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| Laharl | Aug 27 2011, 04:12 AM Post #16 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: what is good to listen to during sex? You: Something loud and violent. You: Because that's how I like my sex. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Laharl | Aug 28 2011, 02:39 AM Post #17 |
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: I am your father. Stranger 2: cool. Stranger 1: hey dad Stranger 2: can we have sex now? Stranger 1: dad is jimmy going to be okay? Stranger 1: he keeps asking if we can have sex Stranger 2: i can hear you, you know! Stranger 1: and he's my brother and i love him but i don't love him like you and mommy when i had the nightmare and came in to your room Stranger 1: jimmy i don't like it when you look at me like movie stares Stranger 2: But the bible says incest is okay Stranger 1: nuh uh Stranger 2: Because adam and eve only had daughters Stranger 2: or sons Stranger 2: one of the two Stranger 1: dad he's been doing this all day Stranger 2: and hence they had to have incestuous relations with their parents in order for mankind to exist Stranger 1: making weird literalist bible arguments Stranger 1: with his hand down his pants Stranger 2: i liking jacking to jezabel, is that okay with you? Stranger 1: can we call grandpa over to hit him with his newspaper like grandpa does sometimes Stranger 1 has disconnected This message is too long. Your chat was not sent. Use Messages instead. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: I am your father. Stranger 2: cool. Stranger 1: hey dad Stranger 2: can we have sex now? Stranger 1: dad is jimmy going to be okay? Stranger 1: he keeps asking if we can have sex Stranger 2: i can hear you, you know! Stranger 1: and he's my brother and i love him but i don't love him like you and mommy when i had the nightmare and came in to your room Stranger 1: jimmy i don't like it when you look at me like movie stares Stranger 2: But the bible says incest is okay Stranger 1: nuh uh Stranger 2: Because adam and eve only had daughters Stranger 2: or sons Stranger 2: one of the two Stranger 1: dad he's been doing this all day Stranger 2: and hence they had to have incestuous relations with their parents in order for mankind to exist Stranger 1: making weird literalist bible arguments Stranger 1: with his hand down his pants Stranger 2: i liking jacking to jezabel, is that okay with you? Stranger 1: can we call grandpa over to hit him with his newspaper like grandpa does sometimes Stranger 1 has disconnected |
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| Laharl | Aug 28 2011, 03:59 AM Post #18 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done? You: Your mom. You: Nine months later you were born. You: Biggest mistake of my life. Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: How you like them apples spy? You: Remember to always use a condom. Stranger: oh wait..they cant answer darn Stranger: haha so true You: I'm just doing my job of keeping unwanted pregnancies down. Stranger: i mean it is becoming a problem You: Too many young kids these days are getting loose between the sheets. You: We must stop this outrage! Stranger: we should just tie all their tubes You: In my day, you had to get a license before you could even do the horizontal tango. Stranger: hahah You: And you had to show you had a decent mental aptitude. You: Not like today when you can walk into the bathroom of a Taco Bell to see the little waitress giving a tounge job to the meat packing boy, Stranger: Yea it is a shame what people settle with these days You: Disgusting. Stranger: Never Have i ever! You: The perversion of society today is down right appaling! You: ... You: ... You: ... You: So listen.... You: Want to get get naked on cam? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Laharl | Aug 28 2011, 04:07 AM Post #19 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: Should marijuana be legalized? Please dont just leave i would actually like to see a reasonable discussion. Please say if youve smoked. You: Yes. You: Weed ftw! Stranger: no You: And... You: Underage sex ftw! Stranger: and i dont think it must be legalized You: Lower the legal age of consent in America! You: I want my minors! Stranger: it's not goog for health Stranger: really Stranger: it's addiction You: Hey you! You: Yes you, stranger! Stranger: what? You: Come here! You: I got a secret to tell you! Stranger: yes You: You... You: have... You: just... You: been... You: ...........................................................................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_ ....................................................................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-, ...............................................................................,~''::::::::',::::::::::::::::::::|', ...............................................................................