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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM (3,439 Views) | |
| Kovu | Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM Post #1 |
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Zidane was always entitled to 12 MOV!
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Basically someone posts a wish, and the objective of the next poster is to grant that wish in the most gruesome backfired way possibly. For example someone could wish for a cheap car and the next poster might reply saying that they got the car but it was terrible and broke down within a week stranding them in the middle of nowhere. -- To start, I wish I didn't have to work a dayshift tomorrow. >_> ~ Kovu |
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| Yzarc | Mar 13 2009, 02:22 PM Post #2 |
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Coxian
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You're fired. I wish my penis was 9 inches long. |
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| Bosceon | Mar 13 2009, 02:22 PM Post #3 |
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姚明
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I didn't have to work teh day shift yeseterday... I slept in and woke up sleeping wtih man bear big I wish I wasn't failing biology |
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| Reaver | Mar 13 2009, 02:24 PM Post #4 |
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Troll
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You'd have to suck Kovu's dick to pass. I wish candlejack wou |
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| Psiwri | Mar 13 2009, 06:27 PM Post #5 |
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Too Many Words
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Granted. It was granted. I wish this thread wasn't a piece of shit. |
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| Wirtjr | Mar 13 2009, 07:01 PM Post #6 |
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The Train Conductor to Hell
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Granted, but when you realized it you died of surprise. I wish I wish I had a fish. |
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| Reaver | Mar 13 2009, 08:56 PM Post #7 |
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Troll
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Granted. Of course you don't just get one fish, you get two fish, red fish, blue fish, and all sorts of fish. As a matter of fact, your apartment smells like a giant vagina now. I wish I could win the game. |
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| Yzarc | Mar 14 2009, 01:28 AM Post #8 |
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Coxian
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Okay, but you still lose. I still wish my penis was nine inches long, since I was skipped! |
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| Wirtjr | Mar 14 2009, 09:41 AM Post #9 |
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The Train Conductor to Hell
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Granted, but now you can no longer achieve an erection, and it looks as if you may have a touch of gangrene on it. I wish that my penis was prehensile. |
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| Wind Sword | Mar 14 2009, 12:40 PM Post #10 |
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SKILLNADEN ÄR DRINKABILITY
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Granted, but you can no longer use your hands to grasp things. I wish for a lifetime supply of Dunkin Donuts. |
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Touching. Scientology
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| Shinobi | Mar 14 2009, 01:55 PM Post #11 |
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絶望した!!!
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granted, but in order to keep the lifetime of donuts you must not eat anything else as long as you live. i wish to graduate college with a degree |
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| Kovu | Mar 15 2009, 09:23 AM Post #12 |
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Zidane was always entitled to 12 MOV!
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Granted, but with today's economy the only job you can get is McDonalds and they won't hire you because you're an "over-achiever". Seriously, it happened to my cuz. I wish my internet connection didn't suck. >_> ~ Kovu |
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| Wirtjr | Mar 15 2009, 09:25 AM Post #13 |
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Granted. Now you don't have one. Problem solved I wish the recession would fix itself instantly. |
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| Yzarc | Mar 22 2009, 06:09 PM Post #14 |
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Coxian
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Granted. World War III. I wish I was the smartest man alive. |
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| Kitty | Jul 24 2009, 07:23 PM Post #15 |
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Ra Ra Oo La La
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*necroposts* Granted, but with your new found intelligence you realize how stupid humanity in a whole is and you drown in depression as a result. I wish the teachers at my school weren't so bad at their jobs. |
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Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus, find your kubrick You will never fall apart, Diana You're still in our hearts Never let you fall apart Together we'll dance in the dark She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp She's a tramp, she's a vamp But she still does her dance She's a tramp, she's a vamp ------------------------------------ Awards? How'd I win those? Also, when'd I get friends? Wirt spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo* shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot* | |
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