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Corrupt-A-Wish
Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM (3,436 Views)
Kovu
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Zidane was always entitled to 12 MOV!

Basically someone posts a wish, and the objective of the next poster is to grant that wish in the most gruesome backfired way possibly.

For example someone could wish for a cheap car and the next poster might reply saying that they got the car but it was terrible and broke down within a week stranding them in the middle of nowhere.

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To start, I wish I didn't have to work a dayshift tomorrow. >_>

~ Kovu
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Yzarc
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Coxian

You're fired.

I wish my penis was 9 inches long.
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Bosceon
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姚明

I didn't have to work teh day shift yeseterday... I slept in and woke up sleeping wtih man bear big

I wish I wasn't failing biology
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Reaver
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You'd have to suck Kovu's dick to pass.

I wish candlejack wou
Neon,June 8 2005
07:34 PM
@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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Psiwri
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Too Many Words

Granted.

It was granted.

I wish this thread wasn't a piece of shit.
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Wirtjr
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The Train Conductor to Hell

Granted, but when you realized it you died of surprise.

I wish I wish I had a fish.
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Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM)
*Pops his bones*
Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM)
which boners and why
Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM)
WHOOPS
Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM)
omg >_>;

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Reaver
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Granted. Of course you don't just get one fish, you get two fish, red fish, blue fish, and all sorts of fish. As a matter of fact, your apartment smells like a giant vagina now.

I wish I could win the game.
Neon,June 8 2005
07:34 PM
@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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Yzarc
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Coxian

Okay, but you still lose.

I still wish my penis was nine inches long, since I was skipped!
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Wirtjr
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The Train Conductor to Hell

Granted, but now you can no longer achieve an erection, and it looks as if you may have a touch of gangrene on it.

I wish that my penis was prehensile.
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Zoe
 
Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM)
*Pops his bones*
Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM)
which boners and why
Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM)
WHOOPS
Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM)
omg >_>;

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Wind Sword
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SKILLNADEN ÄR DRINKABILITY

Granted, but you can no longer use your hands to grasp things.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Dunkin Donuts.
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Clones are create and people can't bore a clone. Scientifically they are called born and not created. The only way to pre-determine their genes is if they are already out in the world usually in a pod that would resemble the sac in a mothers womb. Take Star Wars for example.

Smartest post ever made.
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Shinobi
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絶望した!!!

granted,

but in order to keep the lifetime of donuts you must not eat anything else as long as you live.

i wish to graduate college with a degree
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.
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Kovu
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Zidane was always entitled to 12 MOV!

Granted, but with today's economy the only job you can get is McDonalds and they won't hire you because you're an "over-achiever".
Seriously, it happened to my cuz.

I wish my internet connection didn't suck. >_>

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Wirtjr
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Granted. Now you don't have one. Problem solved

I wish the recession would fix itself instantly.
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Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM)
*Pops his bones*
Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM)
which boners and why
Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM)
WHOOPS
Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM)
omg >_>;

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Yzarc
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Coxian

Granted. World War III.

I wish I was the smartest man alive.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

*necroposts* Granted,
but with your new found intelligence you realize how stupid humanity in a whole is and you drown in depression as a result.

I wish the teachers at my school weren't so bad at their jobs.
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
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Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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