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Corrupt-A-Wish
Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM (3,442 Views)
Kalamadorel
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.

Granted nuclear war kills everything on the planet and then the world becomes temperate again.

I wish I knew what a proctologist was I wish that I didn't have to take Ethic's and Psychology D:
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Laharl
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Granted, but you have to figure out the meaning of life in three days else you'll get raped by ten AIDS infected penises.

I wish Sora would quit making such dumb wishes.
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Kalamadorel
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.

Granted but instead I'm going to make a dumb wish.

I wish that I had the power to read minds.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, unfortunately you read Laharl's mind and become so traumatized, we have to have you committed.

I wish it were Friday all ready
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
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Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Sora
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The Flame King.

Granted though the entirety of Friday, Saturday, and Sunday last a span of 5 minutes.

I wish I had a robot butler with chainguns that can dispense soda and words of wisdom.
just so everyone knows, when I rant or I'm mad or I'm happy I curse. Sorry if anyone is offended. though no one tends to give a shit here...

Here are a few small sites I'm on that need help:
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

Granted. Skynet. You doomed us all...good job

I wish I could fly
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Kalamadorel
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.

Granted, though your robot butler cannot assess the difference between using his chaingun and dispensing words of wisdom so ends up killing you.

I wish for more wishes :)
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Stigma
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Always a step ahead and a day behind.

Granted, but all of them are corrupted and nothing ever goes right, leading to nuclear holocaust. You survive but wind up radiated and end up looking like a fucked up crab person. :NomNomNom:

I wish I had more buffalo wings. :<
Edited by Stigma, Jan 8 2010, 04:24 PM.
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Kalamadorel
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.

Stigma
Jan 8 2010, 04:24 PM
Granted, but all of them are corrupted and nothing ever goes right, leading to nuclear holocaust. You survive but wind up radiated and end up looking like a fucked up crab person. :NomNomNom:

I wish I had more buffalo wings. :<
Shit yeah crab people?

You have more buffalo wings but they are so incredibly spicy that even having them near you is unbearable.

I wish I had something to eat in this stupid apartment.
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Laharl
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Granted, you eat Kitty's vagina.

I wish I was immortal.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, but you age all through it. You get severe arthritis and get committed to a home.

I wish I was more caught up with these battles
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

grantedbut you now have no life :E fair trade....hmmmm

LOL, I wish I remembered to add a wish before clicking fast reply
Edited by Light Yagami, Jan 9 2010, 02:39 AM.
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Kalamadorel
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.

You added a wish and it was the best wish that has ever been made and was completely incorruptible however you do not remember what it was.

I wish I didn't have to get up for class in the morning.
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

Granted, you sleep in and miss school, and somehow they are convinced that you missed too much school and kick you out :x

I wish I didn't have to sleep so much to feel like I slept enough to feel great all day
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Kalamadorel
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.

Lol, the funny thing is if I miss a single class then I fail for attendance automatically. They wouldn't even be wrong.

You sleep less and feel great all day however you then die of exhaustion.
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