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*~Alena's Word Association Game!~*; ...because randomness is win!
Topic Started: Feb 29 2008, 06:08 PM (18,496 Views)
Silinrul Darastrix7
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Endless Fighter
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Bok

Name of a Drunken Master...^_^; I'll post his story in here in fact! (Not told by me, but all a part of a DnD game I was thar for XD).

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Well, I suppose that it si time to post the infamous tales of Bok, by which I like to relate that many of our most epic moments were with this fellow, or...at least mine have been. Bok...is a drunken master.... I won't try to tell the whole campaign, but I'll truncate and just get to my favorite part. There's a castle, Bok was drunk off his ass, as always. His teammate was a vampire and had gone missing into it. So, after our DM graciously put a tower of alcohol in front of his already wasted self, thinking Bok wouldn't be stupid enough to drink them in character since there was a sign posted plainly speaking "DO NOT DRINK" Well, my teammate decided to tell me the sign says, "FOR BOK" since my -16 intelligence and wisdom modifyiers prevented cognitive thought, I drank them. With my massive strength, and more massive stupidity, I walked up to said ramparts, being fired upon my many elven archers, and initiated conversation with the fortified, wooden door. After cunningly convincing the door that a tree nearby was "into him". A couple arrow wounds later (Which Bok assumed was on account of the door) Bok punched three holes into "Fred" and felt that punishment enough. He managed to avoid the next arrow volley by falling through the weakened door while taking a drink. What did he do from there? He took a nap on the bed in the gatehouse, while the vampire buddy did something forgetable. When the two teamed up, the guards found them out and attacked. A battle ensued with the vampire pinning people against walls and grappling them with a long table, while Bok danced a limboed beaneth said table, refusing to fight entirely. When he did, he liquified a man with a punch, and got his foot stuck in a bucket, which he used to thrash people. When all was said and done, they won. Bok needed to piss. So he pissed in the bucket on the stairs while the sneeky vampire hid bodies and himself. When the next garrison of guards opened the ramparts access after hearing all the battle like comotion, all they saw was an old drunk pissing in a bucket. They were....ah....confused. Due to the deadly amounts of beer Bok had consumed, his piss was considered pure alcohol. Bok gave it a toss to the new patrons, and burped fire (as an epic drunken Master) turning the bucket of beer-piss into a naapalm grenade. Those that didn't panic and fall to their deaths, were promptly dispatched by a flaming pee soaked mop. Bok threw up.
 
Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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Bok Choy

T_T I'd rather have a bleeding hole in my stomach than eat nothing but that for 2 weeks again

@Seikh's quote: Wat?
 
Silinrul Darastrix7
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Yuck

Had some noodles one time that were choy somethin or another...and that's what they were.
 
Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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Icky

Is how I'd describe those 2 weeks. It wouldn't have been so bad If Yuki let me put some chili oil in the soup X< but nooooooooo "spicy will only make the ulcer worse" oh bleh! *sulk*
 
WonderlandAlli
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Thump

*gets song stuck in head*
 
Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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Tubthumping
>< i think you just got something stuck in my head too! I feel old for remembering Chumbawamba >//>
 
Silinrul Darastrix7
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Tumb
Cause i thought the word said tumbtubbing before I read it better...dont ask why. I has no idea. >_>
 
Windy
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esoteric.
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Turbo controller

the one with the built in macro stuff that i would really like to use for PA leveling.
but... I CAN"T FIND ONE!!!!
 
Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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Buffs

A turbo controller would be nice.
 
Windy
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PA levels

I NEEED one lol i ca'nt stay awake when i'm PA leveling anymore...

also... why is this at the edge of the page?...

Posted Image
 
Valtea
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Update

Cause the update at least made 'em easier to get.
 
Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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Liars

Segac said they'd give us updates on time :/

@Windy: I saw that on the bottom of the page too XD let's see if we can change it with our posts...

MICHAEL JACKSON >.>
 
Windy
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KILLER

SOAD song and nope...


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Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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The Killers

"They say he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman
Like you remember when you were young"

Darn... I think it's because of the title.
 
Windy
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The Killers Blues.

some song i hear some where.

AND THE BALLS RINGTONE AD IS STILL THERE!!!
*Hide in a card board box... but unlike the box you are use dto seeing, this one is decked out with a battle go cart and machine guns with a metal caseing inside the card board box... thus makeing the box for show.*
 
Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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The Real Folk Blues

The ad's gone on my screen :3

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MountainLynx
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Ninja
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Cowboy Bebop

Oh yeah, there ARE ads on this board :P
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Adblock Plus is the best FireFox extension ever. PMOG is a close second :P
 
Windy
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Evangelion

because real folk blues is an anime and that poster wa'snt there was i made that post.
 
MountainLynx
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Ninja
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Neon

Actually, IIRC, The Real Folk Blues was the name of the closing theme for Cowboy Bebop...
 
Windy
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EVIL! #31431243124\

Specifics at a late hour when getting little sleep are EVIL!
 
Valtea
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Android 18

...I feel dirty for thinking that one.
 
Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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Cast

They're androids too. Or cyborgs in some cases :3
 
Namillus
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Miniatures

In order to create them, one must cast liquid metal in a mould.
 
Silinrul Darastrix7
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Gargantuans

:) Baruk knows why...he better. I have him on speed dial.
 
Namillus
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Euphemisms

Don't think about it too hard.
 
Windy
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esoteric.
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tergiversation

I can use complexed words with similar meanings as well.
 
Namillus
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Antidisestablishmentarianism

As Phoenix Wright might say, "TAKE THAT!!"

... Thread over?
 
Windy
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Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine

189,819 letters/character

abridged for insanity.
Chemical name of the largest known protein
Technical; not in dictionary; disputed whether it is a word.

If that dose not fit your fancy and sorry for the double post...

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

85 letters
Longest officially recognized place name
 
Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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Humuhumukununukuapua'a

Hawaii's state fish :3
 
KayinCloud
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Shinobi of Storm
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Frozen

how fish can come
 
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