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The Crimson Baroness

Friday 25th August
Off Camera

‘We’d like you to do us a huge favor,’ they told me a few months ago as Annie started planning her next EP. She wanted to do something more low key than the last three; a departure from the straight up covers and reliance on auto-tune. Something mellow and acoustic, if I could just teach her how to play the guitar more competently. At least I didn’t have to teach her how to sing.

And it all comes down to tonight. The first time she’ll play those songs live and without auto-tune, before the EP goes live on Spotify next month. A night where me and the rest of the Langley Falls Pornstar Convention resume our starring roles on the songs from ‘Annie Does The 80s’ and ‘Annie Does The 90s’.

So why am I the one who’s so nervous?

I apply the second coating of antiperspirant to my underarms in a vain effort to protect my prized Warren Zevon t-shirt, and once again curse Annie for not letting us play any of his songs tonight – not even ‘Poor Poor Pitiful Me’! I’d have settled for ‘Lawyers Guns, and Money’, ‘Carmelita’, or even ‘Desperadoes Under The Eaves’. But this is what I get for saying I won’t play Katy Perry or One Direction. Claiming artistic integrity only gets me so far when I have a writing credit on a song like ‘Helicopter Girlfriend’ – and once again that theremin solo goes unappreciated!

But she’s agreed to let us play the Four theme song from the new Evolve series. And a couple of our own songs in the encore. So maybe I shouldn’t be too angry with her…

Was I angry with her? No … I was nervous., right? A deep sigh escapes my lips as I stare at myself in the mirror. My face still slightly banged up after that match at Titletown; the bruises are fading, but my forehead is soaked in sweat, mussing up my hair at the same time. As I wipe it clean with the back of my forearm, however, I hear the dressing room door open, close, and lock behind me.

“Heyyy,” she says, smiling coyly as our eyes meet in the mirror. She’s a vision of beauty in that little zip up leather jacket and jeans, with her smoky eyes and lips a shimmering red … and now I remember why I was so nervous; she wants to go public tonight. To tell the world that we’re dating – which I haven’t even told Jae yet. “Can we talk?”

“Sure,” I reply, turning around to face her as Annie strides confidently across the room. Before I know what’s happening she brings my face down to hers to kiss me sweetly, softly, passionately. It’s then that I notice she smells faintly of cherries. Must be her lip balm.

The embrace breaks as her hands trace their way down from my face, down across my chest where they rest. Annie takes a moment before she speaks, but she’s blunt as she blurts out “Uh, I don’t think we should go public tonight…” her gaze rises to meet my own, and I notice she’s biting her bottom lips nervously, “…it’s just, like, with my divorce–”

“Ok,” I say, but she continues.

“–not being final it’ll look like I was cheating–” she says in a whisper, so nobody can overhear. Despite it being just the two of us in here. “–and then people’ll just start tal…did you say ok?” Annie looks

“That’s fine,” I state, cradling her face with one hand. “We’re in no hurry.”

That coy little smile returns to her lips once more; there’s a million more words we could say to try and explain this situation, or our feelings on the issue. We could weigh the pros and cons of coming clean to the world tonight, but I don’t want to do anything that hurts her. I don’t want to do anything that’ll hurt Jae, or Robin, or Alexa. And I doubt she wants to give Chase more ammo before the divorce proceedings officially begin. Regardless, all she says on the matter is a simple, “I love you, Dommy.”

The nerves start to dissipate, fading away into nothingness as we both smile at each other. “I love you too,” I reply as I feel my heart skip a beat. My fingers tug at the zip on her jacket. “You know, we’ve got some time before the show’s due to start…” I suggest, as Annie giggles from behind a raised hand. It’s just gone seven o’clock, the show isn’t due to start until nine so it’s not even like we have to rush. She’ll just have to try and be quieter than usual…

Until we hear the sweet Southern tones, “Hey, bro, you in there?”

We freeze, turning around to see the handle jiggle. Did we lock it?! We can barely pull our jeans back up before the lock betrays us; the door eases open as Peaches pokes her head into the room, catching us in the act. Her eyes widen as she takes in the scene before her. “Sup!” I say with a nod. Annie can just manage a wave with one hand, as the other she use the other to cover her modesty.

“…never–uh–nevermind…” Peaches mumbles as she exits the room, closing the door behind her. “Holy crap on a cracker…” we hear her say to herself from the outside the room as, inside, we redress ourselves.

“Dommy…” Annie says as she zips her jacket back up. “…do you think she’s gonna tell anyone?”

Shit.
Dom Harter
2017 Destiny Cup Winner
2x FGA World Champion
1x FGA Pride Champion
1x FGA Mid-Atlantic Legacy Champion
1x FGA World Tag Team Champion (The Murder w/Malcolm Drake)
1x Dynamic Duos Winner
2x Gold Rush Rumble Winner
2x SCW Global Champion
1x SCW Vegas Champion
1x SCW Heritage Champion
1x SCW World Tag Team Champion (Gore & Glory w/Brytain Rollins)
1x UWL Tag Team Champions (w/Alex Castellanos)
1x SCCW Heritage Tag Team Champions (w/Constance Monroe)
1x SCCW Barbaric Champion
1x PDW Bloodshed Champion
1x AAA Champion
1x HKW Bloodlust Champion

Annie Zellor
1x GFP Jr. Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew w/ The Crimson Baroness)
1x NKP Grand Champion
2x NKP Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew, The New Murder w/ Molly Reid)
1x Titan of Trios Winner 2016 (Whitest Girls You Know w/Molly Reid & Emily Carter)
1x SSWA Trios Champions (WGYK)
2x FGA World Tag Team Champion (#sparklebuddies w/Laurel Anne Hardy)
2x FGA Mid-Atlantic Legacy Champion
1x HKW No Limits Champion
2x WCS Tag Team Champion (1x Small Boob Wrecking Crew, 1x Starbucks Wrecking Crew w/ Tyberius King)
1x SAP International Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew)
1x AAA Champion

The Crimson Baroness
1x GFP Jr. Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew w/ Annie Zellor)
1x NKP Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew)
Winner of 2016 GFP Deathmatch Elimination Match
1x RISE Champion
1x LDFC Carolinas Cup Holder
1x LDFC Apex Tag Team Champion
2x HKW Bloodlust Champion
1x WCS Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew)
1x SAP International Tag Team Champion (Small Boob Wrecking Crew)
2017 Defiance Speciality Wrestler of the Midyear
2017 Defiance Champion of the Midyear

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