| Relationship Status: It's Domplicated; Dom & Jae CD | |
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| The Crimson Baroness | Jun 18 2017, 06:14 PM Post #1 |
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“He said it might take up to a few months,” Dom explains as he rests back against the balcony railing. Bare chested and wearing only a pair of ludo pink boardies, Dom is just soaking in the sunshine right now, whilst he’s out West to visit his … wife, apparently. Just enjoying a bottle of Tropicana to wash down that morning’s breakfast. “But we’ve filed the paperwork at least! And now we just need to wait to get in front of the judge…” “And explain we were wasted,” Jae adds as she steps out onto the balcony next to Dom; she’s dressed slightly more conservatively than her husband, opting for a white tanktop and some jean shorts, with her hair tied up in a messy bun. The comment itself draws a nod of agreement from Dom, which in turn causes Jae to giggle before she leans in to kiss Dom. “Yeah, basically,” he says in his typical cheeky tone, before grinning. “Well I’d have to be to marry you,” Jae snipes, before taking a sip of Dom’s Tropicana; Harter stands there, mouth agape in mock horror at the sarcastic barb his wife just shot in his direction - although he may have never been more attracted to her than right now for some strange reason. After a brief six month long relationship of sorts, it would seem that Dom and Jae jumped the gun a little bit; after the last FGA show in Las Vegas the pair of them may have hit the bars together. And they may have imbibed a few beverages together. And one of them, although they can’t say for sure, thought it would be funny to go talk to that ‘guy that kinda looks like Elvis’. That Elvis guys turned out to be an ordained minister, and before they knew it they were being crooned by a near perfect rendition of ‘(I Can’t Help) Falling In Love With You’, vowing never to step on their blue suede shoes or treat each other like a hound dog. Good times. But when it dawned on them the next morning, the realization of the seriousness of what they’d done hitting them like a ton of bricks, Dom and Jae decided they need to discuss what to do. They couldn’t possibly stay married, could they? Their relationship isn’t even really based on love - it’s just sexual favors at this moment in time! So after they sobered up and took a dip together in the hot tub, they agreed that an annulment was the way to go; he’d have to change his pet name from ‘future ex-wife’ to just ‘ex-wife’, but that seems like a small price to pay. Whereas Jae also get to not be married to a man she barely knows, which is what she’s been doing her best to avoid doing for the last five years. Although Dom may be a step up from the cult leader in Utah. At least he hopes so. Dom chuckles at the sarcastic barb before replying, “I think I want a divorce.” “Nope,” Jae replies before smiling to herself; she’s become accustomed to Dom’s sarcasm by now, even growing to like it at times. And now she knows to just fire it right back. “You’re stuck with me now, Dommy…” she squeezes his cheeks playfully, causing him to pucker up. As he does so, Jae leans in to kiss him again. “...at least for a few months.” Alas, the conversation is interrupted by the most obnoxious of noises! Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake “Judging you so badly right now,” Jae quips as the Taylor Swift song continues to blare out from Dom’s phone. “It was a prank!” Dom defends himself as he fetches his cell phone from off the table. “I’m just too lazy to change it back…” It’s not a number he recognizes, and the Vegas area code gives him cause for alarm. “Well answer it then,” Jae nudges him, and Dom does as he’s told. Such a good husband. “Sup!” Dom exclaims, like a true douchebag. There’s a moment of silence on the other end before, finally, a man speaks up. “Uh, is that Mr. Harter?” “Speaking,” Dom replies; he gives Jae a confused look and a shrug of the shoulders as he puts the call on speaker so she can hear it too. “Uh, this is Tony Stracci from the Chapel of Love in Las Vegas,” the man continues as Dom and Jae exchange a curious glance. They’re not sure if follow up calls from the all night chapel are a regular thing or if there’s something out of the ordinary here, but they’re willing to find out. “Hey, how you doing?” Dom asks, almost instinctively. “Uh, fine, thank you,” he answers, “Mr. Harter, I’m just calling because there seems to be a problem with your marriage license…” “A problem?” the voice asking the question belongs to Jae, which catches Tony Stracci by surprise. “Mrs. Harter, I presume?” Tony asks. “Well, maybe not. You see, when you two filled out the application