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Customers are idiots
Topic Started: Jul 24 2008, 03:06 AM (350 Views)
Hakado
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I work on phone tech support for the dutch post company, and I just got called by a customer with the stupidest question ever.

He had a bowl of fish and wondered if the post office had a freezer…
Why the fuck do you call tech support for that?
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Jordan says:
NO. I'M A WOMAN. I'M NEVER SATISFIED

Weird as fuck, isnt he?
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Hakado
Jul 24 2008, 04:06 AM
I work on phone tech support for the dutch post company, and I just got called by a customer with the stupidest question ever.

He had a bowl of fish and wondered if the post office had a freezer…
Why the fuck do you call tech support for that?

Wow you guys really must smoke some good shit up there
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Laharl
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lol

Dutch weed >>>>>

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Hakado
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More like people are fucking stupid by default.
I was quite close to asking him ‘HOW I MINE FOR FISH’, but he probably wouldn’t get it.

Also, yes, our weed w1ns.
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Jordan says:
NO. I'M A WOMAN. I'M NEVER SATISFIED

Weird as fuck, isnt he?
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Shinobi
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wow... i've heard some stories about stupid phone calls before...but this is up there
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Laharl
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You got a record of the call, Hakado?

If you do, you should post it.

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Hakado
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We don’t record calls, and even if I had one, it’d be in Dutch, so you guys wouldn’t understand it in the least >_>
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Jordan says:
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I meant typing it out on the computer or something >_>

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dutch? are you bilinguel ? (sp)

its freakin hard to learn 2 languages well enough to be fluent. My respect for you has risen emensely.

does that mean that you live in Holland?
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I’m natively Dutch, yes.
Live about an hour north of Amsterdam.
Dutch is my First language, English my second, lol.
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Jordan says:
NO. I'M A WOMAN. I'M NEVER SATISFIED

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doesn't it flood a lot north of Amsterdam? also, how long have you studied english....to be come fluent? B) B) B)
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Hakado
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I haven’t studied English, I watched retardedly large amounts of tv as a kid and went on t3h internetz.

And no, Holland doesn’t flood >_>
We’re probably the worlds best dikebuilders, we’ve got it covered.
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Jordan says:
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damn! i wish i was bilinguel. D: thats hardcore learning a language just like that. mucho props B|
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Lol, thanks.
The key is starting young, I guess, supposedly you learn easier that way >_>

It isn’t that hard, however.
Just for people with English as a first language there isn’t as much drive, since English gets you by in a lot of places.
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Jordan says:
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Hakado
Jul 24 2008, 01:13 AM
More like people are fucking stupid by default.
I was quite close to asking him ‘HOW I MINE FOR FISH’, but he probably wouldn’t get it.

Also, yes, our weed w1ns.

LMAO, nice.

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You know I'm severely short on sleep when I thought you said 'dirt bikers'.

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Considering the only places outside of Canada I give a damn about are the U.S. and England I think I can get by on Engrish.
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