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Pet Diary
Topic Started: Sep 26 2008, 03:54 AM (197 Views)
Shinobi
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Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

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Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary........

Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets.  Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.  In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.  I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.  However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.  Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.  I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.  However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.  I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.'  I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.  I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.  The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.  He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant.  I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.  I am certain that he reports my every move.  My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.  For now................


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You stole Codee's diary, I see. :NomNomNom:
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Sarah
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Animal abuse ftw

It's a crime I'm afraid.

Over a rat. Such disgusting animals.
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Ayanami
Sep 26 2008, 05:16 AM
Animal abuse ftw

It's a crime I'm afraid.

Over a rat. Such disgusting animals.

WTF? How is that animal abuse? Go away

I found that pretty funny. :wub:
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Sarah
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~ La dee dum dee dum.

Cubic
Sep 26 2008, 10:28 AM
Ayanami
Sep 26 2008, 05:16 AM
Animal abuse ftw

It's a crime I'm afraid.

Over a rat. Such disgusting animals.

WTF? How is that animal abuse? Go away

I found that pretty funny. :wub:

/facepalm

So you do have a sense of humor.
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Nick
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My cat is more like the dog, except without ANY exclamation marks and there are only two types of entry, being 'went to sleep' and 'got some food'.

@Ayanami: I've met rats who don't smell beyond a faint animal scent and are entertaining company for an afternoon; I'm not sure I could say the same for you.
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Yes, he has a sense of humour.

You however don’t, since that joke, if it even was one, is phailure.
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NO. I'M A WOMAN. I'M NEVER SATISFIED

Weird as fuck, isnt he?
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Sep 26 2008, 03:35 AM
Yes, he has a sense of humour.

You however don’t, since that joke, if it even was one, is phailure.

I agree with Sailor Moon, star of her self named hit anime show Sailor Moon
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