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Corrupt-A-Wish
Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM (3,455 Views)
Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but you are now retarted.

I wish I never had to do laundry again and my clothes stay clean and undamaged forever.
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Wirtjr
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The Train Conductor to Hell

Granted, but now you're too dead to wear them.

I wish I didn't have the motherfuckin' flu.
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Zoe
 
Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM)
*Pops his bones*
Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM)
which boners and why
Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM)
WHOOPS
Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM)
omg >_>;

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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted. Now you have mother fucking SWINE flu

I wish it was the new weekend all ready >.>
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
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Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Hollie
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Granted. Unfortunately, all that time-skipping turned you into an old granny.

I wish I wasn't ginger. ;-;
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Kitty
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Ra Ra Oo La La

Granted, You're a blonde. Welcome sister :D

I wish i could go back in time.
Find your freedom in the music
Find your Jesus, find your kubrick
You will never fall apart, Diana
You're still in our hearts
Never let you fall apart
Together we'll dance in the dark

She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
But she still does her dance
She's a tramp, she's a vamp
------------------------------------


Awards? How'd I win those?


Also, when'd I get friends?
Wirt
spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises
spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo*
shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot*
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Hollie
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((Hey, the blonde thing is fine. That's not corrupt-a-wish, that's IMPROVEMENT.))

Granted. You go back in time billions of years and accidentally kill the ancestor of all vertebae. Insects inherit the earth! Paradoxes run wild!

I wish I could finish a book.
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Laharl
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Granted, but you can never read again.

I wish there was more time in a day.
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-HJ-
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.

Granted, but a gull took a dump on your head and then you fainted for no reason.

I wish this topic was deleted
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Laharl
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Granted, but then hackers destroy the internet.

I wish was immune to all diseases.
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Hollie
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Granted. Turns out, knives to the skull don't count as a disease. You die anyway.

I wish A Streetcar Named Desire wasn't so bloody awful.
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-HJ-
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.

bitch this topic is still here, and so is the internet

you lying to me!!!!
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Laharl
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Granted, but any food you eat tastes like shit.

I wish I was immortal.
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Hollie
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Granted. You turn into a statue for eternity.

I wish Laharl made sense.
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Wirtjr
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The Train Conductor to Hell

Granted, but due to the fact the wish granter cannot resist such an obvious pun, he is now a giant nickel. *rimshot*

I wish I had more exciting things happen.
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Zoe
 
Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM)
*Pops his bones*
Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM)
which boners and why
Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM)
WHOOPS
Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM)
omg >_>;

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Laharl
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Banned less than 24 hours after being un-underdogged

Granted, but you now have cancer.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.
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