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the adventures of HJ and Dino
Topic Started: Jul 2 2011, 08:46 PM (557 Views)
Laharl
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
what is good to listen to during sex?
You: Something loud and violent.
You: Because that's how I like my sex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Laharl
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I am your father.
Stranger 2: cool.
Stranger 1: hey dad
Stranger 2: can we have sex now?
Stranger 1: dad is jimmy going to be okay?
Stranger 1: he keeps asking if we can have sex
Stranger 2: i can hear you, you know!
Stranger 1: and he's my brother and i love him but i don't love him like you and mommy when i had the nightmare and came in to your room
Stranger 1: jimmy i don't like it when you look at me like movie stares
Stranger 2: But the bible says incest is okay
Stranger 1: nuh uh
Stranger 2: Because adam and eve only had daughters
Stranger 2: or sons
Stranger 2: one of the two
Stranger 1: dad he's been doing this all day
Stranger 2: and hence they had to have incestuous relations with their parents in order for mankind to exist
Stranger 1: making weird literalist bible arguments
Stranger 1: with his hand down his pants
Stranger 2: i liking jacking to jezabel, is that okay with you?
Stranger 1: can we call grandpa over to hit him with his newspaper like grandpa does sometimes
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I am your father.
Stranger 2: cool.
Stranger 1: hey dad
Stranger 2: can we have sex now?
Stranger 1: dad is jimmy going to be okay?
Stranger 1: he keeps asking if we can have sex
Stranger 2: i can hear you, you know!
Stranger 1: and he's my brother and i love him but i don't love him like you and mommy when i had the nightmare and came in to your room
Stranger 1: jimmy i don't like it when you look at me like movie stares
Stranger 2: But the bible says incest is okay
Stranger 1: nuh uh
Stranger 2: Because adam and eve only had daughters
Stranger 2: or sons
Stranger 2: one of the two
Stranger 1: dad he's been doing this all day
Stranger 2: and hence they had to have incestuous relations with their parents in order for mankind to exist
Stranger 1: making weird literalist bible arguments
Stranger 1: with his hand down his pants
Stranger 2: i liking jacking to jezabel, is that okay with you?
Stranger 1: can we call grandpa over to hit him with his newspaper like grandpa does sometimes
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Laharl
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Question to discuss:
What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done?
You: Your mom.
You: Nine months later you were born.
You: Biggest mistake of my life.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: How you like them apples spy?
You: Remember to always use a condom.
Stranger: oh wait..they cant answer darn
Stranger: haha so true
You: I'm just doing my job of keeping unwanted pregnancies down.
Stranger: i mean it is becoming a problem
You: Too many young kids these days are getting loose between the sheets.
You: We must stop this outrage!
Stranger: we should just tie all their tubes
You: In my day, you had to get a license before you could even do the horizontal tango.
Stranger: hahah
You: And you had to show you had a decent mental aptitude.
You: Not like today when you can walk into the bathroom of a Taco Bell to see the little waitress giving a tounge job to the meat packing boy,
Stranger: Yea it is a shame what people settle with these days
You: Disgusting.
Stranger: Never Have i ever!
You: The perversion of society today is down right appaling!
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: So listen....
You: Want to get get naked on cam?
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Laharl
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Should marijuana be legalized? Please dont just leave i would actually like to see a reasonable discussion. Please say if youve smoked.
You: Yes.
You: Weed ftw!
Stranger: no
You: And...
You: Underage sex ftw!
Stranger: and i dont think it must be legalized
You: Lower the legal age of consent in America!
You: I want my minors!
Stranger: it's not goog for health
Stranger: really
Stranger: it's addiction
You: Hey you!
You: Yes you, stranger!
Stranger: what?
You: Come here!
You: I got a secret to tell you!
Stranger: yes
You: You...
You: have...
You: just...
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Laharl
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Do you judge and/or make fun of overweight people? (If you do and you don't feel bad about it you should feel very ashamed)
You: Yes I do. Problem?
Stranger: I am overweight...
Stranger: help
You: Hey fatass!
You: Put down the cheeseburger!
Stranger: i am 2 and way 385 pownds
You: McDonalds is the enemy!
Stranger: help me i am fat cunt
You: I am helping you!
Stranger: No
You: Stop greasing up your fat rolls.
Stranger: you are morally dsgracing my opinions with yours.
Stranger: THAT DOES NOT HELP THE SITUATION
You: I'm sorry... I couldn't hear you with that hotdog in your mouth.
Stranger: I think youre funny as fuck you should be a comedian
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Laharl
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Fight Club.

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: whats up

Stranger: First rule of fight club is ...

Stranger: (and not much)

You: dont talk about fight club

You: i win

Stranger: second rule of fight club is...

You: dont talk about fight club

You: i win again

Stranger: yes sir!

You: =)

Stranger: Hmm what more fight club references can we make...

Stranger: I WANT YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN

You: good one

Stranger: hehe

You: let me think of one

You: okay i got it

You: THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
You have disconnected.

