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Terrible Crossover Fanfiction; Generator
Topic Started: Sep 19 2008, 04:36 AM (458 Views)
Kovu
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Zidane was always entitled to 12 MOV!

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Sep 20 2008, 07:43 AM
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Amazing Race and Harvest Moon. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

I need to see this.
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This is where the pages start to turn

If I knew anything about that horrible reality show, I'd do it. :ravenom:
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i am 12 and wat is this
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Kovu
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Zidane was always entitled to 12 MOV!

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Sep 20 2008, 08:37 AM
If I knew anything about that horrible reality show, I'd do it. :ravenom:

It has a catchy opening theme.
That's really all you need to know.

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Pokemon and the Legend of Zelda. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!


:tom: Ash and Zelda lovechild?
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Superbad and the Diary of Anne Frank. The story should use rape as a plot device!

Lol
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Sep 19 2008, 01:54 PM
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Beauty & the Beast and Command & Conquer. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!


I'm so excited to write this. Maybe in a few hours though.

The enchanted castle had finally returned to normal. Gaston was dead and all his cronies had been chased away by the Beast's army. All of the enchanted things in the castle returned to people, including Lumiere, the candlestick, Cogsworth, the clock, Mrs. Potts, the tea pot, Chip, her son, and all the other enchanted things. Of course, those listed were the only ones anyone really cares about.

Oh, and the Beast, who forgot his name or never had one or his name was changed or something. The point is, even now that he's a hot human man, he's still named "Beast." Which is weird, but whatever.

So, Belle and her father, Crazy Old Maurice (He goes by Maurice), live in the castle now. Happily ever after.

But not forever after. Just ever after. Because little did they know, evil was looming just around the corner.

Indeed, at the foot of the castle, Lefou (that short little crazy guy who was Gaston's partner) was dragging the corpse of Gaston back to the city. The motherfucker was just too heavy, though, and Lefou had to stop to take hour long breaks every five minutes, which made it take really super long just to get Gaston into the forest. By then it was night, and the wolves were out! Oh no!

But as the wolves came to attack Lefou, a huge silvery chrome like thing appeared out of nowhere, and a group of twelve U.S. soldiers came out and shot up the wolves.

"Whoa!" Lefou called out. "Who are you guys? Are you magic?"

"What the?" one of the soldiers exclaimed. "Einstein, where the fuck are we?"

Then Albert Einstein stepped outside of the chrome portal thingy. "We're in the same place. But *murmer* hundred years in the past! And in France!"

"But we were in America."

"Oh, so I suppose we did change locations. Interesting." Einstein began writing jibberish in a notebook he carried.

"Hey, guys," Lefou said. "I have this guy right here and he's my best friend. Since you're magic, can you revive him?"

"Hmm," Einstein began. "Well, I think I can figure out how to make a robot and use his basic persona as the robot's. And I can use his body to be a robot. Can you tell me what he was like?"

"Of course!" Lefou said. Then he described the megadouche that was Gaston, and Einstein created a robot out of Gaston's corpse. Then, the group of U.S. troops, Einstein, the Gaston Robot and Lefou traveled back to the Beast's castle.

There was a huge battle, but because the castle wasn't enchanted, they were just fighting regular humans, instead of crazy candles and knives and shelves and a huge freak beast. So even though the Beast's micro was pretty killer, he didn't stand a chance against the U.S. troops and the Gaston robot. He should have focused a little more on building up his army rite? lol wut a nub.

gg fags this castle is ours now!
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