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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 25 2008, 02:39 PM (211 Views) | |
| Genaro | Sep 25 2008, 02:39 PM Post #1 |
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I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED SOMETHING REALLY RETARDED, OTHER THAN THE SIZE OF MY PRIZE WINNING PHALLUS. PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS THAT THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME PLAYING ON THE INTERNET LOOKING TO SUCK HUGE COCKS WHEN THEY COULD SIMPLY COME DOWN TO THEIR LOCAL MEN'S WEARHOUSE AND TAKE A RIDE ON MY MASSIVE POLISH SAUSAGE. IT IS ABSOLUTELY SAD WHEN THEY FAIL TO REALIZE WHAT FUN THEY COULD BE HAVING WITH ME INSTEAD OF THE INTERNET. I WORKED HARD TO GET THIS GIGANTIC SLAPSTICK I CALL A PENIS; I BET NONE OF YOU HALO PLAYING FAGGOTS KNOW WHAT HARD WORK IS. YOU KNOW WHAT HARD WORK IS? SPENDING SIXTEEN HOURS A DAY IN A DARK AND SMELLY WORK SEWING FINE QUALITY SUITS FOR NEXT TO NOTHING, THEN COMING OUT OF THAT ROOM AT NIGHT AND SUCKING EVERY LAST DROP OF BUTTERY GOODNESS RIGHT OUT OF MY MASSIVE SCHLONG. I BET HALF OF YOU STUPID BEANER FUCKERS DON'T EVEN HAVE THE STRENGTH OR THE WILLPOWER TO EVEN SUCKLE MY MIGHTY TESTICLES YOU CALL GOD. BACK IN THE DAY, THAT IS WHAT HARD WORK MET. I GUARANTEE IT. [size=-4]Thread was inspired by an old conversation that I had with Reaver.[/size] |
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| Levin | Sep 25 2008, 02:45 PM Post #2 |
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This is where the pages start to turn
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Warehouse* |
Formerly Levin, Glen, Gale, Sailor Neptune, Erk (At the old FEFF)![]() i am 12 and wat is this | |
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| Reaver | Sep 25 2008, 03:11 PM Post #3 |
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Troll
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![]() HEY IT'S BILLY MAYS HERE TO SUPPORT OXYCLEAN! GOT SOME SHIT ON YOUR SHIRT? GEORGE ZIMMER POSTING SOME UNFUNNY BULLSHIT ON YOUR BOARDS? WELL I HAVE THE MIRACLE CURE: OXYCLEAN. CLEANS THE SHIT RIGHT OFF OF YOUR SHIT! SO GOOD YOU'LL CUM BUCKETS WHILE FUCKING USING IT HOLY SHIT. FOR EXAMPLE IF YOU USE IT ON CUMRAGS LIKE GEORGE ZIMMER, JUST ADD A TEENY FUCKING PINCH OF OXYCLEAN AND IT'LL WIPE THAT SMUG SHIT EATING GRIN RIGHT OFF OF HIS FACE, I GUARANTEE IT. BUT WAIT! IF YOU CALL NOW I'LL EVEN GO AND KICK THAT FUCKER RIGHT IN THE TESTICLES FOR YOU AND VIDEOTAPE IT. A TWENTY DOLLAR VALUE ABSOLUTELY FREE AND WELL DESERVED YOU SON OF A BITCH. BUY SOME FUCKING OXYCLEAN NOW! CALL 1-800-FUCK-ZIM YOU FAGGOT! NOW! |
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| Yzarc | Sep 25 2008, 04:27 PM Post #4 |
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Coxian
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| Levin | Sep 25 2008, 04:29 PM Post #5 |
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This is where the pages start to turn
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ROFLMAO |
Formerly Levin, Glen, Gale, Sailor Neptune, Erk (At the old FEFF)![]() i am 12 and wat is this | |
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| Genaro | Sep 25 2008, 05:18 PM Post #6 |
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Good shit.
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| Psiwri | Sep 25 2008, 05:47 PM Post #7 |
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Too Many Words
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Reaver now has legal ownership of this thread. |
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