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Something is in my head and it's eating my brain! HELP!!!!

Stranger 1: Math? I hate math.

Stranger 1: Unless you're playing Dead Space , then It's a Demon thingy. Don't worry, you'll be dead soon.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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flyingpaladin617 (11/20/11 10:45:13 PM):
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
My brother looks like Edward Norton from American History X. Should I be scared? I'm half black.

Stranger 2: hahaha

Stranger 2: you'll get half-curbstomped.

Stranger 2: it won't be half as bad as it was in the movie.

Stranger 1: Kicked mostly.

Stranger 1: Or maybe just kneed.

Stranger 2: i think i'd prefer to be kicked over kneed.

Stranger 2: knee to knee's dangerous.

Stranger 2: career ender for sure.

Stranger 1: Are your children giving knee to knee contact at school? find out at 11.

Stranger 2: hahaha

Stranger 2: that'd be a top story in Canada

Stranger 1: Nah, top story in canada is somebody folded a napkin in a new, exciting way.

Stranger 2: haha i just meant because knee-to-knee hits are in hockey.

Stranger 2: i'm going to die in Canada. smoking the best weed and concentrates known to man.

Stranger 1: Oh, well, then, maybe. I'm terrible at sports.

Stranger 1 has disconnected


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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Stranger 1 is male. Strager 2 is female. Pretend you're the last two people on Earth. What do you do? Make it sexy! GO!!

Stranger 1: Who is who?

Stranger 1: I DONT SEE ANY DAMN NUMBERS

Stranger 2: well are you a female or male :P

Stranger 1: malE

Stranger 2: okay, thats good

Stranger 2: im a girl

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 1: k

Stranger 1: go

Stranger 1: lol we're last on earth

Stranger 2: touch me innaporopriately

Stranger 1: I will not, you are my mum

Stranger 1: lets go pick pineapples

Stranger 2: its okay, we're last on earth,

Stranger 2: this is allowed

Stranger 1: it is not okay

Stranger 2: i will have your web footed children and we will not be last on eaarth

Stranger 1: I will not make my mum preggo

Stranger 1: I want to pick some damn pineapples

Stranger 2: adam and eve did it omg

Stranger 2: i dont even like pineapples

Stranger 1: Adam and Eve sure did

Stranger 2: ;'(

Stranger 1: and look where we are

Stranger 1: MAN STARTED WITH INCEST

Stranger 1: and now its ending with it

Stranger 1: I will not make love to you, mum

Stranger 2: omg, you said mum.. i presume you're british

Stranger 1: you can presume all you want mum

Stranger 1: no sex

Stranger 2: finger me then x

Stranger 1: wtfs x?

Stranger 1: I HAVE A NAME

Stranger 2: i should hope you do

Stranger 1: I'll call you 52

Stranger 2: i dont remember it though

Stranger 1: if you call me "x"

Stranger 2: okay x

Stranger 1: so 52, shall we go pick something?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 2: that would be wonderful

Stranger 2: x

Stranger 1: how bout seaweed?

Stranger 1: or oil? 52

Stranger 2: can you pick oil x

Stranger 1: yeah you can

Stranger 2: how about some ganja leaves x

Stranger 1: wtfs that 52

Stranger 2: never mind x

Stranger 1: so

Stranger 1: we're last on earth

Stranger 2: omg is someone really watching this conversation x

Stranger 1: that means we're not last on earth

Stranger 1: AWESOME

Stranger 2: LOGIC

Stranger 1: hope its a female

Stranger 2: haha. why's that

Stranger 1: no wincest needed

Stranger 1: can have sex with DAT

Stranger 1: and not with u

Stranger 1: 52

Stranger 2: im pretty sure its a creepy old pervert

Stranger 2: and i am hurted

Stranger 1: you are hurted 52?

Stranger 1: I'am sad

Stranger 2: sad 52 is sad :'(

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 1: now

Stranger 1: show ur face watching stranger

Stranger 1: so we can get puffin'

Stranger 2: can we see who they are omg

Stranger 2: that would be mint

Stranger 1: that'd be mint indeed

Stranger 2: fuckin perverrts

Stranger 1: so

Stranger 1: I have a car

Stranger 1: lets go party 52?

Stranger 1: I mean we can go to HOLLEHWUUD

Stranger 1: and also question for stalker

Stranger 1: how did 7bil die?

Stranger 1: and we survive?

Stranger 2: omg

Stranger 2: there was a plauge probs x

Stranger 1: awesome that means

Stranger 1: playboymansion

Stranger 1: is full of hot bodies

Stranger 1: intact!

Stranger 1: amazin'

Stranger 2: yeh bby. i'd have to go find some hot man flacid penis and..