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':} ...............................................................................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : ...............................................................................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: | ..............................................................................(_''~-': : : :::o: : : :o: : : ...............................................................................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,' RICK ROLLED!!!11!!!!11! ...................................................................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -- ..............................................................................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-' ........................................................................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/| ...............................................................__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__ ...................................................,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__ ................................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-, ................................................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;| .............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : |__|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;| ...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;;;. . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/ ........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. . |::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/ ......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;; |..|. . . .|;;;;;;;;| ......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'', |.;|. . . . ;;;;;;;| ....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|. |.;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;| ................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |:|. . . . |;;;;;;;| ...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |:|. . . .'|;;',;;;;;| ..............................|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;| |:|. . .,';;;;;',;;;;|_ ............................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.|:|. . .|;;;;;;;|;;;;|''''~-, ............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;| |:|. . ./;;;;;;;;|;;;|;;;;;;|-,,__ ........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| |:|._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_ ......................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'....,';;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.|:|::::'''~--~'''||;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;,-~''''~--, ......................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'....../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.|:|::::::::::::::|;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;''-,: : : : : :'''~-,:'''~~--, ...................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'......,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|:|:|::::::::::::::',;;;;;;|_''''~--,,-~---,,___,-~~'''__''~- ..................,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'......../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|:|:|:::::::::::::::|;;;;;;|.....................''-,_''-,''-,''~ ................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/.......,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|:|:|:::::::::::::::|;;;;;|.............................._'' Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Laharl | Aug 28 2011, 04:22 AM Post #20 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: Do you judge and/or make fun of overweight people? (If you do and you don't feel bad about it you should feel very ashamed) You: Yes I do. Problem? Stranger: I am overweight... Stranger: help You: Hey fatass! You: Put down the cheeseburger! Stranger: i am 2 and way 385 pownds You: McDonalds is the enemy! Stranger: help me i am fat cunt You: I am helping you! Stranger: No You: Stop greasing up your fat rolls. Stranger: you are morally dsgracing my opinions with yours. Stranger: THAT DOES NOT HELP THE SITUATION You: I'm sorry... I couldn't hear you with that hotdog in your mouth. Stranger: I think youre funny as fuck you should be a comedian Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Laharl | Nov 22 2011, 08:07 AM Post #21 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like Fight Club. You: hi Stranger: hello You: whats up Stranger: First rule of fight club is ... Stranger: (and not much) You: dont talk about fight club You: i win Stranger: second rule of fight club is... You: dont talk about fight club You: i win again Stranger: yes