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Well what does that mean?
Topic Started: Mar 5 2010, 12:50 AM (317 Views)
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Positions you have applied for:
Job Opening Number: 13674 - Position Title: Computer Science Development Program

We want to let you know that we are still considering your resume and comparing your qualifications against our current and projected vacancies.

If during this time there have been changes in your resume, we ask that you take some time and update it with us.

We understand your desire to work here--It is an exciting and challenging environment. We need talented people and for that reason we will continue to consider you for upcoming opportunities. As always, we appreciate your interest and patience as we go through this process.

National Security Agency
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Do you think that means they still haven't looked at my resume yet?
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Kalamadorel
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Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.

That means that they lost your resume but are too scared to tell you that. Is it actually a job? The word program threw me off.
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Soja²
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NSA?

Gonna tap into my phone calls, blankz0rz? You'll find nothing there but Mikail making a fool of himself.

(From what I can tell, it means that they are backed up with resumes and if you do anything in between now and the time that they get back to you, to contact them and update your resume.)
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"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves."
—William Pitt; November 18, 1783
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23:59:33 [Ashavant] ...ugh. ewan died. Coin, is he worth saving?
23:59:40 ( Ashavant flips a coin => Fail )
23:59:48 [Ashavant] But his sister will still do me right
23:59:51 ( Ashavant flips a coin => Pass )
23:59:54 [Ashavant] Sweet.
23:59:56 Arthur_Collins enters this room
23:59:57 Ashavant keeps going.
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Light Yagami
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It probably means they have not and aren't going to for a while. How long ago did you apply for this position?
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Inui
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Sounds like you never applied for a job before, lol.
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Soja²
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He has, without a doubt. Just not a six-figure government job with the shadiest branch of U.S. Intelligence.
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"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves."
—William Pitt; November 18, 1783
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23:59:33 [Ashavant] ...ugh. ewan died. Coin, is he worth saving?
23:59:40 ( Ashavant flips a coin => Fail )
23:59:48 [Ashavant] But his sister will still do me right
23:59:51 ( Ashavant flips a coin => Pass )
23:59:54 [Ashavant] Sweet.
23:59:56 Arthur_Collins enters this room
23:59:57 Ashavant keeps going.
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Light Yagami
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oops read that wrong.

That'd be kool if you got the job. Six figures alone is kick ass and then you could give me a call

Edited by Light Yagami, Mar 5 2010, 07:39 AM.
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My best guess is that they're being honest. I would update your resume with them or at least say something that'd constitute showing interesting in the position. Even a quick email like: "I have no updates to my resume, but thank you for sending me an email and I look forward to hearing back from you soon." would do wonders.
Neon,June 8 2005
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@Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie.

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Wind Sword
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Maybe they've read your resume, and are completing a background check.
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Don't be silly. The government doesn't do background checks, or if they do they ignore them. Hello there, Major Hasan.
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"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves."
—William Pitt; November 18, 1783
Quote:
 
23:59:33 [Ashavant] ...ugh. ewan died. Coin, is he worth saving?
23:59:40 ( Ashavant flips a coin => Fail )
23:59:48 [Ashavant] But his sister will still do me right
23:59:51 ( Ashavant flips a coin => Pass )
23:59:54 [Ashavant] Sweet.
23:59:56 Arthur_Collins enters this room
23:59:57 Ashavant keeps going.
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Inui
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No johns @ you visiting your friends in person after you start making tons of cash.
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Crysta
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I guess the international super spy job didn't pan out? :[

My advice is the same as Reaver's. Good luck, Blankz0rz.
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I always give frying pans to female survivors in Dead Rising. It's really the only thing I'm confident they know how to use.
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Kalamadorel
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Reaver
Mar 5 2010, 10:17 AM
My best guess is that they're being honest. I would update your resume with them or at least say something that'd constitute showing interesting in the position. Even a quick email like: "I have no updates to my resume, but thank you for sending me an email and I look forward to hearing back from you soon." would do wonders.
This man is a genius. I reckon it would be good to show that them you're still interested. Maybe try and think of something to add to your resume? Obviously you can't just add anything though so that may not work out.
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Mar 5 2010, 01:59 PM
Don't be silly. The government doesn't do background checks, or if they do they ignore them. Hello there, Major Hasan.
sup oblahma's entire staff? :sentenal:
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It was one of those nonreply emails. I guess I could modify my resume (though I thought they were supposed to remove it from my profile after 24 hours) though there isn't much to change...

Oh wait, I'm king of the IEEE club at my university now by default.
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