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| Renegade | Dec 20 2009, 10:55 PM Post #181 |
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THEY HATE TO SEE A NIGGA SHINE
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Granted. Your ass is ruptured and bleeding after 10min. You bleed to death. I wish Windows7 would work. Edited by Renegade, Dec 20 2009, 10:56 PM.
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| Kitty | Dec 20 2009, 10:59 PM Post #182 |
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Ra Ra Oo La La
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Granted, MY windows 7 works, yours still doesn't. I wish Cupcakes weren't so fattening |
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Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus, find your kubrick You will never fall apart, Diana You're still in our hearts Never let you fall apart Together we'll dance in the dark She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp She's a tramp, she's a vamp But she still does her dance She's a tramp, she's a vamp ------------------------------------ Awards? How'd I win those? Also, when'd I get friends? Wirt spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo* shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot* | |
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| Wirtjr | Dec 20 2009, 11:02 PM Post #183 |
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The Train Conductor to Hell
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Granted, now you just have diabetes. I wish this goddamn ad about the fat belly would go away. It's scaring the shit out of me. |
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| Stigma | Dec 20 2009, 11:05 PM Post #184 |
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Always a step ahead and a day behind.
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Granted; but you become the weight of an Ethiopian child. I wish I had twenty more dollars to buy a new graphics card with. Edited by Stigma, Dec 20 2009, 11:06 PM.
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![]() Character Profiles Vandal | Dross | Pariah ![]() I'm an aspiring novelist, I write all sorts of various stories in my spare time. I write a lot of everything, so feel free to go take a look at my site and poke around. :D My Writing Blog: Stigma's Writing Blog | |
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| Linoud | Dec 20 2009, 11:16 PM Post #185 |
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Knight of Seven
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Granted: But your graphics card burns out within a week and the warranty is void somehow. I wish for the world to get it's act together, and for people to quit being cowardly and greedy, and for some sense of justice in this world. |
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| Stigma | Dec 20 2009, 11:22 PM Post #186 |
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Always a step ahead and a day behind.
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Everything goes just according to I wish... that I had some snacks. I'm pretty hungry. |
![]() Character Profiles Vandal | Dross | Pariah ![]() I'm an aspiring novelist, I write all sorts of various stories in my spare time. I write a lot of everything, so feel free to go take a look at my site and poke around. :D My Writing Blog: Stigma's Writing Blog | |
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| Laharl | Dec 21 2009, 01:50 AM Post #187 |
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged
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Granted, but your snack is toothpaste. I wish I had a dog. |
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| Kitty | Dec 21 2009, 01:57 AM Post #188 |
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Ra Ra Oo La La
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Granted, It mauls your penis off. Coincidentally, that was what I was going to wish for. I wish the cold didn't make my lips so chapped. |
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Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus, find your kubrick You will never fall apart, Diana You're still in our hearts Never let you fall apart Together we'll dance in the dark She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp She's a tramp, she's a vamp But she still does her dance She's a tramp, she's a vamp ------------------------------------ Awards? How'd I win those? Also, when'd I get friends? Wirt spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo* shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot* | |
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| Laharl | Dec 21 2009, 02:01 AM Post #189 |
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged
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Granted, but you no longer have lips causing people to stay far away from you and you die alone. I wish I had an iron dick. |
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| Kitty | Dec 21 2009, 02:04 AM Post #190 |
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Ra Ra Oo La La
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Granted, but Light's magneto powers allow him to tie it into a pretzel. I wish I stopped having migraines |
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Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus, find your kubrick You will never fall apart, Diana You're still in our hearts Never let you fall apart Together we'll dance in the dark She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp She's a tramp, she's a vamp But she still does her dance She's a tramp, she's a vamp ------------------------------------ Awards? How'd I win those? Also, when'd I get friends? Wirt spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo* shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot* | |
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| Laharl | Dec 21 2009, 02:08 AM Post #191 |
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged
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Granted, but now you're pregnant with a demon baby. Hey, that's actually kind of cool. I wish I never got sick and was immune to all diseases. |
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| Stigma | Dec 21 2009, 03:02 AM Post #192 |
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Always a step ahead and a day behind.
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Granted, but your immune system gets so bored of not being able to fend off disease that it thinks it'd be a good idea to target your brain as an allergy. You die. ![]() I wish I could stop procrastinating. |
![]() Character Profiles Vandal | Dross | Pariah ![]() I'm an aspiring novelist, I write all sorts of various stories in my spare time. I write a lot of everything, so feel free to go take a look at my site and poke around. :D My Writing Blog: Stigma's Writing Blog | |
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| Light Yagami | Dec 21 2009, 03:37 AM Post #193 |
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As dog as a Fetch
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Granted, but now everything you do is done so early that with so much free time on your hands you get so bored that you start messing around with drugs and you end up dying I wish for a lot of things |
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| Laharl | Dec 22 2009, 04:46 AM Post #194 |
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged
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Granted, you wish for a date with Lady Gaga but it turns out she's really into cannibalism and eats you. I wish I was a cyborg. |
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| Light Yagami | Dec 26 2009, 03:14 AM Post #195 |
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As dog as a Fetch
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Granted, but when you were "rebooted" you come to find out your penis was removed because it was deemed no longer useful for a cyborg like you I wish work got more fun |
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