about him?" he asked. "Will he help me?" Dragonite nodded. "Fine. Misty. We have to get Pikachu to a pokemon center to heal him up. I need to find out how the hell Team Nova is able to use multiple pokemon at once. That's the only way to stop them."

"Ash, the only way to find out is to infiltrate one of their many hideouts." Misty said. "We stopped at one in Pewter on the way here. I can tell you where it is."

"Good," Ash said. "When we get Pikachu healed up, I'll give him that handgun. He knows how to use it. Gary's sister?"

"Yes, Ash?" Gary's sister replied.

"Does your dad have a shotgun around here anywhere?"
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My thoughts on the matter exactly.
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Lulz. I was hoping for Barney to get shot, but it's pretty funny.
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lmao when did misty have a "overly large chest"? I assume youre being sarcastic.

Pretty funny shit though. Make sure to have lots more violence :D
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"This is it," Ash said, holding the shotgun in his left hand, over his left shoulder. "It won't be easy in there, Pikachu. Think you can handle it?"

Pikachu just looked up at Ash and rolled his eyes.

"Good." Ash said, holding the shotgun to the door and blasting said door wide open. There stood a man and a Pidgeotto. Pikachu shocked the Pidgeotto and Ash put the shotgun to the guy's stomach, shot him, and allowed his bloody intestines to spill into the hallway. The blast was loud, and echoed through the entire building.

"Here they come, you ready?" Ash asked, rhetorically, cocking his shotgun once more.

Around the corner came a beedrill, shot in the had with Pikachu's pistol. Then was a Rhyhorn, charging quickly. Even though he was built of rock, he couldn't take a shotgun shell to the face. Few could.

Then there were two more, an Arbok and a Scyther.

Arbok, a giant cobra, pounced towards pikachu, who shot a bullet, missing. The snake bit down hard into Pikachu's right shoulder and began constricting him with its body.

Ash was holding steady as the Scyther, an overly large Praying Mantis with razor sharp scythes for arms, approached quickly and mercilessly. When it got close, Ash was ready to blast its guts against the wall behind him. However, something unexpected happened. A searing pain overcame his eyes and he realized that a purple goo, poison from the Arbok, was all over his face. In pain, Ash fell to the ground, unable to see. When he heard the steps in front of him, presumably Scyther, he shot towards where he thought was the head. He heard a screech and knew he didn't kill it, but that he had some time. He felt around in his pack for a Full Heal, finally pricked a needle, and was able to see again.

With no time to spare as well. The Scyther was charging him again. Ash held the shotgun and prepared to fire when it screeched such a horrid screech. In pain, Ash flinched, but tried to hold the shotgun steady. It was too late, though, the oversized bug knocked the shotgun out of his hands. It then began stabbing randomly as Ash dodged left, right and center. Finally, though, he tripped over something and fell to the ground, looking up at the bug with, essentially, two swords.

"Shit," Ash said, until he realized what he tripped over. Pikachu's gun. He reached for it, but the Scyther stepped on his right hand. His fingers were touching the gun, but it wasn't enough. Ash looked up to see two blades coming down hard. He jerked his head forward a little, allowing them to both stick to the ground. He then used his left hand to punch at the leg standing on his right hand. He heard a crunch, and the Scyther jumped back. Ash pushed himself forward, grabbed the gun and held it up. The Scyther was preparing a slash, which was feet away from landing.

Right between the eyes, Scyther caught the bullet. It was knocked back and hit the ground, dead. Ash then stood up and looked at the Arbok, completely constricting Pikachu. He couldn't shoot, the bullet would kill his friend as well.

"Who the hell are you?" came a voice. It was the owner of the Arbok and Scyther, probably also the other pokemon that Ash and Pikachu killed.

"Not your friend," Ash said, simply, holding up the gun to the man. The man tried to pull out a weapon but was shot once in the chest and once in the face. Ash then turned back to Arbok, trying to figure out what to do. His question was answered, though, when the snake jerked in pain and a surge of yellow electricity surrounded him and the area near him. Arbok fainted and Pikachu emerged from the grasp that it had on him.

"I think those are all the guards here," Ash said. "Let's figure out how this Team Nova is able to use multiple pokemon at once."

Ash and Pikachu eventually found a computer. "All we have to do is hack into the server so we can find out where they keep all their documents." Ash began typing on the keyboard nonstop, saying "mhm," now and again, making Pikachu believe he was doing something productive.

Finally, Ash figured it out. "Okay," he said. "Now I just have to download this program onto my flash drive and then I can put it on my pokebelt to override the Singularity Secruity. Perfect! Alright, Pikachu, you ready?"

