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Oh yea feel the spirit of Zelda!; What are you Zeldaing to right now?
Topic Started: Jul 11 2006, 11:28 AM (12,642 Views)
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Sep 19 2008, 12:59 AM
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Sep 18 2008, 08:59 AM
I'm not a guru. I just don't think everything is about sex. =P
That's because you're not a guy.
Probably 99 % of guys do think that everything is about sex, and those who tell you otherwise are lying so that you think they aren't a "pig" like the rest of us.
But it really isn't fair because most of you women don't reach your sexual peak til you're in your 30's. We reach ours between the ages of 16 to 21. So yeah....many of you will be thinking more like us in the future when your hormones start kicking in. So don't knock us for thinking about sex often. Besides, sex is fun and it's good exercise so whats not to love about sex?
I think thats a bunch of BS. 99% my ass.
Listen, Epi....I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
When you women aren't around, the truth comes out. When us guys have our lil "male bonding" sessions, we talk about our recent lays, how tight their pussies were, how much they screamed or moaned, and if we were lucky enough to get some anal sex.
No, I think you just hang around guys with similar perversions as you. Just because you boys are sick doesnt mean the rest of the male population is. Its guys like you that make women want to spit in men's faces. Don't you feel any shame or guilt in the fact that you make mankind look like brainless sexmachines?

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That's the reality. At least at this age anyway. Maybe older men are different because they realize their time is running out and they need to find a life partner or else they'll be shit out of luck later on. But for the most part, this is how men are.

Also, you know when guys take you out to dinner, movies, amusement parks, etc.? Well, in the back of our heads, we're hoping that all those things will impress you enough so that you'll eventually give in and have sex with us. Some guys may try for a long time on certain girls...showering them with presents, being romantic, taking them out on dates....but that usually depends on how attractive the girl is and how bad they want their tight pussy.

Of course, marriage is different. I suppose that doesn't apply if you're willing to marry someone. But that's where your "Mental connection" comes into play which is accompanied by physical attraction as well. I mean, I hope if you're willing to marry someone, you know them well enough to be able to tell if you'll be happy with them for the next 50 + years.


Link me to a reliable site that can defend this. While youre at it, show me where you got the 99% from. I'm curious to see if your basing this off of studies and facts or if youre just coming up with this shit off the top of your head.
Edited by EpiFight, Sep 19 2008, 08:52 AM.
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Men are different than women, Epi! Just face it!
We think with our dicks!
And like I said before, those who don't are just better at hiding it and "playing the game".
I'm not going to argue though. If you don't want to face the music then fine. Continue pretending like sex isn't one of the main driving forces behind a man's decisions in life. I don't really care.

This is an internet forum. I come on here out of sheer boredom, not to carry on pointless arguments.
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I never sit around and talk about that kind of stuff :mellow: . (yes I do have friends to talk to :henteko: )
my older brothers kind of do it.. but it;s more like " :O oooooh she's so hot! /perhaps a mention of boobs"
I've always thought it was annoying and lame. If I think a girl is " hot" I'll keep it to myself; I don't need to exclaim it to the whole world just so they know how not gay I am.
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I still want some facts, Neil.
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Im not saying men and women think exactly alike. And Im not saying men dont think of sex. Both men and women think of sex but they dont eat sleep and breathe it.

Edit- Im sure some think about it more than others, but just because you do doesnt mean everyone else does.
Edited by EpiFight, Sep 19 2008, 03:23 PM.
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I tell everyone about the amazing anal sex I have.
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Sep 19 2008, 04:38 PM
I tell everyone about the amazing anal sex I have.
with yourself?
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Sep 19 2008, 04:38 PM
I tell everyone about the amazing anal sex I have.
Everyone, as in your diary?
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Yes. To both of you.
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Where were you when we were getting high?

Slowly walking down the hall

faster than a cannon ball

Where were you while we were getting high?

SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND ME

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AND A CHAMPAGNE SUPER NOVA IN THE SKYYY
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Ozzy Osbourne and Lita Ford - "If I Close My Eyes Forever"
A nice rock ballad....
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The lights went out...

