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| Topic Started: Apr 13 2007, 03:47 PM (82 Views) | |
| Calculators | Apr 13 2007, 03:47 PM Post #1 |
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How very dare you
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you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. In my next life, I want to be a pig. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. "Honey, I'm home. What the....?!" The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity Butterflies taste with their feet. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference? Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. A cat's urine glows under a black light. I wonder who was paid to figure that out? An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Starfish have no brains Polar bears are left-handed. If they switch to right they'll live a lot longer. Someone should tell them that Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. What about that pig? |
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| Calculators | Apr 13 2007, 03:48 PM Post #2 |
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How very dare you
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The small writing is my own thoughts... The facts, copied off a friends bebo account |
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| Pidgeon Island | Apr 13 2007, 03:50 PM Post #3 |
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Not so stale.
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How do you get a black light? light is white... |
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| Calculators | Apr 13 2007, 03:51 PM Post #4 |
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How very dare you
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I dunno. I just copy and paste, copy and paste |
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| Plaerah Blerrt | Apr 13 2007, 04:11 PM Post #5 |
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The term black light is just another name for a UV light. It's called a black light because of the fact that it doesn't really produce much visible light, and, from what I've seen, the bulbs are usually dark-coloured. |
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| Pidgeon Island | Apr 13 2007, 04:15 PM Post #6 |
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Not so stale.
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ah.. Why didn't they say UV light then? :angry: thanks PB. |
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| Calculators | Apr 13 2007, 04:18 PM Post #7 |
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How very dare you
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Again. I dunno |
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| VincentDantes | Apr 13 2007, 05:02 PM Post #8 |
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Independant by Cynicism
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Did you know that? Scorpions glow in the dark. |
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| Plaerah Blerrt | Apr 13 2007, 05:43 PM Post #9 |
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It's just the way terms work. Here in Canada/America, they call 'em black lights, and out there they call 'em UV lights. Just stupid customs
And I'd hate to be the scorpion that's trying to sneak up on someone in the middle of the night... Also, when an elephant pisses, it leaves a crater. The male dolphin can bend its penis like we could a finger - and when it ejaculates, if a person's mouth is over the penis, it has so much force that it can break their neck. |
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| sedge | Apr 13 2007, 06:18 PM Post #10 |
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Stale
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Who tried that? Go on... admit it. |
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| Alan BStards Britain | Apr 13 2007, 08:53 PM Post #11 |
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Raw
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*Wonders how they found that one out... "Excuse me, Mister Polar Bear, would you mind signing this..."* :lol: |
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| Jivdom | Apr 13 2007, 09:11 PM Post #12 |
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Resident Insomniac
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That would be a great Job! Find out that polar bears are left handed by getting really really dead! "Mr Polar could you sign this for me."... "OH GO...Agh... That's my liver I need that!" |
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| Pidgeon Island | Apr 13 2007, 09:35 PM Post #13 |
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Not so stale.
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It'd be like that vet who had his arm bitten off by a croc. |
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| Calculators | Apr 13 2007, 09:49 PM Post #14 |
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How very dare you
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Another fact about cockroaches: Cucumbers are the only food cockroaches don't eat |
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| Arov | Apr 14 2007, 02:43 AM Post #15 |
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Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
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*yawn* so...interesting........... |
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| Pidgeon Island | Apr 14 2007, 10:26 AM Post #16 |
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Not so stale.
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Bit like you then.... |
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| Calculators | Apr 14 2007, 11:13 AM Post #17 |
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How very dare you
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Another Fact: Arov has a small penis |
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Here in Canada/America, they call 'em black lights, and out there they call 'em UV lights. Just stupid customs


3:46 PM Jul 11