"Pika," the yellow mouse said in a surprisingly low pitched, manly voice for such a small mouse.

Ash turned around to see Gary, his high school rival, and the first person to defeat Lance in a pokemon duel. Gary was always stronger than Ash up until right after Ash was able to beat Lance. Gary was the most difficult trainer Ash ever had to face.

"The fuck are you doin' here?" Ash asked.

"I'm here for you, dick clown." Gary said, smiling. "You figured out how to use multiple pokemon?"

"I'm not telling you how, Gary." Ash said. "That's too much power for someone I don't trust."

"And why should we let you have it?"

"Because I'm the only one who knows how to use it." Ash said. "If you don't let me have it, then the only people that will have it will be Team Nova, who will definitely use it for bad. You gonna kill me? Fine, go ahead. Ensure the doom of our entire world."

"Both of you, shut up," came a voice of a very well respected man, by all but Ash. It was Giovanni, leader of Team Rocket, the mafia of pokemon that Ash took down single handedly. That was, of course, back in the day when even the bad guys played by the rules. Because of that, it was possible for one man to make a difference in a huge organization of pokemon abuse. Giovanni had a great respect for Ash, for being able to do what he did a few years back.

"Giovanni?" Ash asked. The man approached from behind Gary. "Still doin' the whole Team Rocket thing? I thought you guys disbanded?"

"That's what I told you, yeah," Giovanni said. "But you didn't honestly expect a mob boss to tell you the truth?"

"I thought you guys prided yourselves on that."

"Nah."

"Alright then," Ash said. "My bad. What do you want from me? I already told Gary, I'm not telling you, of all people, how to use more than one pokemon in a battle."

"And I wouldn't ask you to," Giovanni said. "You pride yourself on principles, I respect that. And I know as well as you that Team Rocket isn't necessarily a 'good guy' organization."

"You read my mind." Ash was still holding his shotgun, just in case.

"However," the mob boss said. "We face an evil far greater than Team Rocket. In fact, do you remember Team Magma and Aqua?"

"Yeah, they were pretty stupid and misguided," Ash said. "Definitely wrong in their ideas."

"Yeah, well, this Team Nova," Giovanni began. "They're worse than all three of us combined. They're powerful, smart and they want nothing but total destruction. That being said, it'll take more than some kid and his trusty pikachu to bring these guys down. They're going to use an army against you."

"Then I'll kill an army of pokemon," Ash said. "Whatever they bring, I'll take down. I'll stop at nothing to kill Lance."

"You're bold, Ash, but you're stupid. You'll need help, and I'm willing to give it to you. Not for a price, and not for that information. I just want the honor of being the one to shoot that dirty scumbag Lance between the eyes."

Ash stood there for a minute in silence. He knew he couldn't take down Nova on his own. He'd need help. "Deal. What do you need me to do?"

"Team Magma and Team Aqua aren't evil. They're wrong, they're stupid and they're bad, but they're not completely evil. Both of them fight for the preservation of something, be it pokemon or humanity, while Nova fights for the destruction of both. They'll be willing to join our cause. Ash, without that information on how to Override the Singularity Security, Team Rocket alone won't be able to take down Nova. Even with Aqua and Magma by our sides it will be a tough fight, but it will be possible. I want you and Gary to unite Magma and Aqua to fight under us to defeat Team Nova."

"I'm supposed to work with this douchebag again?" Ash asked.

"Shut up, dick clown!" Gary yelled.

"You already used that one," Ash said.

"No I didn't."

"Yes, you did, a few minutes ago."

"Shut up!" Giovanni yelled. "You two are idiots, incompatible and overly competetive. But you know what? You're the best there are, so deal with each other. Gary. I want you to use my Nidoking. This is sort of my way of keeping watch on you."

"Yes sir," Gary said. Giovanni handed Gary a pokeball which, presumably, had a Nidoking in it.

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"Sir, Gary has also declined our invitation to join. He killed the messenger we sent."

"Damn it," Lance said, sitting at one end of a long table, petting his Dratini, a small snake like dragon. "So we don't have Ash or Gary on our team. We'll just have to kill them."

"There's a problem," the man interrupted. "Ash and Gary have formed an alliance."

"Bullshit," Lance said. "They hate each other! Hell, Ash is fucking Gary's sister!"

"Gary doesn't know about that, sir," the man said. "And they don't want to work together. They are because Ash is now working for Team Rocket to defeat us."

"Never thought I'd see the day," Lance said. "Where Ash would join the forces of evil. I have an idea. If Ash and Gary are our biggest threats, we'll attack them where it hurts."

"Their groin?"

"No," Lance said. "It'll hurt much more than that."
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