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Email scam
Topic Started: Feb 24 2007, 03:21 AM (118 Views)
Dupitable
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I recieved the following...

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Dear Friend,

My name is ENRIQUEZ LAARNI,The wife of Mr.Panfilo.LAARNI  a senator during  president joseph Estrada regime in Philippine.who is recently killed in philippine.

During my husband's regime as a senator,I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed.

well before my late husband was killed,I secretly put in a box the sum of $30,000,000 million USD (Thirty million United states dollars) and deposit it in a security company abroad.

I am contacting you becaus I want you to help me in securing the money for the future of my children since the government now monitor all my movement.

I hope to trust you as who will not sit on this money when you claim it.i will give you 30% of the total money for your assistance.if you are willing to help me please get back to me immediately.

Best regards .

Mrs Enriquez Laarni

Any ideas for a funny reply?
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Old Zertaxia
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I got one like that a while ago...
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I get about 20 spam a day most trying to sell me drugs for erectile disfunction.....how did they know. :wacko:

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I am thinking of the following.

Dear Miss Laarni,

I recieved you email several days ago and read it with great concern. My name is Jose Espirito, the son of the Philippines ambassador to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I showed your email to my father and we were most concerned by several things. Firstly the failure of our government to catch a woman clearly trying to subvert the course of justice, who has supported the supression of democracy, and indeed has committed fraud to make money out of it, and who is spreading vicious rumours about the democratic process in our country has obliged us to report you any your IP address to the Philippine embassy in France, where our tracker revealed you now reside.

Secondly we were concerned about the apparent inability to write and punctuate from a woman heralding from a country that's first language is English, who claims to be inteligent enough to have siphoned 30.000.000 dollars from government funds.

Finaly, we are wondering why your first name is a mans name and your husband's first (and indeed last) names are those of women.

Sincearly

Jose Espirito
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I think you should include some death threats. They're always fun.
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Verusea
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That is a good reply Dup. Very intelligent. Send that.
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:Laugh:

I got an e-mail a while back about a rich businessman that died in a plane crash in Nigeria, and said that I got his inheritance! I should have responded to that, but oh well.

Send that reply! Please!
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I never get any interesting junk mail...only ones from Ann Summers strangely enough...
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Ok It's sent.

It's funny because it's all most a word to word copy of an email I got from 'Siera Leone' a few months ago, from the same email address :lol:.
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Dear Friend,

God  bless you for your prompt response to my mail and also for you to acceptance to help me in this matter .I pray that the GOD will surely make a way and all shall went successfully

I am a woman, a widow and of age . But i know how you will feel after going through my proposal of transffering  millions to some one  that i did not know too well and we have not meet,but before i contacted you i have made up my mind to do so as i contacted you on a good faith and cleans spirit for you to handle this opportunity as your own family affair ,And i  am confiding on you with all my heart,trust and sincerity and i believe you will not fail or betray this trust.

The only possible way for me to get this deposit which is the only last hope i have is by your sincere help . This money is packed in a trunk box well locked. And is deposited with a security firm as family valuables . The company do not know that the box contains money because i told them that the box contains family valuables belonging to my foreign associate. I really thank God for a wisdom, because if not of how i made this deposit, i may have also lose it and be left with nothing other than pains and sorrows.

What i want you to do is to contact the company where the deposit is as my associate and request that the deposit be sent to your place . When you receive this, then you will send me money from the deposit to come to your place where you will invest and manage the money.

I will send you the necessary information to enable you contact the company if i receive a response from you assuring me that you will support to the full and ensure that the deposit gets to your place . Please i am on my knees, this is my last hope and everything i depend on, i have lost everything , even my husband's properties to his wicked brothers . This is the only secret i have and i do not wish it to be discussed with a third party , i am saying this because i do not wish to lose this. But if there is anything you do not understand  please let me know.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Yours sincerely

Mrs Enriquez Laarni


I will reply with the message I sent before.
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Verusea
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That is funny. :lol:
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Persistent
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We got the saim story, one time one of my friends called some one.

A old lady comes to the phone.
-Who is it.
-It is God (Don't ask why).
-Really?
-Yes, how is your heath?
-Bad, this heart that heart what shall i do?
-Fart 3 times in the phone and all will end. -_-

True story of a russian. That was straing. Really? What the hell he call you? God can call any one he peaks and old lady. :lol:
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I got an email sort of like dupitable just a moment ago;
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Today tomorrow together


MR.MAXWELL VIVIAN 
25 HOPE CRESCENT,
SANDTON, JOHANNESBURG,
SOUTH AFRICA .
+27783061180


ATTENTION:SIR,
           
                   
                          "REQUEST FOR BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP"





I WAS CONVINCED TO WRITE TO YOU AFTER RECIEVING INFORMATION ABOUT THE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY FROM YOUR COUNTRY'S EMBASSY IN PRETORIA SOUTH AFRICA.

MY NAME IS MR.MAXWELL VIVIAN, A SENIOR AUDITOR WITH THE AMALGAMATED BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA ABSA. I AM PRESENTLY WORKING AT THE ABSA BRANCH IN MIDRAND DURING THE QUARTERLY AUDITING OF THE BANK’S ACCOUNT LAST YEAR,
I DISCOVERED THAT THERE IS A DORMANT ACCOUNT THAT HAS NOT BEEN OPERATED  FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS, ON FURTHER INVESTIGATION I DISCOVERED THAT THE ACCOUNT BELONGS TO A FORIEGNER MR JOHN WILLIAMS, THE FORMER OWNER OF SAFARI FARMS LTD MIDRAND, MR WILLIAMS AND HIS  FARMILY WAS KILLED BY ARMED ROBBERS IN HIS FARM HOUSE ON THE  5TH OF APRIL 1998 HENCE NOBODY HAVE OPERATED THE ACCOUNT SINCE THEIR DEATH.
IN 2003, THE BANK OBTAINED AN ORDER OF MANDAMUS TO LOCATE THE DISTANT RELATION OF THE FAMILY TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO THEM, SINCE THAT TIME NOBODY HAVE COME TO CLAIM THE MONEY.
THE TOTAL AMOUNT IN THE ACCOUNT IS US$24,8(TWENTY FOUR MILLON UNITED STATES DOLLARS).

MY PURPOSE OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO STAND AS THE DISTANT RELATIONS OF THE FAMILY SO THAT THE MONEY WILL BE RELEASED TO YOU. I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE INFORMATION NEEDED FOR THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY AND TRANSFER IT TO YOUR ACCOUNT. IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE MONEY HAVE BEEN TRANSFERED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, I WILL JOIN YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY . YOU WILL TAKE 31% OF THE TOTAL MONEY EXCLUDING ANY EXPENCES WHILE I WILL TAKE 65% OF THE MONEY EXCLUDING MY EXPENCES.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED,CONTACT ME THROUGH MY EMAIL.

BEST REGARDS ,

Mr.Maxwell Vivian

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I don't know who has been giving my adress out. However, it seems that Kenya, the Philippines and most of the Ivory Coast have selected me to help them get money from closed/abandoned/dubiously legal accounts.
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Dupitable... Intel operative and OO agent extradinairre!
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Argh, signals training has forever confined me to reading 00 as Zero Zero, rather than Double O.
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