AND NIKKI STARTED TO GRIIIIIIND
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Lynard Skynard - "Give Me Three Steps"
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Spock's Beard - The Great Nothing

Amazing epic. :up: Not that anyone here cares about my taste in music.
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Coldplay - "Trouble"
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I've had this stuck in my head all day...
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Awesome video and cool song. :up:
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Its catchy. =) Very 60s pop era-ish/doo whop influenced.

His voice is pretty bangin'.
Edited by EpiFight, Sep 24 2008, 01:18 PM.
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Madonna - "Beautiful Stranger" :up:
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2080- Yeasayer
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Eric Clapton - "Cocaine"
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^^^^Fail.
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Alanis Morisette - "Ironic"

This chick is good...
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Oct 6 2008, 04:43 PM
Alanis Morisette - "Ironic"

This chick is good...
Unfortunately, she doesn't know what irony is :hehe:
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His accent is awesome. =D
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Oct 6 2008, 06:20 PM
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Oct 6 2008, 04:43 PM
Alanis Morisette - "Ironic"

This chick is good...
Unfortunately, she doesn't know what irony is :hehe:
I always thought the ironic part of the song was that in a song entitled "Ironic," nothing in it is ironic at all. Kinda clever, if you ask me.
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Oct 6 2008, 04:43 PM
Alanis Morisette - "Ironic"

This chick is good...
Unfortunately, she doesn't know what irony is :hehe:
I always thought the ironic part of the song was that in a song entitled "Ironic," nothing in it is ironic at all. Kinda clever, if you ask me.
Yeah the stand-up comedian guy mentions that as well, I think it's a bit too farfetched and she probably really didn't get irony (some of it is almost ironic) or it just proved too difficult to write a song when trying to restrict yourself to the rules of irony.
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Oct 6 2008, 08:00 PM
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Oct 6 2008, 06:20 PM
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Oct 6 2008, 04:43 PM
Alanis Morisette - "Ironic"

This chick is good...
Unfortunately, she doesn't know what irony is :hehe:
I always thought the ironic part of the song was that in a song entitled "Ironic," nothing in it is ironic at all. Kinda clever, if you ask me.
That would be really awesome, actually. :up:
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Alanis Morissette is a smart motherfucker. I wouldn't be surprised if she intended it that way.
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Word. Alanis Morissette pwns almost all other female artists, in my opinion of course. But who the fuck would name their kid "Alanis"? HEY ALANIS!.....
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She did play a pretty good God.
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Oct 7 2008, 02:09 PM
Alanis Morissette is a smart motherfucker. I wouldn't be surprised if she intended it that way.
I'd have to agree with you on that statement. :up:

Anyways, I'm listening to "Pardon Me" by Incubus.
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Feist - Sealion
Edited by EpiFight, Oct 18 2008, 01:12 PM.
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I have that whole episode of Jools Holland on a DVD. Primarily for Radiohead, but the Feist performance is awesome too.
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Feist makes me happy. =)
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Weezer - "Undone" :up:
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The Rolling Stones - Shine a Light

I love it!
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Rolling Stones, eh?
One of my favorite bands....maybe I'll put on one of their hits.
How bout....
"Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones :up2:
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Brown Sugar doesn't do much for me. They have much better song IMO.

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I know that the Rolling stones have better songs. For instance, "Painted Black", "Jumping Jack Flash", and "Satisfaction" are definitely better.

Anyways, I'm listening to "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette. :up:
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It's "Paint It Black" Neil.

Also, You Oughta Know is one of the best songs in Rock Band 2.
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KN what's your gamer tag? I wanna beat you at drums.'


Edit: oh wait.. XD I forgot I asked you that through PM months ago..

I'll add you tomorrow <<
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Actually for the time being I'm using mossSURF's gamertag 'cause my XBL subscription ran out. So you'll have to use that.
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wait.. How did you get his? :mellow:
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Jolly good, sir.
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EDIT: HEY! you uploaded that! :haha: .... and you're flirting with a girl called Julia in the comments!
Edited by Shadow, Oct 21 2008, 09:42 AM.
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What does that video have to do with anything?
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Oct 21 2008, 09:41 AM


EDIT: HEY! you uploaded that! :haha: .... and you're flirting with a girl called Julia in the comments!
XD so?

and yes! what does this have to do with anything? :objection:
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Everything.
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