sir! You: =) Stranger: Hmm what more fight club references can we make... Stranger: I WANT YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN You: good one Stranger: hehe You: let me think of one You: okay i got it You: THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER You have disconnected. --- You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Something is in my head and it's eating my brain! HELP!!!! Stranger 1: Math? I hate math. Stranger 1: Unless you're playing Dead Space , then It's a Demon thingy. Don't worry, you'll be dead soon. Stranger 1 has disconnected --- flyingpaladin617 (11/20/11 10:45:13 PM): You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: My brother looks like Edward Norton from American History X. Should I be scared? I'm half black. Stranger 2: hahaha Stranger 2: you'll get half-curbstomped. Stranger 2: it won't be half as bad as it was in the movie. Stranger 1: Kicked mostly. Stranger 1: Or maybe just kneed. Stranger 2: i think i'd prefer to be kicked over kneed. Stranger 2: knee to knee's dangerous. Stranger 2: career ender for sure. Stranger 1: Are your children giving knee to knee contact at school? find out at 11. Stranger 2: hahaha Stranger 2: that'd be a top story in Canada Stranger 1: Nah, top story in canada is somebody folded a napkin in a new, exciting way. Stranger 2: haha i just meant because knee-to-knee hits are in hockey. Stranger 2: i'm going to die in Canada. smoking the best weed and concentrates known to man. Stranger 1: Oh, well, then, maybe. I'm terrible at sports. Stranger 1 has disconnected --- You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Stranger 1 is male. Strager 2 is female. Pretend you're the last two people on Earth. What do you do? Make it sexy! GO!! Stranger 1: Who is who? Stranger 1: I DONT SEE ANY DAMN NUMBERS Stranger 2: well are you a female or male ![]() Stranger 1: malE Stranger 2: okay, thats good Stranger 2: im a girl Stranger 2: :D Stranger 1: k Stranger 1: go Stranger 1: lol we're last on earth Stranger 2: touch me innaporopriately Stranger 1: I will not, you are my mum Stranger 1: lets go pick pineapples Stranger 2: its okay, we're last on earth, Stranger 2: this is allowed Stranger 1: it is not okay Stranger 2: i will have your web footed children and we will not be last on eaarth Stranger 1: I will not make my mum preggo Stranger 1: I want to pick some damn pineapples Stranger 2: adam and eve did it omg Stranger 2: i dont even like pineapples Stranger 1: Adam and Eve sure did Stranger 2: ;'( Stranger 1: and look where we are Stranger 1: MAN STARTED WITH INCEST Stranger 1: and now its ending with it Stranger 1: I will not make love to you, mum Stranger 2: omg, you said mum.. i presume you're british Stranger 1: you can presume all you want mum Stranger 1: no sex Stranger 2: finger me then x Stranger 1: wtfs x? Stranger 1: I HAVE A NAME Stranger 2: i should hope you do Stranger 1: I'll call you 52 Stranger 2: i dont remember it though Stranger 1: if you call me "x" Stranger 2: okay x Stranger 1: so 52, shall we go pick something? Stranger 2: yes Stranger 2: that would be wonderful Stranger 2: x Stranger 1: how bout seaweed? Stranger 1: or oil? 52 Stranger 2: can you pick oil x Stranger 1: yeah you can Stranger 2: how about some ganja leaves x Stranger 1: wtfs that 52 Stranger 2: never mind x Stranger 1: so Stranger 1: we're last on earth Stranger 2: omg is someone really watching this conversation x Stranger 1: that means we're not last on earth Stranger 1: AWESOME Stranger 2: LOGIC Stranger 1: hope its a female Stranger 2: haha. why's that Stranger 1: no wincest needed Stranger 1: can have sex with DAT Stranger 1: and not with u Stranger 1: 52 Stranger 2: im pretty sure its a creepy old pervert Stranger 2: and i am hurted Stranger 1: you are hurted 52? Stranger 1: I'am sad Stranger 2: sad 52 is sad ![]() Stranger 1: yes Stranger 1: now Stranger 1: show ur face watching stranger Stranger 1: so we can get puffin' Stranger 2: can we see who they are omg Stranger 2: that would be mint Stranger 1: that'd be mint indeed Stranger 2: fuckin perverrts Stranger 1: so Stranger 1: I have a car Stranger 1: lets go party 52? Stranger 1: I mean we can go to HOLLEHWUUD Stranger 1: and also question for stalker Stranger 1: how did 7bil die? Stranger 1: and we survive? Stranger 2: omg Stranger 2: there was a plauge probs x Stranger 1: awesome that means Stranger 1: playboymansion Stranger 1: is full of hot bodies Stranger 1: intact! Stranger 1: amazin' Stranger 2: yeh bby. i'd have to go find some hot man flacid penis and.. Stranger 2: well. no that would be weird Stranger 1: it would Stranger 1: but ur name is 52 Stranger 1: weird is nice Stranger 1: just inject it with concrete Stranger 1: and u have urself one awesomes dick Stranger 2: omfg :| Stranger 2: :L Stranger 1: I'am a genious Stranger 1: all thanks to u 52 Stranger 2: who did i have sex with to have such a genious child Stranger 2: probs