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Founded - 30 April 2005
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Pidgeon Island

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Angusp (aka Bodegraven)

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Jolly Roger Sighted Off The Port Bow!
Topic Started: May 8 2010, 09:53 PM (61 Views)
Chin-Chillas
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Is this like a special issue or something? It made me laugh anyway... All of options were 'YARRR' and 'dismiss' became 'Off to Davey's Locker with yer!'

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The Issue

Chin-Chillas's merchant navy has seen increasing attacks from swashbuckling pirates in recent months, devastating Chin-Chillas's foreign trade.
The Debate

1. "We should blow them out of the water!" says First Lord Admiral Colin Jones. "These waterlogged vagabonds have been plundering our ships for far too long! All our exports from the Beef-Based Agriculture industry are going straight into their hands! It's downright dangerous for us to let this continue! All we require is some funding for coastal patrol boats, fleet carriers, and nuclear submarines and a free hand to show these freebooters what's what."

This be the way the ship of state steers!

2. "Hello," says a grog-swilling, peg-legged scurvy dog entering your office. "I'm Akira Clinton, a mighty pirate. I'd like to suggest that instead of wasting all that money on attacking pirates you simply buy them off with barrels of bullion, jewels and Maxtopian gold! There'll still be pirates around, sure, but as long as everyone's paid off, they won't hinder your trade. Not much anyway."


3. "That's the second biggest load of bilge I've ever seen!" says Captain Grapnel, CFO of Hispaniola Shipping Insurance, LLC. "Shiver me timbers, if these scurvy dogs don't be cutting into me profit margin! Me comprehensive coverage has to pay out for victims o' illegality, and of course theft be illegal in this country, bu' that be giving me an idea - what if we were to have privateers? That is to say, if ye were to make piracy legal but with a quotar o' sorts, like huntin'? That way me and mine can stay in business and ye can get a fine cut o' th' booty from licence fees! Savvy?"


4. "Come now, that's hardly fair," argues 'gentleman pirate' Taupebeard de Gauche with a bow and flourish. "There is an ancient tradition of actively redistributing wealth on the high seas, and we active redistributors serve an important role in the global economy. You would not keep a family-run bookstore from handing down its business from generation to generation, would you? We simply ask, nay, demand the same right! And get rid of the word 'pirate'. It's a slur. We are corsairs - not common sea-faring thugs."
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I think it was introduced for a special occasion, but can't remember where I read that. I love the "dismiss" option :D
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