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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 20 2007, 08:36 PM (798 Views) | |
| Reaver | Jul 20 2007, 08:36 PM Post #1 |
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Troll
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Baby we don't stop until I say "when", and in Latin "when" means cum. I wish I was DNA Helicase, then I could unzip your genes. |
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| Kombat_911 | Jul 20 2007, 08:38 PM Post #2 |
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if i had a library card id check u out |
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| Kombat_911 | Jul 20 2007, 08:39 PM Post #3 |
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fuck me if im wrong, but havent we met before? |
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| Kombat_911 | Jul 20 2007, 08:42 PM Post #4 |
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"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" Are you free tonight or will it cost me? do you wash your panties with windex? cuz i can really see myself in em |
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| Bossadai | Jul 20 2007, 08:56 PM Post #5 |
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New Days
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"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package." |
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| Minstrel | Jul 20 2007, 08:59 PM Post #6 |
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Hockey mom
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My mom works for UPS!
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| Bossadai | Jul 20 2007, 09:01 PM Post #7 |
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New Days
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;o |
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| Reaver | Jul 20 2007, 09:06 PM Post #8 |
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Troll
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Is that a lighter in your pocket, cause baby your ass is on fire! |
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| Bossadai | Jul 20 2007, 09:10 PM Post #9 |
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New Days
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You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me! *Hits head on desk* |
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| Kombat_911 | Jul 20 2007, 09:21 PM Post #10 |
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was that even a pick up line? |
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| Reaver | Jul 20 2007, 09:21 PM Post #11 |
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Troll
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Girl you're like a dictionary, you give meaning to my life. |
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| Booker T | Jul 20 2007, 09:24 PM Post #12 |
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wat u lookin' at foo?
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Girl, I want to be your problem set because then I'd be hard and you'd have to do me on the desk. Girl, your feet must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day. I gotta call a cop, cuz it's cuz to be illegal to look that good. Wanna do the integral of 2x d-x from 10 to 13? Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout. If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me? Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I kinda got lost in your eyes... They say there are like 300 bones in your body. Want another? Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
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| Feez | Jul 20 2007, 09:27 PM Post #13 |
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Ebullient Future
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So does Lukaz. And that's not a good thing.
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| Santi | Jul 20 2007, 09:29 PM Post #14 |
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Da Niggaz Leader
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if you were a pokemon i'd choose you
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| Reaver | Jul 20 2007, 09:33 PM Post #15 |
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Troll
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Girl I swear you're my parking ticket, you're looking fine!
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