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| Laharl | Sep 20 2009, 10:12 AM Post #61 |
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged
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Granted, but you are now retarted. I wish I never had to do laundry again and my clothes stay clean and undamaged forever. |
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| Wirtjr | Sep 20 2009, 10:34 AM Post #62 |
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Granted, but now you're too dead to wear them. I wish I didn't have the motherfuckin' flu. |
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| Kitty | Sep 20 2009, 10:47 AM Post #63 |
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Granted. Now you have mother fucking SWINE flu I wish it was the new weekend all ready >.> |
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Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus, find your kubrick You will never fall apart, Diana You're still in our hearts Never let you fall apart Together we'll dance in the dark She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp She's a tramp, she's a vamp But she still does her dance She's a tramp, she's a vamp ------------------------------------ Awards? How'd I win those? Also, when'd I get friends? Wirt spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo* shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot* | |
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| Hollie | Sep 20 2009, 01:38 PM Post #64 |
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Granted. Unfortunately, all that time-skipping turned you into an old granny. I wish I wasn't ginger. ;-; |
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| Kitty | Sep 20 2009, 01:41 PM Post #65 |
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Granted, You're a blonde. Welcome sister :D I wish i could go back in time. |
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Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus, find your kubrick You will never fall apart, Diana You're still in our hearts Never let you fall apart Together we'll dance in the dark She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp She's a tramp, she's a vamp But she still does her dance She's a tramp, she's a vamp ------------------------------------ Awards? How'd I win those? Also, when'd I get friends? Wirt spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo* shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot* | |
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| Hollie | Sep 20 2009, 01:47 PM Post #66 |
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((Hey, the blonde thing is fine. That's not corrupt-a-wish, that's IMPROVEMENT.)) Granted. You go back in time billions of years and accidentally kill the ancestor of all vertebae. Insects inherit the earth! Paradoxes run wild! I wish I could finish a book. |
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| Laharl | Sep 20 2009, 10:40 PM Post #67 |
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Granted, but you can never read again. I wish there was more time in a day. |
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| -HJ- | Sep 21 2009, 02:47 AM Post #68 |
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.
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Granted, but a gull took a dump on your head and then you fainted for no reason. I wish this topic was deleted |
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| Laharl | Sep 21 2009, 04:03 AM Post #69 |
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Granted, but then hackers destroy the internet. I wish was immune to all diseases. |
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| Hollie | Sep 21 2009, 02:49 PM Post #70 |
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Granted. Turns out, knives to the skull don't count as a disease. You die anyway. I wish A Streetcar Named Desire wasn't so bloody awful. |
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| -HJ- | Sep 21 2009, 03:26 PM Post #71 |
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.
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bitch this topic is still here, and so is the internet you lying to me!!!! |
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| Laharl | Sep 22 2009, 12:45 AM Post #72 |
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Granted, but any food you eat tastes like shit. I wish I was immortal. |
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| Hollie | Sep 25 2009, 11:28 AM Post #73 |
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Granted. You turn into a statue for eternity. I wish Laharl made sense. |
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| Wirtjr | Sep 25 2009, 11:31 AM Post #74 |
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Granted, but due to the fact the wish granter cannot resist such an obvious pun, he is now a giant nickel. *rimshot* I wish I had more exciting things happen. |
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| Laharl | Sep 25 2009, 11:36 AM Post #75 |
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Granted, but you now have cancer. I wish I had a wish to wish for. |
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