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Topic Started: Oct 13 2008, 01:09 PM (420 Views)
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.

Omg hai ^___^ Im Konata-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ FEFF OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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BOOM! Headshot. :3

wtf :Psyduck:
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Neo
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Tits and Ass

Don't you dare bring your god damn stale piece of shit copy pasta here
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Matt Engarde
Oct 13 2008, 11:25 AM
Don't you dare bring your god damn stale piece of shit copy pasta here
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.

I'm bored, though

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To Mr./Mrs. FEFF Denizens,

Hello and you may not know me. I am Naqul M. Fuluequble and I am presidents of the Great Nation of Uganda. My country has suffered a devestating crop failure and we are Starving. In roder to save my people I

require Sums of Money in the order of 500,000,000 $ (9001 EUroes) to save my people from Death. I am contacting you in

order to set up a deal in which you will Rob/Burglarize youre nations most rich Banking Establishment and Steal the required amount of funds. In return we will grant you Politcal Asylum in Uganda (as we do not have an

extridition treaty with the UsEurpeanUnions) and teach you our Ancient Ugandan Dream Reliazation Powers written by Emmy Award Winning Author M. Night Shylamalanian.

Don't believe me? Then maybe these real life stories may convince you:

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Rob P. In Burwitz, New Mexico Writes:

"When I got this deal I was skeptical, but I rob Banking Establishment and went to Uganda! When I got there I learned

secret techniques and now Beautiful White Women perform Sexual Acts for me every evening

Thank you Naquil!

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Jebediah S. in Pawtucket, United England States

I was just going to go along with it for steaming New Financial Aids Schemes,

but I went to Uganda and was marvelled by technological and Cultural superiority! They are so clean unlike dirty European shit bafumos. Believe

Naquil, he knows what he is talking about

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Hopefully now you believe me and a deal can be arrange. Contact me at Ugandaprez.yahoo.com or at (783)-527-67438 ex. 2877

Naquil M. Fulequbue
President of Uganda
For 40 Years
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Swarley

Matt Engarde
Oct 13 2008, 11:25 AM
Don't you dare bring your god damn stale piece of shit copy pasta here
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.

Hey bro I am contemplating a sex change

I read the brochers and everything and they told me that I will become 90% of a women. but they didn't tell me what the other 10% will be. Will they leave my balls? I don't like them because they are a weakpoint and I need to be unweak when I journey to Africa to fight the Jungle Master next month. By the way call Mom and tell her to pack some of her clothes or something cause I might need a change on account of how hot the Kalahari Jungle is. I also ordered the Perpperoni Pizza it's in the fridge.

- Your bro Ethan
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I haven't seen that exact one before but if it's a copypasta.. :fail:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=MaBb62rwArw
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There is a light that never goes out...

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500,000,000 $ (9001 EUroes)

made me laugh
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@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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絶望した!!!

0_o :blink:

i dont know what to say D:
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As dog as a Fetch

horrible....just horrible
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This is where the pages start to turn

This is not very funny.
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i am 12 and wat is this
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Gentle Water, Crashing Waves

The Ugandans have executed individuals for less.
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nigga please
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.

The last two aren't copypasta, but written by a friend of mine. So now that they're not copypasta, will you stop automatically hating them even though they're 100% more humorous than most of the stuff in chitchat nowdays? :Psyduck:
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