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Corrupt-A-Wish
Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM (3,447 Views)
Renegade
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THEY HATE TO SEE A NIGGA SHINE

Granted. Your ass is ruptured and bleeding after 10min. You bleed to death.

I wish Windows7 would work.
Edited by Renegade, Dec 20 2009, 10:56 PM.
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Granted, but now you're pregnant with a demon baby. Hey, that's actually kind of cool.


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I mean don't get me wrong; it's not like I get a turn-on from teenage spies that end up fucking the evil mastermind. But the people that do find it arousing should be left in peace with a bottle of vaseline and a box of tissues.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, MY windows 7 works, yours still doesn't.

I wish Cupcakes weren't so fattening
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Wirtjr
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The Train Conductor to Hell

Granted, now you just have diabetes.


I wish this goddamn ad about the fat belly would go away. It's scaring the shit out of me.
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Zoe
 
Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM)
*Pops his bones*
Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM)
which boners and why
Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM)
WHOOPS
Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM)
omg >_>;

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Stigma
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Always a step ahead and a day behind.

Granted; but you become the weight of an Ethiopian child.

I wish I had twenty more dollars to buy a new graphics card with.
Edited by Stigma, Dec 20 2009, 11:06 PM.
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Linoud
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Knight of Seven

Granted: But your graphics card burns out within a week and the warranty is void somehow.

I wish for the world to get it's act together, and for people to quit being cowardly and greedy, and for some sense of justice in this world. Needs moar Death Note
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Stigma
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Always a step ahead and a day behind.

Everything goes just according to keikaku your plan and the world is at peace, but you never live to see the day, because it takes longer than you can live to see it.

I wish... that I had some snacks. I'm pretty hungry.
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Vandal | Dross | Pariah
:gurrenlagann:
I'm an aspiring novelist, I write all sorts of various stories in my spare time.
I write a lot of everything, so feel free to go take a look at my site and poke around. :D
My Writing Blog: Stigma's Writing Blog
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but your snack is toothpaste.

I wish I had a dog.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, It mauls your penis off. Coincidentally, that was what I was going to wish for.

I wish the cold didn't make my lips so chapped.
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but you no longer have lips causing people to stay far away from you and you die alone.

I wish I had an iron dick.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, but Light's magneto powers allow him to tie it into a pretzel.

I wish I stopped having migraines
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but now you're pregnant with a demon baby. Hey, that's actually kind of cool.

I wish I never got sick and was immune to all diseases.
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Stigma
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Always a step ahead and a day behind.

Granted, but your immune system gets so bored of not being able to fend off disease that it thinks it'd be a good idea to target your brain as an allergy. You die. :NomNomNom:

I wish I could stop procrastinating.
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I'm an aspiring novelist, I write all sorts of various stories in my spare time.
I write a lot of everything, so feel free to go take a look at my site and poke around. :D
My Writing Blog: Stigma's Writing Blog
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

Granted, but now everything you do is done so early that with so much free time on your hands you get so bored that you start messing around with drugs and you end up dying

I wish for a lot of things
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, you wish for a date with Lady Gaga but it turns out she's really into cannibalism and eats you.

I wish I was a cyborg.
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

Granted, but when you were "rebooted" you come to find out your penis was removed because it was deemed no longer useful for a cyborg like you

I wish work got more fun
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