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| Soja | Jan 12 2010, 04:15 AM Post #46 |
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Gentle Water, Crashing Waves
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a divorce might be in order. |
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| Admin | Jan 12 2010, 05:31 AM Post #47 |
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There is a light that never goes out...
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Original ad: I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!! From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org Hey, I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested. Mike From Stephanie ******* to Me Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup From Mike Anderson to Stephanie ********* Stephanie, It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses. My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm. I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one. You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment. The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them. I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start? Mike From Stephanie ******* to Me omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!! From Mike Anderson to Stephanie ********* Stephanie, I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity. Mike From Stephanie ******* to Me No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested From Mike Anderson to Stephanie ********* Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume. |
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| Hakado | Jan 12 2010, 05:36 AM Post #48 |
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The Card Master
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Mike is epic troll |
Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon ![]() HakaDSie>Kovutachi
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| Light Yagami | Jan 12 2010, 12:22 PM Post #49 |
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As dog as a Fetch
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LOLOL |
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| Admin | Jan 12 2010, 06:16 PM Post #50 |
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There is a light that never goes out...
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I got lots more of those, too Original ad: I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I'm asking $300 for it. I am located in Brooklyn, but will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee. From Mike Partlow to ************@**********.org Hello, I am very interested in your fridge. Is it still available? If so, how much would you charge to deliver it to my place in the city? Mike From marty ******* to Me Yes mike it is still available. I will deliver it for an extra $50. where is your place located? From Mike Partlow to marty ******* I want it delivered to my office on the 67th floor of the ********* Building on **rd st and **********. Now I am pretty sure that the fridge won't fit in the elevator, and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry it up the stairs. I hope this won't be a problem. When can you deliver it? I work Monday-Friday 9-5 and can be there any time. I do need it sooner rather than later, however. Mike From marty ******* to Me that is absurd. Im not going to heave this very heavy fridge up 67 flights of stairs. Dosent your building have a cargo/utility elevator? From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs. There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. They don't let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn't an option. From marty ******* to Me absolutely not. do you have any idea how heavy this thing is? why do you even need a full size fridge in your office? just buy one of those small mini fridges. From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, You are obviously not a very good salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your product. How is that working out for you? Do you make a lot of money that way? Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out of there. I plan on disguising the fridge as a filing cabinet so my company will not get suspicious. If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet. Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actually a fridge. How does next Tuesday work? I am free all day. Mike From marty ******* to Me mike I don't think you understood me. I am NOT delivering the fridge to your office. it's way too big and heavy, and I doubt you will find anyone willing to carry it up to the 67th floor. From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, I'm sorry, I must have misread your ad. I could have sworn it said "will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee." Am I crazy, or did your ad say that? I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it." From marty ******* to Me Hey listen asshole. You are a Fuckin idiot if you honestly think somebody will do this. It has nothing to do with strength it is just an insane request. the only way you will get a fucking fridge up there is with an elevator. fuck off. From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, I get what you are saying. It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this. Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade. So see you Tuesday? Mike From marty ******* to Me shut the fuck up. |
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| Kitty | Jan 12 2010, 06:27 PM Post #51 |
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Ra Ra Oo La La
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HAHAHA where are you getting these? they're great |
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Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus, find your kubrick You will never fall apart, Diana You're still in our hearts Never let you fall apart Together we'll dance in the dark She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp She's a tramp, she's a vamp But she still does her dance She's a tramp, she's a vamp ------------------------------------ Awards? How'd I win those? Also, when'd I get friends? Wirt spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo* shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot* | |
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| Admin | Jan 12 2010, 06:29 PM Post #52 |
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There is a light that never goes out...
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Some guy on teamliquid made a big topic listing a bunch of his favorites with them a while ago. |
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| Kalamadorel | Jan 12 2010, 07:53 PM Post #53 |
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.
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Spoiler: click to toggle This one is fairly common but I thought I would include it anyway for those who haven't seen it yet. |
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| Crysta | Jan 12 2010, 07:59 PM Post #54 |
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wat
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| Bosceon | Jan 12 2010, 10:03 PM Post #55 |
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姚明
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that's my favorite |
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| Kitty | Jan 12 2010, 10:05 PM Post #56 |
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Ra Ra Oo La La
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I like died laughing XD |
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Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus, find your kubrick You will never fall apart, Diana You're still in our hearts Never let you fall apart Together we'll dance in the dark She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a tramp She's a tramp, she's a vamp But she still does her dance She's a tramp, she's a vamp ------------------------------------ Awards? How'd I win those? Also, when'd I get friends? Wirt spadeinthehat (6:13:57 PM): I dont know enough about penises spadeinthehat (6:14:08 PM): *is waiting for an innuendo* shadowbinder293 (6:14:30 PM): you can know more about my penis *rimshot* | |
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| Kalamadorel | Jan 12 2010, 11:07 PM Post #57 |
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.
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Yeah, that picture is absolutely priceless, the person who did that is an absolute comic genius. |
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| Inui | Jan 13 2010, 03:07 AM Post #58 |
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Power of Flower
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ROFLMAO |
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| Light Yagami | Jan 13 2010, 04:03 AM Post #59 |
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As dog as a Fetch
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It's like 1 in the morning and my brother is probably wondering why the fuck I'm giggling like an idiot in my room |
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| -HJ- | Jan 13 2010, 01:07 PM Post #60 |
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.
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