Stranger 2: well. no that would be weird

Stranger 1: it would

Stranger 1: but ur name is 52

Stranger 1: weird is nice

Stranger 1: just inject it with concrete

Stranger 1: and u have urself one awesomes dick

Stranger 2: omfg :|

Stranger 2: :L

Stranger 1: I'am a genious

Stranger 1: all thanks to u 52

Stranger 2: who did i have sex with to have such a genious child

Stranger 2: probs stephen hawkins

Stranger 1: probably ur brother

Stranger 1: yeah, ur brother

Stranger 2: :o

Stranger 1: incest

Stranger 2: is niceeeeee

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: so

Stranger 1: OH NO PLAGUE IS BACK

Stranger 1: IM DYING

Stranger 1: noooo

Stranger 1: dead

Stranger 1 has disconnected


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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Interesting Fact: There are no vaginas on the internet. And while we're on the subject, just what is a vagina anyway? I'm 40. I should know this by now.

Stranger 1: Lol. thats gross

Stranger 2: A vagina is a mexican meal that is close to a taco.

Stranger 2: They can buy them at Taco Bell

Stranger 1: hahahahahaah

Stranger 1 has disconnected


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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Attention all women: get your slutty asses in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 2: hai ur name

Stranger 1: YO /B/RO

Stranger 1: BUT...

Stranger 1: 5/10

Stranger 1: WILL :D

Stranger 2: what?

Stranger 1: Will

Stranger 1: The names will

Stranger 2: k do u have a sister

Stranger 1: Lawl ye

Stranger 1: but she would kickass you

Stranger 2: is she sexy

Stranger 2: how old is she

Stranger 1: sexier than you could imagine

Stranger 1: 24

Stranger 1: and she would still kickass you :/

Stranger 2: then what r u waiting for fuck her harder

Stranger 1: Lol

Stranger 1: Incest is Wincest huh?

Stranger 2: im serious will..................fuck her

Stranger 2: she is an angel

Stranger 2: fuck her

Stranger 1: Im serious as well o.o

Stranger 2: taste her cum

Stranger 1: I cant

Stranger 1: they would know about it

Stranger 1: they... about everything o.o

Stranger 2: fuck her dude

Stranger 2: u ill find heaven in ur house

Stranger 1: I cant o.o

Stranger 1: *know

Stranger 1: they would get me

Stranger 1: theyre watching me right now

Stranger 1: i can feel their breatj

Stranger 1: its so cold :<

Stranger 2: no fuck her when she is alone in home

Stranger 1: im so... cold

Stranger 1: they would be there as well

Stranger 1: and then they would finally get me

Stranger 2: whr is ur sister?

Stranger 1: the risk is to big

Stranger 2: dude fuck her

Stranger 1: Im not supposed to tell you

Stranger 1: im so scared

Stranger 1: i feel so lonely...

Stranger 2: catch her and fuck her

Stranger 1: HOW OFTEN SHALL I REPEAT

Stranger 1: I CANT D:

Stranger 2: why u dnt have asister

Stranger 1: Oh shiii...

Stranger 2: u will

Stranger 1: they might have heard me

Stranger 1: im fucked

Stranger 1: bro

Stranger 2: u fuck her harder

Stranger 1: we will meet up in hell

Stranger 1: they will be here soon

Stranger 1: its all over now

Stranger 1: ...

Stranger 2: no dude if u fuck her u vill be in hell

Stranger 1: Please tell my wife and my kids that I luv em

Stranger 2: sry if u fuck her u vill in heaven

Stranger 1: daddy wont come home...

Stranger 1: okay?

Stranger 2: whr r u gng?

Stranger 1: to hell o.o

Stranger 1: they r almost here

Stranger 2: why?

Stranger 1: i can here their steps

Stranger 1: I dont know

Stranger 2: o u loser..........

Stranger 1: I dont even know why they r after me

Stranger 1: its been 3years now

Stranger 1: every night

Stranger 2: U R A LOSER

Stranger 1: im laying awake in my bed and wait for dieing

Stranger 2: U R A LOSER

Stranger 1: oh god...

Stranger 2: U R A LOSER

Stranger 1: why me?

Stranger 1: i didnt do anything wrong

Stranger 1: I was a good person

Stranger 1: well then

Stranger 2: fuck off man

Stranger 1: they r knocking on my door

Stranger 2: open the door and o to hell

Stranger 1: ill disconnect now

Stranger 2: go to hell ....................and u r a LOSER

Stranger 1: and embrace the death

Stranger 1: finally its over

Stranger 1: im so tired

Stranger 1: i can sleep now

Stranger 2: my last advice fuck ur SISTER

Stranger 1: ...

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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.

hey man I don't mean to be rude but these all kinda suck
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hey man I don't mean to be rude but these all kinda suck
NEEDS MORE DINGO
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This is where the pages start to turn

What is this mindrot
Formerly Levin, Glen, Gale, Sailor Neptune, Erk (At the old FEFF)
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I've failed to come up with something witty, so I hope you will enjoy this filler text instead.

haha knonno yazzafak haha yazza yazza fak a kononoo yazzafak ha kna yakzak no fak haznayn...... ..bb<tzt yazfakkanoohaha,,,, ..bztsz
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