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Corrupt-A-Wish
Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM (3,457 Views)
Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, have fun living next door to a serial killer. :NomNomNom:

I wish I could live forever while still being young and sexy.
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

granted, but you're an ugly vampire's sex/blood slave

I wish I had a TAME red panda as a pet :3
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, He's tame so long as he gets his daily share of human flesh, where do you think the red tinge comes from *runs from monster panda*

I wish my skin would clear up :3
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
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Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Light Yagami
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As dog as a Fetch

granted, but now you're skin is "CLEAR". people can see through it.

I wish I got a raise at work. not some chump change raise , I mean a RAISE
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but you get fired the next day.

I wish I could live forever while being young and sexy and not be some ugly vampire's sex/blood slave.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, you can be MY sex slave *brings out diamond studded paddle*
BEND OVER >: D

I wish these books I have to read weren't so depressing :sadnomnom:
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Laharl
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I like where this is going. :NomNomNom:

Granted, but then you read that book from The Evil Dead.

I wish the first part of the above post came true.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, see ya in my motel room tonight ;)

Unfortunatly we discover too late that your allergic to latex and you go into shock...all in a latex body suit with a gag in your mouth >:D

I wish I was home all ready, Cali Sucks *new york pride*
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but everyone you know is dead.

I wish I could read peoples thoughts.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, unfortunatly you read a depreaved sex addict's mind, and in horror, you join a convent. Hail Mary!

I wish there was something other than booze in this damn beach house from hell ><
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Laharl
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Granted, but there are sexual preadators hiding in the closets.

I wish I could make a wish without it being corrupted.
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Kamaitachi
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Eyes that see into Infinity

Granted. But you're only allowed to wish for something horrible to happen to you. (And on a completely unrelated note, you find yourself getting gang banged by a roomful of smelly fat 50-some year olds.)

I wish I had a dollar.
~~~I believe in nothing. Not in sin, not in god~~~

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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but its covered in anthrax.

I wish I could get rich by doing nothing.
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, you become rich by literally doing nothing. You become the world's fattest man and a side show attraction, people all over the world come to gawk at your tubbyness :P

I wish it wasn't so cold in this house :/
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Kovu
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Zidane was always entitled to 12 MOV!

Granted, but now it's as hot as it is in my apartment. Way too hot..

I wish this blasted fan wasn't so loud. >.<;

~ Kovu
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