stephen hawkins Stranger 1: probably ur brother Stranger 1: yeah, ur brother Stranger 2: ![]() Stranger 1: incest Stranger 2: is niceeeeee Stranger 1: yeah Stranger 1: so Stranger 1: OH NO PLAGUE IS BACK Stranger 1: IM DYING Stranger 1: noooo Stranger 1: dead Stranger 1 has disconnected --- You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Interesting Fact: There are no vaginas on the internet. And while we're on the subject, just what is a vagina anyway? I'm 40. I should know this by now. Stranger 1: Lol. thats gross Stranger 2: A vagina is a mexican meal that is close to a taco. Stranger 2: They can buy them at Taco Bell Stranger 1: hahahahahaah Stranger 1 has disconnected --- You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Attention all women: get your slutty asses in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Stranger 2: ok Stranger 2: hai ur name Stranger 1: YO /B/RO Stranger 1: BUT... Stranger 1: 5/10 Stranger 1: WILL :D Stranger 2: what? Stranger 1: Will Stranger 1: The names will Stranger 2: k do u have a sister Stranger 1: Lawl ye Stranger 1: but she would kickass you Stranger 2: is she sexy Stranger 2: how old is she Stranger 1: sexier than you could imagine Stranger 1: 24 Stranger 1: and she would still kickass you :/ Stranger 2: then what r u waiting for fuck her harder Stranger 1: Lol Stranger 1: Incest is Wincest huh? Stranger 2: im serious will..................fuck her Stranger 2: she is an angel Stranger 2: fuck her Stranger 1: Im serious as well o.o Stranger 2: taste her cum Stranger 1: I cant Stranger 1: they would know about it Stranger 1: they... about everything o.o Stranger 2: fuck her dude Stranger 2: u ill find heaven in ur house Stranger 1: I cant o.o Stranger 1: *know Stranger 1: they would get me Stranger 1: theyre watching me right now Stranger 1: i can feel their breatj Stranger 1: its so cold :< Stranger 2: no fuck her when she is alone in home Stranger 1: im so... cold Stranger 1: they would be there as well Stranger 1: and then they would finally get me Stranger 2: whr is ur sister? Stranger 1: the risk is to big Stranger 2: dude fuck her Stranger 1: Im not supposed to tell you Stranger 1: im so scared Stranger 1: i feel so lonely... Stranger 2: catch her and fuck her Stranger 1: HOW OFTEN SHALL I REPEAT Stranger 1: I CANT ![]() Stranger 2: why u dnt have asister Stranger 1: Oh shiii... Stranger 2: u will Stranger 1: they might have heard me Stranger 1: im fucked Stranger 1: bro Stranger 2: u fuck her harder Stranger 1: we will meet up in hell Stranger 1: they will be here soon Stranger 1: its all over now Stranger 1: ... Stranger 2: no dude if u fuck her u vill be in hell Stranger 1: Please tell my wife and my kids that I luv em Stranger 2: sry if u fuck her u vill in heaven Stranger 1: daddy wont come home... Stranger 1: okay? Stranger 2: whr r u gng? Stranger 1: to hell o.o Stranger 1: they r almost here Stranger 2: why? Stranger 1: i can here their steps Stranger 1: I dont know Stranger 2: o u loser.......... Stranger 1: I dont even know why they r after me Stranger 1: its been 3years now Stranger 1: every night Stranger 2: U R A LOSER Stranger 1: im laying awake in my bed and wait for dieing Stranger 2: U R A LOSER Stranger 1: oh god... Stranger 2: U R A LOSER Stranger 1: why me? Stranger 1: i didnt do anything wrong Stranger 1: I was a good person Stranger 1: well then Stranger 2: fuck off man Stranger 1: they r knocking on my door Stranger 2: open the door and o to hell Stranger 1: ill disconnect now Stranger 2: go to hell ....................and u r a LOSER Stranger 1: and embrace the death Stranger 1: finally its over Stranger 1: im so tired Stranger 1: i can sleep now Stranger 2: my last advice fuck ur SISTER Stranger 1: ... Stranger 1 has disconnected |
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| -HJ- | Jan 6 2012, 11:37 PM Post #22 |
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.
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hey man I don't mean to be rude but these all kinda suck |
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| Laharl | Jan 16 2012, 01:08 AM Post #23 |
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NEEDS MORE DINGO |
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| Levin | Jan 19 2012, 12:39 PM Post #24 |
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This is where the pages start to turn
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What is this mindrot |
Formerly Levin, Glen, Gale, Sailor Neptune, Erk (At the old FEFF)![]() i am 12 and wat is this | |
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| -HJ- | Jan 20 2012, 08:13 AM Post #25 |
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.
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haha knonno yazzafak haha yazza yazza fak a kononoo yazzafak ha kna yakzak no fak haznayn...... ..bb<tzt yazfakkanoohaha,,,, ..bztsz |
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