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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 30 2008, 11:00 PM (676 Views) | |
| Kovu | Aug 30 2008, 11:00 PM Post #1 |
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Zidane was always entitled to 12 MOV!
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So, uhh, I had this obscure dream. Which is obscure in itself, because I rarely dream (maybe 10 times in the last year). I snuck across the border with some Canadian hippie/druggies. They let me join their caravan so they could bring the wonders of green to the red, white and blue south. I was allowed to come because my long hair makes me look hippie-ish. I cross the border out of Alberta and find myself in California. Yes, my subconcious geography needs a little work. So I'm car pooling to this FEFF convention. I think a drunk Kam's at the wheel, but I'm not too sure. Too busy listening to music with my eyes closed to hear and see the sirens and lights behind us (yet somehow I know they exist). Eventually we get to the site of the convention, and there's the guy in REALLY big/tall shoes at the front door. The convention is being held at some "resort" in Montana (of all places). To my surprise, we somehow managed to fit a couple hundred people (yes, a couple hundred people showed up) into this 20 by 20 foot room. I guess my mind is immune to physics, too. Especially since Leon can be found on the ceiling inside. Anyway, so we get to the front door and the guy in big shoes introduces himself as Lucas. He asks for our names and marks us off the invite list. He also pulls out of a container, some big boots and some smaller boots. He hands me the big boots and everyone else the smaller ones while explaining that your boot size is equal to your post count-- he seems to be proud of this fact. We go inside, I have to duck to get through the door with these shoes on, and we see like EVERYONE with a name. Including Leon, who appears to have been given anti-gravity shoes. *shug* Heck, even Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer showed up and are currently reporting on this OMG important event happening in Montana. da niggas are over on one side hanging out, drinking, shinobi and laharl are punching each other in the face over and over again (shrug) and in the middle there's this man sitting in a throne, with a huge-ass hammer. Next to him is another throne, but it's empty. He's also wearing big shoes. So we mingle, all do our own thing, I keep falling over because of these damned tall shoes, at one point I doze off (I didn't realize it was possible to fall asleep in a dream) and wake up only to see Inui come running in hitting his head on the door on the way in sreaming "TERRORISTS". No sooner does he say that then he's shot in the back followed by a whole bunch of men with guns and turbans entering the room. We're like "oshit--" We're rounded up, and one of the terrorists brings in a huge ass T.V. that has a live shot of president bush on it. The terrorists are like "DISARM THE NUKE YOURE GOING TO FIRE AT IRAN OR WE'RE GOING TO KILL THESE OMG IMPORANT PEOPLE!" To prove his point he turns to us and says "WE NEED A SACRIFICE!" Everyone points at Laharl. So they kill him in front of Bush and bush is like "Settle down, settle down, we'll cancel the nukes." He then blatently turns to someone offscreen and says "Send in the military to rescue them." The person offscreen is like "Sir, they're all in Iraq." He responds, "Then send in the RESERVES!" "Yessir!" Somehow this goes unnoticed by the terrorists. At one point Anderson Cooper is shot in the foot, but for whatever reason Tiara knows healing magic and cures him up fine. So time passes, and I get into an argument with the leader guy, out-debate him which only makes him madder (I think we were discussing FFXII) resulting in him getting mad and threaning to kill me + everyone. AG is like "I've had enough of this shit" and charges the leader, pounding him in the face and taking his gun. But he's shot to pieces by the other terrorist in the room. The leader regains his composure and is like "I've a broken nose. Now someone needs to die." He points his gun at DSie and Reaver's like "NOOO KILL ME INSTEAD" and the guy's like "nah" and shoots in in the face. At this point EVERYONE goes crazy. Sentenal lifts his huge-ass hammar (see: Will from ToP) and whorls is around deflecting bullets and smacking terrorists (everytime he does so a big BAN message comes up). Reaver transforms into a Reaver and starts scarabing the fuck out of the wall. Tiara res's DSie and the lesbians perform some sort of triangle-attack. Details of which I'm not too sure. I turn into a lion and start mauling shit, Blitzer turns into a wolf doing the same, Inui gets back up and hits his head on the door again falling back down, da niggaz venge their fallen comrade, Crysta's like "FIRE ONE", "FIRE TWO", "FIRE THREE", and guys over there are expoding into flames. Nobody seems to notice that Leon is still on the ceiling and has dozed off. Harem's still nowhere to be found, what a surprise. Kam's smashing empty bottles over people's heads. Linoud smashes a half full bottle over someone's head, and Kam kicks Linoud in the face for wasting good alcohol. Meanwhile Anderson Cooper is covering the entire special event live on CNN across North America. At some point Sojamania settles down and once the smoke has cleared we see a tank (a single tank) outside the wall that Reaver has blasted. The lid to the tank opens and out pops Cheney yelling "REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!" Everyone sighs, but then my 8:00PM alarm goes off and I wake up to my cat mauling me. ~ Kovu Edited: Warning, grammar may be off. I kind of have a job to prepare for so the message is rushed. |
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| cool story bro | Aug 30 2008, 11:10 PM Post #2 |
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| A NEW WORLD ORDER | |
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| Hollie | Aug 30 2008, 11:16 PM Post #3 |
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Resident Brit
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WHAT THE FUCK |
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| Reaver | Aug 30 2008, 11:22 PM Post #4 |
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Troll
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Shoots in the face. |
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| Greth (OLD) | Aug 30 2008, 11:23 PM Post #5 |
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There is a light that never goes out...
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epic. |
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Has been known as: mrmastodon, Greth, MF Greth, L, Shu, Sailor Star Healer Voted most manly last time, and most underrated twice in a row, shit yeah! | |
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| Soja | Aug 30 2008, 11:38 PM Post #6 |
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Gentle Water, Crashing Waves
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Rofl. This should go in the Fanfics section.
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| Levin | Aug 30 2008, 11:51 PM Post #7 |
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This is where the pages start to turn
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^This. Might be one of the most hilarious dreams I've ever heard. |
Formerly Levin, Glen, Gale, Sailor Neptune, Erk (At the old FEFF)![]() i am 12 and wat is this | |
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| Crysta | Aug 31 2008, 12:10 AM Post #8 |
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wat
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I'm so nominating this thread in the next awards.
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~ Crysta, Zombie Queen![]() Trophy Case
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| Hakado | Aug 31 2008, 01:45 AM Post #9 |
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The Card Master
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This was fucking epic w1n Roflmao |
Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon ![]() HakaDSie>Kovutachi
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| Yzarc | Aug 31 2008, 01:55 AM Post #10 |
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Coxian
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I'm skeptical that all of that happened in your dream, but I'm willing to ignore the fabricated parts for the overall greatness of the story. |
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| Rei | Aug 31 2008, 02:58 AM Post #11 |
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UNIVEEEEEERSE!
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One word... Epic |
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| Shinobi | Aug 31 2008, 03:06 AM Post #12 |
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絶望した!!!
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make this into a fan fic ![]() now |
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| Othin | Aug 31 2008, 06:53 AM Post #13 |
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That one guy who never really leaves
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wtf Win. |
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| Sothe | Aug 31 2008, 07:13 AM Post #14 |
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To save space, just imagine that I quoted every post that has been made so far and said "^this" |
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| Linoud | Aug 31 2008, 07:37 AM Post #15 |
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Knight of Seven
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Makes sense with Kamai and Myself.
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Makes sense with Kamai and Myself.


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