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Corrupt-A-Wish
Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM (3,445 Views)
Crysta
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wat

Granted, but you get diabeetus instead.

I wish I got a pony for Christmas.
~ Crysta, Zombie Queen
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I always give frying pans to female survivors in Dead Rising. It's really the only thing I'm confident they know how to use.
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Wirtjr
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The Train Conductor to Hell

Granted, except your parents misheard you and got you a guy who's into "pony play."

I wish I didn't have that diabetes now.
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Zoe
 
Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM)
*Pops his bones*
Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM)
which boners and why
Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM)
WHOOPS
Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM)
omg >_>;

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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

Granted, you're back to hypoglycemia
:( that one felt bad


I wish wirt got better
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Renegade
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THEY HATE TO SEE A NIGGA SHINE

Granted. He got better at doing nothing, which includes not staying in bed and not taking medicine. No more hypoglycemia, and no more life to live.

I wish that guy would stop staring at me...
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Granted, but now you're pregnant with a demon baby. Hey, that's actually kind of cool.


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I mean don't get me wrong; it's not like I get a turn-on from teenage spies that end up fucking the evil mastermind. But the people that do find it arousing should be left in peace with a bottle of vaseline and a box of tissues.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, he brings his even creepier friend over, gets up and leaves, the friend then takes his place.

I wish my chest didn't hurt D:
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
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Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

Granted, you stopped playing with your boobs

I wish Kitty would Stop making her chest hurt
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but your head explodes. :psypoke:

I wish it was 2012 already so I wouldn't have to be kept waiting to see what happens. D:
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

granted, nothing happens and the Mayans win the FEFF 2012 winter awards for most infamous and Best Troll

I wish I knew how to pay attention in class
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, your teacher is a fag like you who has the same interests as you. The two of you eventually fall in love and fuck eachother. The next day your soulmate reveals he's you from the future. Talk about a werid night. :psypoke:

I wish hell was a happy place. :)
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

Granted, Heaven becomes a sad place and you end up there while Kitty and HJ run off together to the new fun hell

I wish Laharl's sig didn't look so blurry
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Kalamadorel
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.

Granted but you are now blind.

I wish that this wish was incorruptible.
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Renegade
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THEY HATE TO SEE A NIGGA SHINE

Granted, but you didn't make a wish. You were in fact, tripping out.

I wish my bird had titanium bones.
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Granted, but now you're pregnant with a demon baby. Hey, that's actually kind of cool.


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I mean don't get me wrong; it's not like I get a turn-on from teenage spies that end up fucking the evil mastermind. But the people that do find it arousing should be left in peace with a bottle of vaseline and a box of tissues.
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Sora
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The Flame King.

Granted though now the bones crush its organs.

I wish I was a Red Mage from Final Fantasy...
just so everyone knows, when I rant or I'm mad or I'm happy I curse. Sorry if anyone is offended. though no one tends to give a shit here...

Here are a few small sites I'm on that need help:
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Wirtjr
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The Train Conductor to Hell

Granted, but then you die.

I wish the Runs would stop already, because I'm fucking running out of toilet paper D:
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Zoe
 
Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM)
*Pops his bones*
Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM)
which boners and why
Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM)
WHOOPS
Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM)
omg >_>;

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Sora
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The Flame King.

granted... though you explode covering your walls with shit.

I wish I had an Ifrit summonstone.
just so everyone knows, when I rant or I'm mad or I'm happy I curse. Sorry if anyone is offended. though no one tends to give a shit here...

Here are a few small sites I'm on that need help:
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