for your marriage license you seemed to have signed it as ‘Fred & Wilma Flintstone’...” “...because I can make your Bedrock…” Dom recalls, thinking out loud. Hey, not all of his jokes are great! Even now it draws a stern look from Jaelynn. “...what does that mean for us, Tony?” “Well I’m sorry to say that your marriage isn’t currently valid,” Tony states, “now if you want to rectify this we can file the application again and redo the ceremony so the marriage would stand--” “--and if we don’t do any of that?” Jae asks, interrupting him. “Uh, if you don’t do anything about this then, uh, you two just aren’t legally married.” Tony explains as best he can. He hasn’t had to do this very often during his ten years at the chapel - usually drunk people can sign their own names. But he’s hoping that this matter gets resolved without any conflict. There’s a moment of silence on the other end of the phone as Dom and Jae once again look at one another; the smiles on their faces grow wider before Jae speaks up. “Problem solved!” “I think what she means to say is, uh, we’re going to leave it as is, Tony,” Dom says with a chuckle, “save us from having to go through the annulment proceedings.” “Best birthday present ever,” Jae exclaims as she punches the air in delight. An ecstatic whoo is yelled out across the city of Los Angeles as she does her happy dance. “Ok then,” Tony replies; he’s unsure of what to make of the reaction to the news, slightly troubled even. Most people would be sad to hear their marriage isn’t valid, but Tony doesn’t know any better. He doesn’t know that Dom and Jae aren’t ‘most people’. “Well thank you for choosing the Chapel of Love, and we hope to see you again if you do decide to get married in the future.” “You got it, Tony,” Dom replies before the line goes dead. He slides the phone back onto the table as Jae finishes dancing around the balcony, finally embracing Dom in a hug as the pair hold each other in their arms. “Does that mean I still get to call you my future ex-wife?” “I guess so,” Jae replies, “which isn’t too bad. I’m kinda getting used to it now.” “Great,” Dom chuckles, “now let’s get to celebrating your birthday…” “Totally!” she says, enthusiastically. There's a moment of silence in which she realizes these emotions are usually not associated with her birthday. Whether it was being miserable in Utah, or constantly doing “odd jobs” prior to becoming a wrestler, birthdays were ordinary days for her. “I have this new blender that's supposed to be great for making margaritas.” “Then let’s get you wasted,” Dom enthuses, “and your first legal drink!” He adds, before kissing Jae once again. The pair stay like that for a moment longer than perhaps necessary, just inches apart as they stare into each other’s eyes. But another kiss and and Jae is ready to lead him back inside. They’ve got some celebrating to do. |
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Dom Harter 2017 Destiny Cup Winner 2x FGA World Champion 1x FGA Pride Champion 1x FGA Mid-Atlantic Legacy Champion 1x FGA World Tag Team Champion (The Murder w/Malcolm Drake) 1x Dynamic Duos Winner 2x Gold Rush Rumble Winner 2x SCW Global Champion 1x SCW Vegas Champion 1x SCW Heritage Champion 1x SCW World Tag Team Champion (Gore & Glory w/Brytain Rollins) 1x UWL Tag Team Champions (w/Alex Castellanos) 1x SCCW Heritage Tag Team Champions (w/Constance Monroe) 1x SCCW Barbaric Champion 1x PDW Bloodshed Champion 1x AAA Champion 1x HKW Bloodlust Champion Annie Zellor 1x GFP Jr. Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew w/ The Crimson Baroness) 1x NKP Grand Champion 2x NKP Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew, The New Murder w/ Molly Reid) 1x Titan of Trios Winner 2016 (Whitest Girls You Know w/Molly Reid & Emily Carter) 1x SSWA Trios Champions (WGYK) 2x FGA World Tag Team Champion (#sparklebuddies w/Laurel Anne Hardy) 2x FGA Mid-Atlantic Legacy Champion 1x HKW No Limits Champion 2x WCS Tag Team Champion (1x Small Boob Wrecking Crew, 1x Starbucks Wrecking Crew w/ Tyberius King) 1x SAP International Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew) 1x AAA Champion The Crimson Baroness 1x GFP Jr. Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew w/ Annie Zellor) 1x NKP Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew) Winner of 2016 GFP Deathmatch Elimination Match 1x RISE Champion 1x LDFC Carolinas Cup Holder 1x LDFC Apex Tag Team Champion 2x HKW Bloodlust Champion 1x WCS Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew) 1x SAP International Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew) 2017 Defiance Speciality Wrestler of the Midyear 2017 Defiance Champion of the Midyear | |
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