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Corrupt-A-Wish
Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM (3,458 Views)
Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but instead of teachers you're taught by Michael Vick.

I wish I didn't get hangovers.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, you never take another sip of alcohol again.

I wish summer wasn't so dull.
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but then your city gets attacked by this.

I wish I was the strongest man alive.
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

Granted, but now the citizens of your home town kidnapped you and are forcing you to perform tedious tasks and brutal labor 18 hours a day.

I wish I got whatever I wanted for free
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Wouldn't I just overpower them? ^o)

Anyway....

Granted, but you get AIDS.

I wish I had a set of these.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted but you forget you're holding them and you stab yourself so often, you look like swiss cheeze.

I wish I had time in the day to actually sleep.
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

Laharl
Jul 26 2009, 06:38 AM
Wouldn't I just overpower them? ^o)

Anyway....

Granted, but you get AIDS.

I wish I had a set of these.
You're the strongest man alive, you didn't say super hero. Shit, MMA fighters go down with a good smack to the chin.

granted but you're actually in a coma

I wish I had my own house
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Laharl
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FYI, when I said 'strongest man alive' I meant being strong enough to throw cars into space.

Granted, but its the house from The Grudge.

I wish I had a cell phone.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, it gives you brain cancer

I wish my friends were back from camp, so we can party
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but they come back as zombies.

I wish I had a Porsche Cayman.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, have fun fishing it out of the Pacific :P

I wish, Lizzie would pick up her damn phone :/
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but then you don't pay attention crossing the street and get hit by a bus.

I wish I could heal any wound.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, It turns out your ability to heal is linked to your blood, so you are continuously harvested for blood, leaving you anemic

I wish, the coach wouldn't keep hitting on me.

Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but instead of a coach you're hit on by OJ Simpson.

I wish I could live forever.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

D:... hot

Granted, have fun being an old man for all of infinity.

I wish my apartment was farther away from my parent's
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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