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My life away from the forum
Topic Started: Sep 11 2007, 12:09 AM (490 Views)
Kamaitachi
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Oddly enough, that month I spent without internet was...fairly awesome.

I actually had a social life. It mostly consisted of going to this place in Fairfax called Bridges, where I'd play pool and drink beer with my close friends.

I even got in a bar fight there one night. Well, it wasn't really a bar fight, it was more like I clocked a guy in the face and got thrown out by security.

Why'd I deck this guy?

Well, I have a female friend. We were all playing pool together, and he kept saying things like "If I make this shot, you have to show me your breasts" and various things like that. A lot of terrible things were said, and I won't repeat them simply because of the number of young kids that are on this forum.

In short, he grabbed her wrist at one point and basically said "No, you gotta do it, cuz you're my bitch!"

And I stepped in between them, asking "What did you just say?"

"I said" he replied, getting right up in my face "she's. my. bitch."

So I punched him, knocking him over the pool table.

Needless to say, we still see him around, and we're all friendly, but he always looks at me warily, in case I punch him again.

But I digress.

I also picked up a second job. Why? I went in to visit one of my friends at Outback Steakhouse. I was drinking a beer.

I was telling a work-related horror story, and the manager handed me an application and said "You're going to work here"

There's a distinct irony in this situation: I'm a vegetarian working at a slaughterhouse. I'm reminded of this constantly when the expo-manager places bacon bits in my hand as a present, and I give him a sad face. The question this raises is then: Since I don't eat steak, I'm not considered very manly...but I work in a steakhouse...and I get in barfights, and can outdrink any of you (except, possibly, Linoud). Where do I stand on the manliness scale?

I'm rambling because I'm bored. I think I'll just stop here.
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Kovu
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I need to see more of you on the internet.

.. wait. I need to see more of myself on the internet.

Anyway, good on you. Your choice of actions were correct in my view. The guy had it coming.

Anyway, you're manly enough. Not that you're overly so. I don't see being a vegetarian as a non-manly act. That's a stupid.. well, I don't even think I can call it a stereotype it's so bad. Not that being manly makes you any better than anyone else.

Anyway. Hope to chat with you on MSN when I get my compy back. ^^

~ Kovu

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Harmato


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Sep 11 2007, 01:14 AM
I need to see more of you on the internet.

.. wait. I need to see more of myself on the internet.

Anyway, good on you. Your choice of actions were correct in my view. The guy had it coming.

Anyway, you're manly enough. Not that you're overly so. I don't see being a vegetarian as a non-manly act. That's a stupid.. well, I don't even think I can call it a stereotype it's so bad. Not that being manly makes you any better than anyone else.

Anyway. Hope to chat with you on MSN when I get my compy back. ^^

~ Kovu

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These last edited v things are stupid. I wish I could turn them off.

Uncheck the edit by thing before you finish editing. >_>;

Kamai's rambles are top-tier.
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There is a light that never goes out...

Kamai, you are a special case, your own form of manliness. You can't be categorized like normal people.

But gj getting in a Bar fight, and I hope working at a steak house shows you how awesome Steak is.
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Feez
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To be quite honest, I don't believe any of that story. Sorry, but I've come to learn to not believe half of the internet.
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Linoud
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B| You know. Working in a steakhouse could have the opposite Sent, and he'd have a reason to stay a vegetarian.

Kamai, least you haven't been really bored without the internets.
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Nick
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Sep 11 2007, 06:26 AM
To be quite honest, I don't believe any of that story. Sorry, but I've come to learn to not believe half of the internet.

I'll admit it's pretty hard to imagine anybody on this forum having a social life . . .
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Inui
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Feez
Sep 11 2007, 02:26 AM
To be quite honest, I don't believe any of that story. Sorry, but I've come to learn to not believe half of the internet.

Why would someone like Kamai lie about this? -.-
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Mirar
Sep 11 2007, 12:52 PM
Feez
Sep 11 2007, 06:26 AM
To be quite honest, I don't believe any of that story. Sorry, but I've come to learn to not believe half of the internet.

I'll admit it's pretty hard to imagine anybody on this forum having a social life . . .

Yeah so. People are stupid, it's a fact of life and nothing can change that. >_>
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Tashi
Sep 11 2007, 02:30 PM
Mirar
Sep 11 2007, 12:52 PM
Feez
Sep 11 2007, 06:26 AM
To be quite honest, I don't believe any of that story. Sorry, but I've come to learn to not believe half of the internet.

I'll admit it's pretty hard to imagine anybody on this forum having a social life . . .

Yeah so. People are stupid, it's a fact of life and nothing can change that. >_>

. . . what are you talking about?
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Sarah
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Mirar
Sep 11 2007, 03:05 PM
Tashi
Sep 11 2007, 02:30 PM
Mirar
Sep 11 2007, 12:52 PM
Feez
Sep 11 2007, 06:26 AM
To be quite honest, I don't believe any of that story. Sorry, but I've come to learn to not believe half of the internet.

I'll admit it's pretty hard to imagine anybody on this forum having a social life . . .

Yeah so. People are stupid, it's a fact of life and nothing can change that. >_>

. . . what are you talking about?

Just go out in a busy street in a highly populated town, such as New York. You'll see many of them are drug addicts and such.
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.

Well, it's America, it's full of fools.

... And how does that relate to Nick's statement?
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Yzarc
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Kamaiiiiii, I'm so happy you're back! Now, we must make sweet, manly love ASAP!!

Oh, and that story was really baller.
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Tashi
Sep 11 2007, 10:22 AM
Mirar
Sep 11 2007, 03:05 PM
Tashi
Sep 11 2007, 02:30 PM
Mirar
Sep 11 2007, 12:52 PM
Feez
Sep 11 2007, 06:26 AM
To be quite honest, I don't believe any of that story. Sorry, but I've come to learn to not believe half of the internet.

I'll admit it's pretty hard to imagine anybody on this forum having a social life . . .

Yeah so. People are stupid, it's a fact of life and nothing can change that. >_>

. . . what are you talking about?

Just go out in a busy street in a highly populated town, such as New York. You'll see many of them are drug addicts and such.

>_>

Have you ever even been to NYC?

Oh and, you win Kamai
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Soja
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What Kam? You only punched the guy?

Come on.

Glad to hear it wasn't as dreary or doom-filled as a couple of us thought your absence was. D:
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