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R.I.P. Billy Mays; BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Topic Started: Jun 29 2009, 08:38 AM (228 Views)
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He's selling Mighty Putty to angels, now.
 
Xieveral
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Shou's Mommy
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Wait, what? Really? B-but what's gonna happen to Pitchmen??? :o
 
WonderlandAlli
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I hear creepy ShamWow guy is in jail for beating up a prostitute.

I knew he was evil, from the moment I saw him I said There's a guy that will kill you in your sleep. And then clean it up with the ShamWow.
 
Shana
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Oh man I can totally see it now. "ShamWow is so powerful it can get out even the toughest stains like:
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Red Wine

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Dirt Stains!

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and Blood!

It also helps clean up

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Fingerprints!

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Bloody knives

and all kinds of things.

Don't be this guy:

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Be this guy!

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With SHAMWOW!

Buy it...

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Xieveral
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WonderlandAlli
Jul 1 2009, 01:05 PM
I hear creepy ShamWow guy is in jail for beating up a prostitute.

"You're gonna love my nuts" *giggle*

From what I heard... she was hired by the church of scientology to bite them off O_o That is just so lolwut but being the church of scientology... this just might be true.

Anyway, I think Billy Mays died from a head injury after a rough plane landing.

What's with all these famous people dying lately??? @_@
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Sa the Hand
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It's not just celebrities... Like 3+ people died one day (I think the same day as Billy Mays), and I think several more over days close to that. All around the same days as the celebrities.
 
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Apparently, one of Billy Mays' blogs state that the autopsy results revealed heart disease as the cause of death. His airline could be heard breathing a sigh of relief from miles away.
 
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MountainLynx
Jul 2 2009, 04:25 AM
Apparently, one of Billy Mays' blogs state that the autopsy results revealed heart disease as the cause of death. His airline could be heard breathing a sigh of relief from miles away.

Undead Blogging!!!! OHNOES!
 
L.Kaisamu423
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I wish I could blog with the dead ;-;
 
Hako
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But wait, there's more!
 
Xieveral
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Shana
Jul 1 2009, 04:51 PM
Oh man I can totally see it now. "ShamWow is so powerful it can get out even the toughest stains like:
Posted Image
Red Wine

Posted Image
Dirt Stains!

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and Blood!

It also helps clean up

Posted Image
Fingerprints!

Posted Image
Bloody knives

and all kinds of things.

Don't be this guy:

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Be this guy!

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With SHAMWOW!

Buy it...

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So ShamWOW guy was the mastermind behind it all :o
 
Hako
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The Scout is a Spy.
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L.Kaisamu423
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*goes Pyro and performs spycheck* XD
 
Valtea
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*Happens to be invisible right infront of her*
*Dies a flaming death*

Gaah! Every $*@^$%& time! >_<
 
L.Kaisamu423
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Noooooooo! Val ;-; I'm so sorry! *crouches over a grenade*
 
Valtea
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*Walks out of the spawn area*
I'm back! It's ok!
 
L.Kaisamu423
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Thats great! Oh wait I bet... *BOOM I explode myself with a grenade*
 
Hako
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Billy Mays to TF2 with one post. >_>
 
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