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Post a Bad Pick-Up Line
Topic Started: Jul 20 2007, 08:36 PM (798 Views)
Reaver
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Baby we don't stop until I say "when", and in Latin "when" means cum.

I wish I was DNA Helicase, then I could unzip your genes.
Neon,June 8 2005
07:34 PM
@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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Kombat_911
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if i had a library card id check u out
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Kombat_911
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fuck me if im wrong, but havent we met before?
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"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

do you wash your panties with windex? cuz i can really see myself in em
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Bossadai
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New Days

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
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Hockey mom

Wolf O'Donnell
Jul 20 2007, 08:56 PM
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

My mom works for UPS! :psypoke:
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New Days

;o
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Is that a lighter in your pocket, cause baby your ass is on fire!
Neon,June 8 2005
07:34 PM
@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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Bossadai
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You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!

*Hits head on desk*
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Wolf O'Donnell
Jul 21 2007, 02:10 AM
You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!

*Hits head on desk*

was that even a pick up line?
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Girl you're like a dictionary, you give meaning to my life.
Neon,June 8 2005
07:34 PM
@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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Booker T
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wat u lookin' at foo?

Girl, I want to be your problem set because then I'd be hard and you'd have to do me on the desk.

Girl, your feet must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day.

I gotta call a cop, cuz it's cuz to be illegal to look that good.

Wanna do the integral of 2x d-x from 10 to 13?

Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.

If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?

Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I kinda got lost in your eyes...

They say there are like 300 bones in your body. Want another?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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Lulu
Jul 20 2007, 06:59 PM
Wolf O'Donnell
Jul 20 2007, 08:56 PM
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

My mom works for UPS! :psypoke:

So does Lukaz. And that's not a good thing. :psypoke: :psypoke:
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Da Niggaz Leader

if you were a pokemon i'd choose you :psypoke:
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Girl I swear you're my parking ticket, you're looking fine! :valter:
Neon,June 8 2005
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@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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